What would you like "nudged," Mr. Anonymous?

nOo

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

female brains

Some believe the fate of our worlds is inflexible...

but Yas Forums disagrees...

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Make it so I brushed my teeth when I was a teenager

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Thank you, G-man

Just save up your money for implants if it's that big a deal to you. Everybody else has practically fake teeth anyway.

Not him but aren't they like 3k each?

if only

Don't let your teefs be dreams. Sell drugs for that pearly white smile.

Kyubey... I want all niggers to disappear!

>YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE THE NEXT HALF LIFE GAME ON NEXT GENERATION GAMING HARDWARD AND HELP PAVE THE WAY FOR THE FUTURE

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Why does he look so good but Freeman looks awful?

I want Yas Forums to leave

youtube.com/watch?v=TxqaO8vf2RY

Because G-Man is meant to be seen upfront and close, but with Gordon you only see his silhouette and only for a few seconds, so makes sense they didn't bother with his model. Same goes for Alyx.

this was some bullshit power creep. stopping time and traveling dimensions at whim was enough, reversing time is too much, he's practically a deus ex machina now. shit tier writing.

vortigaunts did it in episode 1

theirs was limited to healing an recent injury and even then it was a close call with a lot of bullshit included
g-man travelled years in the past and resurrected a man

GIVE HIM BACK GMAN REEEEEER

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Adrian to be relevant again.

>Ah, That would be a considerably large nudge, user. Too large, given the interests of this board's Zoomers.

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>control over time was enough, but control over time is too much

I want to get unbanned

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What's his endgame, really? How does it serve his interests to take Alyx instead of Gordon when the latter was perfectly capable of following orders?

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He's obviously inspired by the personfication of death and control over life and death seems to be the theme. Whatever it will mean

youtube.com/watch?v=onHAflpDw0g

That is not within the interests of my employers...

I want Halo 3 to be the last Halo that came out

His ultimate goal is to sell more units of Valve Index

Not a nudge, per say, but to these guys work for you?

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Because he can't use gordon anymore after all the vorts blocked him out.

Stopping time isn't as OP as reversing it.

I want a tall brown big tiddy tomboy gf, mr g-man.

out of stasis..
i want shepard out of stasis!

Make me not be a virgin loser

it's HLA, you ARE the tall brown big tiddy tomboy gf

Bethesda off Fallout.
I want Bethesda off Fallout

remove rangebans

George soros next time hes near a ledge if you would Gman

The vorts just healed alyx which wasn't an asspull because it's established immediately after she's injured that the guy who picks her up has friends that can fix her.
The crucial thing is that before half life alyx no one could straight up retcon an event. What happened, happened.

he can only "nudge" things though, he can't do whatever he wants. probably half-life universe has it's own time jannies. eli's survival wasn't too important and he did it as a gift to alyx.

put gordon freeman in prison and restore citadel and revive dr breen

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>end of HL3
>game pauses and Gman pops out of nowhere like at the end of HL2
>approaches Gordon and reaches towards him
>takes off Gordons VR glasses
>suddenly the game shows you'd been playing as some never-before-seen dude on his computer
>you're a Black Mesa engineer on his lunchbreak in his office

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I want the jewish race off earth.

Yas Forums off earth. I want Yas Forums off earth!

I want him to be my boyfriend. I want him to marry me. I'm in love with him.

Can I add frog posters to that?

>"john are you playing that game on the facility computer again? the administrator will be furious if he know what you are doing with our equipement , i can cover you as your friend but you gotta be more careful"

the duality of man

Based. He is honestly one of the most disgusting people I’ve ever heard of.

Was this really a non-win scenario?

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