What should his first words be?

WELL EXCUUUUSE ME PRINCESS

DESPITE ONLY MAKING UP ONLY 13% PERCENT OF THE POPULATION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BLACKS ACCOUNT FOR OVER 50% PERCENT OF ALL CRIME IN THE UNITED STATES. THE AVERAGE AFRICAN AMERICAN IQ IS 89 WHICH IS LOWER THEN ANY OTHER MINORITY EVEN WITH IMPROVED ACCESS TO EDUCATION. AFRICANS DID NOT INVENT THE WHEEL BEFORE THE EUROPEANS CAME TO AFRICA. IF ALL BLACKS WERE REMOVED FROM THE CITY OF CHICAGO THE RATE OF VIOLENT CRIMES WOULD DROP BY 90%

Wazzap!

heh

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lej

>I frickin' love science.

Something like "I'm tired of this bullshit" and the quote is a pre-mortem one liner sent to the Final Boss of the franchise

wait that was the wrong picture

He opens up a speech to text app on his phone and says "ALIENS AND MONSTERS ARE ATTACKING MY PLACE LOOK!LOOK!LOOK! SRSLY HELAP LOL" and sends it to his brother.

"Thank you John Freeman"

IT IS TIME TO DO WHAT HAS TOBE DONE BY ME

nah

Screw you guys I'm going home

>"Ah jeez I'm running late..."

"Let's go fuck raw-dog in front of your dad"

I have my passport

I'm just a cook

Trans rights

Thot genocide

WE WUZ HALFLIFE N SHIET

Shit, I'm late.

YOU

Kept you waiting, huh?

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this

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Hello, Dr coomer.

YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE

>"Gordon. It's Gordon Freeman."

fuck gaben for killing my franchise

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those weren't his first words dumb secondary

P A N C A K E S ! ! !

fug

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Those combine bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!

It's time to eat gravity, you ass for a face alien!

"These aliens bastard are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!" After his Heli gets shot down at the beginning of do 3

is Gordon the type of guy who swears? he is a nerd but remember the shit he went through

Hello World

he got his vocal cord removed by screaming so loudly saying "NOOOOOOOO" at the sight at a pure black specimen fucking alyx up her ass. That's why he is desensitized to everything. Because alyx took black alpha cock and took his black nutrient rich seed.

Every thread

JOHN FREEMAN, OVER HERE!

FUCKING BASED

TRANS RIGHTS!

>Aw Jeez, I'm running LATE!

if trannys want to have rights why cant i kill them? killing people is HUMAN rights

are random political statements a meme now?

how will the internet ever recover

Yes.

OW FUCK, MY ASS!

youtube.com/watch?v=CDlJAdEIFnc

Dude, where the fuck is that promised beer lol

Those ashes smell really nice

das rite

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