>announce a remake
>release a sequel
>claim to expand the gameplay and exploration
>cut out most of the areas and stick huge padding of maps and MMO tier sidequests
What the hell is this shit
Who the hell is this game even for? Is this what boomer fans even want in a remake? What about new fans that want to see what's up with FF7 and end up playing this?
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What about the new fans? Fuck em.
The game's been ported to every fucking system imaginable.
they outright said from the beginning that they didnt want to do a straight remake and wanted to go all out or no do it at all
its like you dont watch did you know gaming or something, try watching their latest FF7 video for more information
good goyim
part 1
part 2
kek
where's this from?
I audibly laughed.
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>optional sidequests you don't have to do
>padding
instead of the metaphorical bra of this game being filled with meaningful content titties its simply meaningless non-titty padding
even if you put that aside the game is padded to hell and back, some of them aren't even optional
they stretched something like a 4 hour intro to a 30 hour game
This is your mind on zoomerism. Run on sentences, nonsensical logic, and shilling for corporations.
His avatar makes it all much better
I remember this guy, dude has issues. I guess that goes without saying though, considering where he's posting.
Is he some eceleb streamer?
do you have clips of his meltdown?
these people really are fucked in the head holy shit.
why does this guy get to have a wife
>last vids are sekiro last year
did he delete it?
he didn't stream FF7R
but this gives you an idea of how he is
He probably has money or dates crazy.
>MFW buying the actually good remaster
I'd be making fun of him if it wasn't for the fact I had a similar reaction playing MGSV for the first time.
did u rike it?
please tell us how it is to be mentally retarded
Is that his actual teeth wtf
Fucking kek
I had a similar-ish but not quite as drastic of a reaction after playing KH2. I haven't bought a single S-E game since aside from Nier: Automata.
Do you not know what the word sequel means?
Why is everyone who has a Yoshi avatar mentally unstable?
how much are they paying people to shill this shit, a streamer who might be the biggest shit heel and beacon of pissiness is loving the pants-on-head time ghost retardation even though i know for a fucking fact they think kingdom hearts is beyond retarded for the same exact reasons.
this is a man who enjoys shitting on things yet the most possibly retarded twist imaginable for what is essentially their sacred cow of a game is the neatest thing since sliced bread to them
i feel like i'm slipping into the twilight zone right now
Sephiroth travelled back in time, it's a sequel.
is it maximillian?
gamespot.com
Get fucked. They stated multiple times it was going to stick close to the story. It didn't. Go die in denial, zoomzoom.
pat, actually. i thought that out of anyone the angry little gremlin would be pissing on it but he seems to fucking love it
he's only at the time ghost church though so he's yet to see how fucking dumb it gets
>Already broke sales records.
Oof.. the discord will not like this...
>i feel like i'm slipping into the twilight zone right now
Same and I think we are. I think the low IQ people will figure out how bad it is eventually though. It's not like it has any replayability.
This is what a drama queen looks like.
I mean it was fairly faithful until that fucking ending. The core story points were there, which I assume theyll keep doing.
>I mean it was fairly faithful until that fucking ending.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
I'm pretty sure the padding is in reference to the shit that actually gets in the way of you getting from Point A to Point B in the story. Which is significantly more than in the original.
Yep
Man I'm loving this game, UE4 is kinda ass but I loved Crisis Core and some of the KH games.
>mfw got nostalgic and redownloaded FF7 on Steam and decided to mod the fuck out of it with HD Chibi field models, AI upscale backgrounds, studio remuxed OST, and enhanced effect textures.
>Got to Don Corneo before FF7R dropped.
>Spent the last day playing through the rest of Midgar cracking the fuck up at everyone sperging over FF7R.
Feels good, man.
I think that's actually even worse than Max being the one to pull that crap. Max I'd be shaking my head, but I wouldn't be surprised but Pat should be the one without the filter to call BS like that. If it's some positive initial reaction coping thing I guess I would get it. As in a oh that's pretty cool... I think?
Oh, like the ghosts that show up when Cloud and Aerith escape the turks? Or the ghosts who kidnap Hojo?
you give money to paid shills
think about that
These are the people that call you an incel here
Since when does watching a stream equate me giving them money. I recall most of those are pretty free and I use ad block so they don't even get ad revenue from my ass.
I knew they were gonna fuck it up by adding pointless, homosexual, autistic shit to the game. I expected them to include references to dumb crap like Genesis and Deepground. I expected a whole lot of anime-tier kung fu flipping around garbage that would utterly shatter my immersion and suspension of disbelief. What I did NOT expect was for them to completely fuck up and change the story with this time janny nonsense. Like, for real? What are these people smoking? Who thought this was a good idea? When they saw how much interest there was in a faithful remake, what made them say "We're gonna literally tell a different story"? I cannot comprehend the level of stupidity that goes into a decision like that.
And Zack. Fucking Zack. I've never understood the love for this character. He has like ten lines total in the original game. He is the Boba Fett of Final Fantasy VII. But for some reason fanboys just love the everloving shit out of this character. And apparently Nomura does, too, because now we get to see him survive. And by the way, a full fucking army being required to take him down was always absurd. In the original it was three grunts who beat him. But no, every release since the original has turned every character in this universe into a caricature that would make DBZ blush. So it takes four hundred soldiers to defeat him, of course. Except now he's not defeated even by that.
This is so retarded. How can you hand a company such a golden opportunity to make some cash and redeem their name and then have them fuck it up so incomprehensibly badly?
sorry bro, go watch did you know gaming again. they mention it early in the video, bro. i never even played any final fantasy game before, bro.
i said they didnt want to do a straight remake, bro, and wanted to go all out, bro. you replied how it didnt end up being close to the story, bro. thank you for agreeing with me, bro.
This is why people need to be forced to experience terrible things in life. We get faggots like this. The WW2 generation and the great depression generation didn't get bothered over stupid shit like these fagggots. I had cancer for 5 years as a kid and my parents divorced during it and my brother and grandpa died. Shit hardens you the fuck up. Anyones who been hardened the fuck up doesn't post shit like this online or is some fucking resetera libtard.
Why are main character models so much better looking than everything? The npcs and environments look like a ps3 game and its fucking jarring
This garbage going sell no matter what, but watch them rush the whole shit soon as sale start tip.
WHY DO ONLY THE MAIN CHARACTERS DRESS LIKE ANIME AND HAVE ANIME HAIR WHILE ALL THE NPCS ARE DRESSED LIKE WALMART AND SUPERCUTS SHOPPERS
Prease understand. SE only small independent niche jrpg making company. Prease understand.
>I knew they were gonna fuck it up by adding pointless, homosexual, autistic shit to the game. I expected them to include references to dumb crap like Genesis and Deepground. I expected a whole lot of anime-tier kung fu flipping around garbage that would utterly shatter my immersion and suspension of disbelief. What I did NOT expect was for them to completely fuck up and change the story with this time janny nonsense. Like, for real?
THIS! THIS! THIS!
Or Barett getting stabbed and dying, only to get revived by said ghosts? Or the fact that Cloud thinks he killed Sephiroth early in the game when he hasn't even been mentioned yet?
How the fuck do you cure outside of battle, it won't let me use cure or potions from the menu so I just have to spam them in real time like a retard
Dumbass, read what I said. Read the article. They stated the story was going to be faithful to the original. In what way does "Time Ghosts and Alternate Realities" = Faithful?
Get fucked.
He doesn't need to experience it himself, just being aware of how much of a non issue that is and how good he has it. Just have to leave his first world safespace and internet bubble a little. He probably has legit brain issues anyways
Naw he's gotta feel it. I have brain issues too but that's from all that shit. At least I don't seriously considering offing myself. It would take cancer coming back to do that. That's the disparity here. And I even own guns
no they said they had a lot more of midgar to show and wanted to expand it.
then they didn't and just put in a bunch of slow timewasting filler bullshit with no new areas.
only 10% of the base game is released now goyim :3