Why is playing a rogue character in RPG's always so fucking shit?

Why is playing a rogue character in RPG's always so fucking shit?

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>Ds1 poise

If big people are stronger and better gamers how come little people haven't died out yet?

Only games that do rogue right are ones that let me 1 tap squishy dps like mages out of stealth

Why does he keep attacking the gut?

because attacking any other part is not going to do anything
unless you're attacking to kill, so the head
trying to offbalance that absolute monster is probably the play
>dude just grab the legs
yeah, you've never fighted a fat ass before
gl with that

STANDING HERE.... I REALIZE...

DEX BROS RISE UP DONT LET THE STRFAGS GET AWAY

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because you haven't played dragon's dogma

This is why rogues use sneaky tricks like backstabs, traps, stealth, etc. They dont just ram head first into warriors.

Give that little fella a couple of poisoned knives, a garrote, and a trip wire and he would easily beat that fatty.

This video is not exactly fair, the fat dude stands with both of his legs apart in balance and moves forward before the impact while the manlet stands still with his legs together and does not prepare for the impact at all.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall. Use the ground as your weapon.

there's always forced combat sections where you get assraped, wizard chads wouldn't understand

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>Grabing

just low kick the knees

yes, by pushing them
not by grabbing the legs

>you've never fighted a fat ass before
Yeah and you've never lournd english before

dex > str

sometimes

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yeah bitch nigger fucking wacko cunt
come at me ill fucking smear you like a faggot on a toast
fucking gronk

what is the context of this situation

Do people actually believe the small dude isn't faking it?

> go for the legs, trying to grab the back of the knee to flip him over.
> he falls with all his weight on me instantly crushing all the bones in my body, plus some bones I didn't even know I had.

You're clearly meant to bait the boss into charging and then dodge so he hits the fuel tank on that truck

another win for the good guys

How do you get your body into a bell shape?

there's a reason why fatfucks like that play defense user

Just press circle to dodge retard, they have huge wind up animation for that attack.

>dude just grab the legs

Just hit the legs user.

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Nordic girl inhereted berserker genes

he's top heavy, tire him out, stomp feet, kick knees

Why not hit the fat fuck in the nuts doe

Humans are not made of rubber, you don't just bounce back like that.

>dude just grab the legs
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>60Kg guy moves to the top of the stairs
Is this cheating?

Why no game employs this?

...You guys know that she lost afterward right? The whole clip is on yt.

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>I learned this quote from my grandpa once
LOL

This guy gets it.

weight difference ratio is not the same as op's though

Literally just strike the guy in the balls after playing hit'n run.

If he kicked his legs he has a good chance of permanently crippling the fat fuck.

>watches a Bruce Lee movie once

Isn't fatness CON/END instead of STR?

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Skinny guy here with a big mouth. Going for the legs is a noob mistake when they're fat, because they can fucking crush you, especially the ones that don't have McDonalds reflexes.

>rogue
>pass sneak check
>walk two steps
>pass sneak check
>walk two steps
>pass sneak check
>walk two steps
>pass sneak check (the chance of passing each sneak check is 1/10 and enemies will cast anti-invisibility magic if you get near them despite not seeing you)
>backstab
>zero damage, backstab is fully negated against anything that you can't already one hit
>poison damage resisted, poison damage is fully negated against anything you can't already one hit
>run away and lure the monster into twenty traps you meticulously spent preparing before the fight
>all traps spring at once, hitting the same enemy
>you die, cowering in a corner because your melee attack is dogshit, or alternatively kiting the enemies for ten minutes straight

>warrior
>hit an enemy a few times, it is now dead

uh not to mention the amount of time it takes for fatty to move giving ample opportunity to just step aside on top of the fact that with that weight momentum is a big factor and the small could would probably have enough time to sidestep the slow as fuck kick and just push him to the ground from behind as long as he pushes the shoulders.
Dont forget that fatties kness are a big and easy target to sweep too and that his massive gut prevents good lower body movement and upper body mobility.
There is so much bullshit with that webm that I could go on for much more longer than I autisticly already have.

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If you're agile enough, the fatso literally cannot hurt you. Go kick his legs or balls or grab something and throw it at him. Fatass will not be able to chase you for shit.

More mass increases strength. But low stamina.

no one will answer this user because he is talking the truth

That's why you teach your petite daughters to chop the throat while teaching your fatty daughters to control the neck.
Now this always leads to ripped shirts which is pleasing to everyone to see.

>Not having a trusty slingshot ready to pelt that fat fuck between the eyes like David
Never gonna make it

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hot, stacies getting destroyed is great

It's still amazing she even got those moves to work.

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in a realistic fight situation how is this fat lard ass going to hit him? the small guy can just walk around and wait hes going to be out of breath lmao

>implying the fatty needs to move

Link?

bitches are crazy , theres no rules or empathy

RIP

power of jaw is the only power

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All "fatty" has to do is grab you. Your best bet is to hit and duck n run around them. However you risk the chance of using your stamina up before they do if you're running and hitting and they're just sitting there waiting for you.

>In a realistic situation
Most situations where a guy gets pissed off enough at you to throw hands you're most likely not going to be in an open area. It's going to be at a bar, at work, at a sports game, or at some political rally.
In closed spaces sheer mass means everything unless you really know where to hit. The big guy is actually so fat that trying to give him a punch to the kidneys or the liver wouldn't work. If you have enough reach and can get away with it somehow you might be able to crush his trachea with a hard strike but manlets don't get that kind of luck.

They’re always good though

That man is made of fucking STEEL holy shit

just watched it and no, she doesn't lose

Do Americans really?