This man is now the main character of the last game you played. How do events pan out?

This man is now the main character of the last game you played. How do events pan out?

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>Zero no Kiseki
He could do the policework but also get fucked during the combat aganist monsters

but what if he has the tie

>why yes I do like to get shitfaced and party hard
The events pan out exactly as they would because I was literally playing DE moments ago.

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I played on 1 phys the whole game. fuck that was a trip

>Euro Truck Simulator 2

Steering becomes way harder.

>dark souls 3 with harry as the ashen one

How so? I played it at 2 phys, with the int archetype.
Just become a fascist, bro.
Coping with 1 psych was way harder though. Thank fuck for that thought giving you +2 volition.

it was an interesting experience watching a man getting crushed to death by a mildly uncomfortable plastic chair, that's for sure

>Pathologic 2
he would fit in very nicely

Thank G-d that fat fuck doesn't comment on you spraying the health spray into your nose.

GIVE ME A QUICK RUN DOWN ON THIS GUY

I think that's a small thing the game could've used, people commenting on you using your items. Maybe too much unecessary work in dialogue, but would've been a nice touch anyway

He was the last main character I played.

So, with ups and downs.

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'ates cryptids
'ates commies
'ates Cuno
'ates cranial racial profiling
'ates sub-kipts (not racist, just don't like 'em)

'loves beer
'loves drugs
'loves disco
'loves the law

simple as

>*starts sobbing loudly*

>pokemon mystery dungeon
I guess it just becomes Detective Pikachu

>fighterz
He can't disco dance his way out of being vore'd

>pathologic 2
Since it seems he can ran more than Artemy, maybe he could more quests in time? Trade more shmowders, get the courier before it's too late

>not being Cuno's pig
>hating cryptids
>,loving drugs and alcohol after the last time
Never gonna make it

with more drugs and self loathing

you sound like a very bluepilled du bois my friend

I was just trying to help Cuno and his horrible gremlin sister.

>Animal Crossing
I'm already there

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why would you help them after they tried to get you done for rape

Can you get comparable facial hair in AC?

There are some beards and mustaches but no disco muttonchops as far as I know. Maybe you can make them with the face paint textures though

>sell neretzes for 50 denars
>wander out of the tavern
>killed by looters

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I don't think I'll ever go on this trip. Waiting to pop pills every time I'm about to die will get old really fast.

not reeally

What is this meme and who is this?

...simple as what though?

>Mortal Kombat 11
He gets his spine ripped out the second he stumbles into a fight.

HE IS HAM SANDWICH. DEGENERATIVE OCCIDENTAL HAPLOGROUP B4.

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don't forget slave of al-gul

I doubt he has a persona so...badly?

>I doubt he has a persona so
He's actually got 24

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so this is the band that done the soundtrack, they're decent.
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Chad skills:
Motorics & Physique

Virgin skills:
Psyche & Intellect

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Based and tequilasunsetpilled

Cause they're twelve-year-olds living like stray dogs.

The chaddest skill is conceptualization though.

>Virgin skills: Psyche
>Being an involuntary simp to Klaasje with no volition
>Respected by nobody since you have no authority
>Completely oblivious to your fellows in uniform
>Can't even talk to your necktie
I can't think of a bigger virgin than someone with low Psyche

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simple as 'i want to have fuck with you'

half light was chad af

what is this tie talk? I went with high psyche and i don't remember talking to my tie.

>Subahibi
He'd fit right in desu

pick your favourite quote in the game

"Every school of thought and government has failed in this city, but I love it nonetheless. It belongs to me as much as it belongs to you." -Kim Kitsuragi.

fuck kim is the best

Putting points into Inland Empire should start giving you dialogue from your necktie once in a while

Based Measurehead

>"Disco inferno?" (Press the button)

Sorry, but Espirit de Corps was the best skill, so you're wrong.
Honorable mention to Shivers.

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I am the lion headed cavalry

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fuck the OST was so good

Hard to pick. This one has some significance.

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>ayyy lmao calling you insane

stfu stick insect

I always knew it was real.

Kino
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>The first time the horns sound in melancholic triumph as you stumble out of the whirling rags for the first time

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the music is one of my favourite parts of the game, and really adds to the atmosphere, it's the best game i've played in years.