Social distancing rules

>social distancing

Yet another retarded Anglo way of making a big deal out of something normal. Gotta stay away from each other? WOW SOCIAL DISTANCING CHALLENGE (GONE WRONG?!), MUH SOCIAL DISTANCING, I'M SO HAPPY WE FINALLY HAVE A NEW BUZZWORD

When in reality, you're not supposed to distance yourself socially, but physically. It's literally not "social distancing".

>Well, hold down the fort
>see ya

Yes, absolutely filthy sex when mum and dad are away

That's not family friendly

oh and the final panel when they get home

>welcome back
>ara~ did you just laze about on the couch the whole time?
>yup
>you should try exercising a bit!
>it was exercise

but you are supposed to distance yourself socially, at least traditionally socially. You're not supposed to hang out with friends, go to bars, that sort of thing.

you realize theres already a translation on sadpanda right

I guess I've been exposed to too much Jewish degeneracy because I can't describe vaginal sex between people of similar ages and opposite sexes as being filthy

incest is filthy

user...

>he doesnt know

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incest is based

you've been brainwashed into rejecting the purest form of love

Sweaty and slippery sex between a brother and sister on a stinking hot summer's day whilst no one's around is wrong!

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everyones going to go out and get sick when lockdown is lifted anyway

>tfw ive been working this whole time
>all the hordes are gone and existence is actually pleasant for once

>get full payed vaction on my job for a month
>time to order in some food play vidya and fuck my gf 24/7
>suddenly kidney starts to hurt and start peeing blood
>hospitals are all fucking closed
>urologist told me to fuck off unless its an extreme pain that I cant bear
>mfw instead of getting the best 30 days of my life im probably gonna die in about 5 months
games for this feel

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>Stuck indoors in my apartment alone for the easter long weekend
This really sucks, work was even tolerable because I had people to talk to

drink more water, you fuck

Same. I finally get to take a seat on the train.

Seeing japanese twitter use american memes and ridiculous baby pics is great

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>tfw you will never make a return trip to your anime mother's pussy

>sex on the living room couch
The user was right, this IS filthy. Also second panel is missing for some reason?

Imagine their bodies just sticking to the couch because of all the sweat and fluids

>always left alone
>now everyone is cooped up together
>sister won't stop pestering me
This solitary is what I've dreamed of, but now I can't enjoy vidya because normalfags can't cope

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They're cute
Any more like this?

Mating press her

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There's not a urologist on the planet that would tell you to fuck off if you were peeing blood. Not even a subhuman indian one. Why post such a obvious lie?

>mom keeps wanting me to come home for the duration
>would have to leave PC behind
>only option would be battling it out with parents and brother over who gets the TV
>keep saying "oh it's just safer for me to stay here"
I kind of feel bad

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This is a once in a lifetime chance and if you miss it I won't know what to say

Alcohol and the fact that my life was already this uneventful.

Reminder that the likelihood of birth defects for children between first cousins is lower than that for women over 35, and that the likelihood of birth defects for children between brother and sister is lower than that for women over 40.

Yet when an older woman gets unnaturally pregnant with the aid of medicine everybody claps, and when her baby comes out severely autistic everyone comes to her aid. Meanwhile, true and innocent love between a man and a woman of the same age is considered shameful and disgusting.

There is literally nothing wrong with consensual, loving, same- or similar-age sibling/cousin incest. Love between family is far deeper than any other bond on this earth.

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Cousin incest is weak as fuck.

If it isn't blood-related Brother/Sister then get that impure shit out of my face.

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>>social distancing rules
>>stay at home guys!
>>pay your bills!
I'll stay the fuck home when you pay my fucking bills you fucking cunts fuck trump kiss my fucking ass I'll cough on all of you for making me fucking work. I should be payed doubled for going out and breaking the rules because i have to pay my goddam bills you massive faggots.

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That comparison works only if you impregnate a very young cousin or sister. The number of genetic defects greatly increases with age.

i've just been soothing my autismo desires delivering crates of bullshit in death stranding. the world outside may not make sense, but at least i'm good at my virtual post-apocalypse mailman job

Even if what you were saying is true, it doesn't matter at all. Regular folk are cemented in their ways, it would take a major event to actually shift their opinions and many years after that for it to truly be accepted. If it ever even gets to the point where it's an option considering how little people actually care.

>friends
Haha

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>tfw wanted to see my parents over the long weekend
>cops literally patrolling the state borders preventing people from leaving
Its fascism!

Based incest poster

You say this, yet in the past "incest" wasn't even considered a thing and people regularly married their cousins and siblings. Only in relatively recent times has Christian morality condemned such things and made it a crime, spread across the world through Western cultural dominance, and by proxy enforced as a norm almost worldwide.

Okay, Cletus.

God I miss my PC.
I'm gonna drive back and get it one day if I hear that the stimulus checks get mailed (USA if unclear).
Oh shit really? What state?

>Reminder that the likelihood of birth defects for children between first cousins is lower than that for women over 35, and that the likelihood of birth defects for children between brother and sister is lower than that for women over 40.

>Yet when an older woman gets unnaturally pregnant with the aid of medicine everybody claps,
>and when her baby comes out severely autistic everyone comes to her aid. Meanwhile, true and innocent love between a man and a woman of the same age is considered shameful and disgusting.

>There is literally nothing wrong with consensual, loving, same- or similar-age sibling/cousin incest. Love between family is far deeper than any other bond on this earth.

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It's wrong because it's a betrayal of trust. Your parents wanted you to love your sibling as a sibling just as well, but now you're going to get married. The brother-sister dynamic may also be unequal in the same way as a parent-child relationship can be, which makes the subject of a relationship that much more convoluted.

it's not like it's particularly difficult to translate

Should have mentioned I'm Australian. Its between the Australian Capital Territory and New South Wales. Cops literally on the hunt for anyone with different state number plates and fining people for breaking travel restrictions. God I want to go home. Most other states literally have border crossings now

>not incest
Pass.

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Yeah, dude. Long ago was my point, it took a while for the general opinion to change to the current one too. the public's opinion shifts all the time throughout the ages, and the current people seem to be heading in a direction that isn't true acceptance of others instead of progressing towards it.
I just don't see how we'll reach that stage of people actually caring about each other enough to allow situations like that without severe judgement at the very least, not for many years anyway.

People just aren't that nice, though they're not evil or bad either.

If there's really trust between you and your parents, they'll be overjoyed that their children found their perfect soulmates and understand your decisions.
>The brother-sister dynamic may also be unequal in the same way as a parent-child relationship can be
don't see how this makes sense, parent relationship is completely, completely different
>which makes the subject of a relationship that much more convoluted.
the only "convoluted" part is "What will everyone else think?", that's literally it. The only thing keeping siblings from loving one another is society's expectations. These expectations didn't used to exist and in the future they won't either.

this isn't a wagecuck thread

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>user with no siblings talking about sibling love
It's painful to read, you goon.

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Fucking my sister sounds disgusting, but I love incest doujins

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You are doing the right thing bro

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>Stay at home!
>lol quarantine
>I'm so bored about being home for a month straight with little to no responsibilities :((((
I can fucking punch these people right in the throat
I swear to God, if I get this shit, I'm going full Typhoid Mary, I don't fucking care anymore

Why do you think the police are cracking down? Because of losers like you that can't even do one thing right.

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>Because of losers like you that can't even do one thing right.
I have a job that isn't suspended from the WuFlu, I probably should have mentioned that

Same bro

I really enjoy these type of "time lapse" art, the thread dedicated to it on /h/ is amazing
I wish there's a tag of it on sadpanda

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well he didnt exactly tell me to fuck off, he said that ultrasound is not operational untill the quarantine is off and labs where they check your urine and blood are reserved for the infected, he named a few pills that will help with the pain but thats it