Before I consider hiring you, I must ask one last question
What's your favorite video game?
Before I consider hiring you, I must ask one last question
Justin Morgan
Anthony Gutierrez
Xenogears
Jackson Davis
Galaga
Aaron Bell
Yoshi's Island
Cameron Ward
For me, it's Sir Tech's magnum opus: Jagged Alliance 2.
Anthony Gomez
I don't have one, as I don't play video games.
Owen Perez
That would The Talos Principle, sir. I can start working tomorrow.
Jason Taylor
Postal
Jason Mitchell
Dark Souls II, but I suppose you had guessed it.
Charles Fisher
Halo 2, as I'm based enough to know it's the only good video game ever created.
Kayden Parker
One that is not a pseudo intellectual answer to make other people on the internet to look stupid in an attempt to look cool out of a petty dopamine-driven lack of self-reflection.
Jack Bell
Sekiro, of course.
James Williams
>Congratulations. Welcome aboard.
>Come back in a few years.
>Don't come here again.
William Rodriguez
The World Ends With You
Jonathan Bennett
debiru 5
John Hall
Tetris
Jace Price
The Legend of Dragoon
Elijah Davis
my favorite video game?
it's
Jayden Rogers
>You're in.
>You've got promise, but not now.
>Which version?
>Think you're funny? Get out.
Hunter Sanchez
Is this a trick question? Any game by Siera Enterainment or Pyranha Bytes
Cameron White
Pokemon emerald. Exclusively. All other Pokemon games are mediocre or plain garbage.
Jordan Richardson
smod redux final
Logan Torres
SUPER SMASH BROS ULTIMATE!
Jonathan Flores
My favorite indie game is Tskumogami (localized in English as 99 Spirits).
Nicholas Lewis
Thanks for having me, even though at this point in the interview I think we both realize I'm not a good fit for this company. I'd appreciate any honest feedback after we're formley done.
Anyways, my favorite game is XCOM.
Logan Gutierrez
3D Tetris
Colton Green
Sonic Adventure 2 sir
I'm an Adventurechad sir!
Logan Morgan
Might & Magic VII
Jayden Brooks
softbody tetris
Connor Rivera
I don't play video games.
Camden Roberts
of course, Bloodborne
John Rivera
FUCK
Based department, it's time to wrap up.
David Martinez
I really do love a lot of video games, but when it comes down to it I think I will have to honestly say Team Fortress 2. I have a lot of fond memories of playing it over the years, and I still play it to this day.
Alexander Long
Why yes, I do think Deus Ex is the greatest video game ever created, how could you tell?
Noah Gutierrez
>You're hired.
>I'll think about it. Come back tomorrow.
>Not a chance in hell, kid.
>Security!
Robert Anderson
Space Channel 5
Michael Scott
We're hiring as well, and I'm particularly interested in your answers.
James Myers
Very well. I’ll look forward to seeing you then
Gavin Wright
Master of Magic
Joshua Wright
Metal Gear Solid. The first one, which is much better than Sons of Liberty.
Brody Flores
Hitler vs Predator
You wouldn't know about it, it's not sold to the public.
Henry Evans
New Vegas
Hunter Ward
Aaron Sanchez
Source Filmmaker
Justin Nelson
metal gear solid 3
Alexander Diaz
Pharaoh
Liam Reed
Gone Home
Grayson Jones
We will be sure to call you soon. It's a promise.
You two are hired.
Gavin Bailey
Why would Gig Chad use a Mac?
William Parker
Excuse me, I thought this was racism & misogyny inc. Perhaps there was a merger? At any rate, Body Harvest.
Logan Ross
Are we talking as of recent or of all time?
Recently I have really been enjoying fighting games. I just bought UMvC3 and I’ve been having a lot of fun with various characters.
If we’re talking factory video game I’ve ever played, though, it has to be the original DOOM
Josiah Rivera
> (You)
>>Not a chance in hell, kid.
Brody Edwards
Gigachad is ugly
Brandon Miller
it is call of juarez: gunslinger
Kevin Perry
It's a PC modded into a Mac case to make applefags seethe
Leo Green
source
Julian Clark
Fuck you, Yoshi's Island ruled.
Jace Parker
>no xcom
You're a faux chad. Probably got plastic surgery for the jaw. CEO of racism? you're too afraid of saying nigger in public
Nathan Gray
>Welcome, now get out before I change my mind.
>Give it a few years.
>You know what? I see what you're doing here. I like your style kid, you made it.
>That's a pretty funny one. Get out or I'll murder you right here, right now.
Brody Morgan
I mean, you don't have to state the obvious user.
But since we are, of course he is. We use his disgustingly, literally hyper-masculine picture in parody to exaggerate being so correct, you are something even beyound alpha.
It's funny and for memes, get with the program.
Wyatt Moore
>He came for the interview?
>Fire him.
Charles Evans
Devil Survivor Overclocked
Jonathan Nguyen
It better not be running Windows.
No chad would be a slave to proprietary software.
Ryan Lee
Am I the only one who find extremely GAY that Yas Forums post this homoerotic photoshoot day in and day out?
Leo Ross
He is ugly but you should strive to have a bod like him.
Isaiah Rodriguez
Blood
Jack Evans
KILL YOURSELF SUBHUMAN TRASH
HAAHAAHAH YOU LOOK LIKE YOU EAT DOG MEAT HAHAHHAHAHA
Noah Ramirez
Honey Select
Eli Anderson
Diablo 1.
Diablo 2 is for fags that enjoy overly bright gay graphics.
Noah Morgan
>hired the guy who doesn't play video games yet browses Yas Forums
>doesn't like yoshi's island
don't feel too bad user, i think the interviewer might secretly be pic related
Bentley Green
Hiveswap Friendsim
I want to fuck an alien chick
Ryder Rogers
TempleOS, actually
Ian Reed
How much aware is giga chad of his meme status?
Jace Sanders
Shadow of the Colossus
Matthew Barnes
Deus Ex: Invisible War
Thomas Torres
Sir Ive worked here for the last 5 years. My favourite game is Dragons Dogma Dark Arisen With the mod to put Into the Dangan back as the Title screen music
James Hernandez
>Gigachad can't appreciate the best western RPG ever made
Noah Johnson
This thread is gay as fuck
*shits all over the CEO's room*
Brandon Allen
Okay now that is based.
Jaxson Davis
Before I consider hiring you, I must ask one last question
William James
>doesn't like yoshi's island
>the absolute state of nintendobabies
Yes autist, normal, functional people have grown past these games when they were 6
Adam Johnson
Resident Evil 6, sir.
Dylan Reed
Yoshi's Island is, as far as I'm aware, the greatest 2d platformer of all time. My other favorite games are Dishonored, Dark Souls, and Resistance 3, but nothing holds a candle to the sheer amount of love and care that went into what is by all viewpoints a child's game. I hope you'll reconsider my application in the future.
Regards, Yoshi's Island user
Cooper Ross
skyrim?
Justin Cooper
The future often looks ugly to those who are behind it
Xavier Hughes
Silent Hunter 3
Tyler Edwards
Ace Combat 2.
Charles Wood
God Hand
Noah Brown
Minecraft
Luis Barnes
fuck off todd
Ryan James
Battlechess