Say my name

Say my name.

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lloyd's bitch.

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Haha.

Haha...

Rean the "Mean Bean Machine" Schwarzer. Aka the Ashan Chevhalier. Haha, that's our Rean!

got damn I hate the female designs in this series

Get out of my memelake

I suspect you are a fat woman.

Bean

Rean Coldsteel, from the Legend of Hahas: Trails of Holding Back IV -The End(Haha...) of Haha-

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I'm a fat piece of shit who's a fan of simpler = better
See OG Sakura Wars

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Should I play Sky or head straight to Coldsteel? Anyone give me a quick Reandown on this?

Haha, I recommend starting with Cold Steel 3 dood! But you can play the earlier games first if you really want to learn about all the girls Rean will fuck later!

You should start with the first game.
If you really don't want to you can start at Cold Steel 1.

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JOHN CENA

I suspect you are a fat homosexual.

Play Sky and skip Cold Steel

Based Heavy Blade demanding the quick Reandown. Someone, anyone, post the Reandown!

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Noel is cute!

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Noel is stupid!

Why are Crossbell girls the biggest sluts?

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>Osborne was one of my favourite villains in recent years
>Turns out he's a dindu possessed by an ancient evil
T-thanks Falcom

Noel is built for Rean! Haha! Noel getting annexed by Erebonian cock!

Reminder not to skip Crossbell which is the best arc in the series. I know having no official translation is offputting, but while they are not perfect the current translations are fine.

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He literally got fucking sniped and somehow survived. Surely that had to have raised a few flags for you.

I'm so mad the Geofront team shoved so much fucking meme speak into the Zero translation that will be dated in two years.

Haha...don't have a melty on us now

Reminder to skip all the pointless filler and start with Rean's first game, haha.

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Illusion magic is a thing. Hell, it could have been a regular ass double.

I'd be willing to believe that if not for the knowledge of him being possessed by said ancient evil. I mean, it's an ancient evil, user. I'm sure willing your dead vessel back to life is easy enough.

I dunno it's pretty kino. He's not possessed he's somewhat pretending or at least has greater control of himself than he lets on to get everyone in place to defeat him and the haywire sept-terrion that's responsible for everything. Better than a mustache twirling villain imo, though like Weissmann they do have a special place in my heart. Just reading bullet points of what happens in CS4 makes it all seem rather flat though I agree but it does for any game. I'll judge for myself when its out in the west in a few months.

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Obviously, I know that now, but back then I figured there was some other trick to it.

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That's fair.

>was holding back the entire fight
>didn't go orge/demon mode
>didn't use Valimar to fight
>let Lyold go cause he really didn't give a shit
>Lloyd's bitch
Haha that's our Crosscuck for ya!

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Just play the older translation. It's not as polished but at least it doesn't shit on and mess up characters like Randy. Also if you plan on not waiting 3 years to play Ao after Zero, if you played with the Geotranny translation it may be jarring jumping into the less polished Ao translation (and you may find characters acting in a completely different way/ attitude or should I say 'tude'...) so better to get used to it with Zero and avoid the meme geofront translation all together.

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You talk about Kiseki as if it were Tales or something.

Considering Lloyd and co. fought Arianrhod to a standstill, I think they could have beaten Ogre Rean. Granted Lloyd had a top tier ex-jager, a legendary assassin and a Dominion with him at the time, but still.

>he wants the quick Reandown
Haha, guess it's time to not hold back...
>orphaned and adopted into a Noble family
>final student of a legendary swordsman
>secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good
>such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but also the men
>his sister and her friend (who is the royal princess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name
>chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha
>masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers
>wields a tachi (a better and cooler katana) and can teleport behind you
>beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in Trails in the Sky
>grows up to become a teacher, can romance his underage students
>just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him
>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second
>is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor
>breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game
>even the protagonists of previous games hype him up
>can get with and utterly dick down any girl of his choosing
>kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending
>becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent
>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.
>now a version of himself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill him because he's too chad
>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,
>made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him
>is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing

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We need to add Rean's motorcycle somewhere in this pasta.

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>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.
This isn't real, right?

Haha...thats our Rean

Haha...

No it's not. Half of whats there is not true or exaggerated.

>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua
Oh no no no, Black Fang bros, we got too cocky!

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There's a reason why Skyboomers and Crosscucks detest CS4

>Tita away from Agate
Oh no no no, Heavy Blade bros, we got too cocky!

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>Hajimari webcm only got 150k views
Oh no no

>half
Most of it is true.

It's true user, there's an optional bonding event where you have unprotected vaginal sex with Estelle while Joshua applauds in the background

Cold Steel is now the king of JRPG now ff7R crash and burn

>was holding back the entire fight
yes, lloyd *was* holding back. he didn't have meteor breaker.

>Half of whats there is not true or exaggerated.
Factually wrong, most of it is true "verbatim", not much exaggeration needed. That's the power of the Reandown, baby.

Kirito

Everything about CS4 sound like a trainweck and apparently new game is literally CS5 so i dont even see the point of 4 exactly

Just our Rean being humble, you ever see that prick Lloyd being like that?

Will anyone tell the truth about this?

nothing makes me happier than seeing Yas Forums and the discord trannies seethe about the best JRPG series ever
get fucked, troon scum ;)

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>Tio away from Lloyd
Oh no no no, Crosscuck bros, we got too cocky!

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Instead of trainwreck i prefer to call it wasted potential. It has everything to be most kino game ever but nope just end the world war in 1 day.

Fuck off schizo user, you won't find Floofy here

That refers to Lloyd completing his mission despite his intervention meant to stop him. Rean ran out of time because he didn't use either Valimar or his Ogre power right away. Whereas Rixia was wary of Rean's power the whole time. Lloyd and Rixia won by stalling.

Anyone else looking forward to STACKED Kloe in CS4?

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Otto...

Rean is the chosen one, isn't he?

Loewe but actually a chad for once

haha...

I-is that the Ashen Chevalier?

Goddamnit bros, I wanna live in Legram

That's our Rean!

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