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red no question. blue would be easy to piss off and throw the game

Which team is easier to TK?

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Blue team, solely for Mister_Lister_the_Sister_Fister

Definitely blue team.They are clearly based.

>GAIA
Kind of outdated, don't you think? That site hasn't been relevant in almost a decade

Blue team seem like faggots that get their shit pushed in

Blue team because i love Fluttershy.

exactly
imagine the demented soul repping it in their name
probably godlike at the game
the real mystery is whether or not lederpydude(1) is gonna be ass or top of the scoreboard

Blue wins easy
>9gag feeds
>jessi is below average but tries to play objectives
>BR is laggy but decent, self aware name makes it unlikely he ruins games
>Naruto is average mechanically but ignores objectives
>Fluttershy is a competent support when they've got someone competent to follow around
>Lister wrecks shit and tries hard

Way better than red
>420: Only cares about KD, still gets negative kd
>Wolfpack: below average, likely to be insufferable in chat
>Twitch faggot: usually would be average to good if still a faggot, but "reacts" more than negates that, guaranteed garbage and probably has open mic
>double trouble: one of them has never played the game before, the other is terrible
>Rip Roarin: Probably good, but doesn't try very hard

>riproarinboogerpenis is probably a fantastic player
>derpydude is definitely using aimbot on 2 accounts
>furfag is at least decent
vs.
>5 dumbasses
>a gaiafag
Easy choice

RED is for tryhards.
BLU all the way.

Change my name to Lister's_Sister_the_Fister_Resister and join blue.

furshits are actually decent at competitive vidya, so red

I reject those answers.
I choose...
Rapture

>Wolfpack92
KWAB

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You can't put Mister Lister in a list and expect people NOT to pick it. Biased as fuck

BIG
DADDY
BITCH

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Let's look at it giving a rating out of 5.
RED TEAM:
>W33DW4RRIOR
Chances are he's not stoned right now but he's still pretty mediocre at the game all things considered. 2, potentially 1.
>Furfag
Furfags are faggots but they're also really fucking good at games unfortunate. 5
>Twitchfag
Most likely is hopping onto some kind of bandwagon: Likely very mediocre, but not the worst. 2.
>The 2 Redditfags
I'm willing to bet the 1st redditfag is one of these pseudo insightful players that ends up just average at their game of choice at best, and his friend likely doesn't know shit. I'd give them 3 & 1 respectively
>BoogerPenis
Veteran of the game that likes to fuck around. Quite skilled but not a tryhard and not as good as the furfag. 4
>OVERALL: 17 or 18

BLUE TEAM
>9Gagfag
A " memer " to an even bigger extent than the Redditfag. Overly ambitious with attempts to needlessly style, ultimately mediocre. 2
>Jessicakes
Girls are shit at the game. 1
>BRfag
The wildest card of this whole pack, likely more used to his lag than you, but can't make much of it because he's not that good. I'm gonna say 3, maybe 4 on a good day but subhumans aren't that good at games
>Weeb
Weebs are pretty shit at most games and so they hop on to less active genres or simply them. Likely a 2.
>MLPfag
See furfag. 5
>Mister Lister the Sister Fister
See BoogerPenis. 4
>OVERALL: 17 or 18
Fuck it's even I didn't expect that
I'm not teaming with a girl though in the chances she attracts the attention of other players and make them play worse. Red Team it is.

The weed homo probably made that name 10 years ago when smoking pot meant something to them and they just haven't changed it, if anything they are too old to be playing games.
The furfag could actually be dedicated to the game because they are a worthless person.
Eric is a total faggot who thinks he has a funny personality despite no real friends.
Derpy really enjoys the game at least, but he is playing with his girlfriend who is a borderline retard and doesn't care about games or him really.
Rip is 10 years old and a black child.

Epic is just a big fan of irony, he is good and older than you'd think, but not too old.
Jessica is a fat woman in her 20s who thinks very highly of herself despite being bad at all videogames.
The brazillian is an ape that almost has enough motor function to play and is only slightly better than Jessica.
The 16 year old gay weeb plays all day because they're a lifeless faggot and are sadly ranked very high.
The horse molester is just average at the game and the bad thing about them is they leave after 1 bad match.
Lister is an annoying spic who plays for the captive audience of mic spam while playing on someone else's account.

Blue wins, but not by a lot.

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I'll take my chances with Eric. twitch tags are either garbage or headshot city
Red team.

blue cause i'd want to shit on the faggot putting his twitch as his GT

based newfriend

blue, i don't care if i loose. i'm gonna ruin that streamer game.

Blue so I can target the streamer and furry.

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RipRoarinBoogerPenis is definitely some old boomer who had 50 beers that day and has been playing games since Everquest was new, Mister Lister the Sister Fister is some underage faggot who saw the name on a Yas Forums screencap thread, thought it was funny, and copied it.

hey its me your brother
can you give me the account bak

i join the streamers team so i can yell nigger in voice chat

pro gamer move

blue because i'd rather be stuck with a horsefucker than just an all-around animalfucker. they at least have SOME standards. also i expect the BR to topscore because nobody can hit someone with 900 ping hue

blue team so i can convince jessie to become my internet girlfriend who is only allowed to play with ME

>Twitch faggotry
>dude weed lmao

Just mute the BR shitter and let yourself get carried by Lister and Fluttershy

>blue
>huehue ape
>pony autist
>Meme retard
>mentally illl faggot
Red it is

Red. It has no f*males.

better than
>fag too high to play straight
>dogfucker
>idiot talking to his viewers the entire game
>some guy with a healer bot or his little brother timmy
>i don't even fucking know

neither has Yas Forums

Red team
>literal twitch whore
>xX[]Xx 12 year old
>duplicates
Blue Team
>gaia
>9gag
>brazilian
Both shit but blue is redeemed by the based sister fister.

>big pro on blue team is a hue
>big pro on red team is [RDT]lederpydude(1)
I think I'll just join red for RipRoarinBoogerpenis.

>stoner edgy name
Shit
>furry
Good
>TTV
Shit
>dude
Good
>dude1
aimbot/buffbot, making dude even better
>boogerpenis
Good

>9gagmemes
Wildcard, might be good
>girl
lol
>BR
Wildcard
>Naruto
Shit
>MLP
Good
>Fister
Good

>blue has a hue
yeah no, he'll be rubberbanding all over the place and hitting nothing

blue has more autism, so blue. But I already see they are playing 6v6 and my game is 5v5 so I disconnect

What is the Mister Lister meme even from? I've seen that name in countless games.

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>guest account
>twitch streamer
Blue team.

>twitch faggot
Blue.

Gregor?

Both teams suck, outcome depends if weed warrior is good at playing while stoned.

Are you sincerely telling me that you don't think [9GAG]epicftw9001 is from Yas Forums?

Oops I thought you were quoting OP because I have brain damage

That's okay mate have a good evening

this is a meme so old I don't blame you for not knowing it but gregor is a reference to the people who'd join midway through and still go 50-0 in arena shooters without ever saying anything. Their handle would always be something super unassuming like their first name in all lowercase letters.

There's a 50% chance that Mister_Lister is hacking and a 100% chance that the twitch username is awful, so blue.

>Weebs are pretty shit at most games and so they hop on to less active genres or simply them. Likely a 2.
Lets hope it's not RTS, MOBA or fightan then because they play those games still in the womb.

Blue because fuck twitch faggots.
Also Mister_Lister seems like a cool dude.

fuck off zoom zoom

How many times has thos exact image been posted? This threads proof none of you can make OC. You only complain about culture and my sekret club cause you're all desperate to fit in with a group of people who for the majority left this place long ago. Us 07 fags have kids and shit now there's no reason to try as hard as you faggots do. And the thing is you try so hard to blend in you don't even bother to be unique. You just repost the same stupid shit
>TRANNY
>DILATE
>DISCORD
>ECELEB
>WOJACK
>PEPE
>BOOMER
Seriously name one fucking original Yas Forums meme since Yas ForumsIvian 10 fucking years ago. You're all fags posers wanna bes babies! You'll never go to OZ fest 01 or remember 9/11 cause you were still in diapers. Hell you babies still are it seems living with mommy and can't even write a shitpost without being spoonfed. Fuck you all your all new fags you know nothing of "board culture" your just faggots trying to emulate your older brother even in your 20s. You wanna fix the board make OC otherwise fuck off cause anything else is just more cancer and the best part is you stupid faggots will write some no u tier post in reply and act like your smart or got any emotional response. No you saying u mad isn't trolling putting a camera in a guys ps3 and making his life the truman show is trolling. Now get the fuck off the Internet period not just Yas Forums before your boomer parents snap and poison your chicken tenders to end the burden of a useless son.

Drown on monday

mods please prune this off topic thread

>a furry and a BR
Blue team

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>get on mic

>weed warrior says nothing but there's an audible bong rip every now and then
>wolfpack probably sounds normal but might
>eric is reading twitch chat aloud as he plays
>both redditors are in a call with each other and have mics muted
>rip roarin boogerpenis sounds like he's 35 yet has perfect knowledge of the game and common online vernacular, and is super supportive

>9fag says "kek" when he gets a kill and "cringe" when he dies
>jessica is talking nonstop about stupid shit no one cares about
>br is silent but you can hear a dog barking in the background and occasionally foreign sirens which sound way too loud for him to be playing indoors
>naruto is trying badly to get jessica's attention but she deliberately ignores him
>fluttershy only mumbles and has the lowest voice you've ever heard
>mister lister doesn't talk except to tell everyone else to shut the fuck up

what the fuck does the text in between brackets at the beginning of a name mean? i see it everywhere and i never have any idea what its supposed to symbolize