Damn that's cringy

Damn that's cringy.
Who thought it would be a good idea to place semi naked women on a horror fps?

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Save the babes

anyone who isn't gay

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>duke nukem 3d
>horror fps

>please think of the adult man who will play this adult game

you know my mom actually dated scott miller who is one of the creators of duke nukem
anybody else have intresting ties to game devs

I boned this chick who had dated Scott Miller one of the creators of Duke Nukem.

After he nutted did she have to blow it out her ass?

>duke3d
>horror
user...

How much Hentai do you think 3d realms consumed making all these games?

I used to pimp out this chick that "dated" Scott Miller, one of the creators of Duke Nukem.

>horror
your pussy is showing

You might be tough hard-boiled gamers, but yeah, how is it not horror? Plenty of gore, humanity is genocided...

are you retarded or yes

>how is it not horror?
Because it's not scary.

i mean i assume hes been around so you could be talking about anybody
they didnt date for very long so i dont think they ever had that deep of a relationship

>Duke Nukem 3D
>Horror
good bait, faggot.

Duke 3D is a big stupid 80's action movie dumbshit.

>shooter where the main character constantly makes quips and hits on women
>scary because it has blood and people die
how old are you?

Horror is about the emotion of fear, not blood and guts when you're a one liner wisecracking 80s action hero.

Pretending to be reddit is still shitposting OP.

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My ex was the niece of the senior producer of Diablo 3 Steve Parker

Sex and nudity are integral parts of the entire horror genre.

Yeah my dad works at Nintendo

Masculinity in general is cringe. It's not Sparta anymore bro, there's no shield walls to fight in.

Women are better judges of morality anyways, it's the nurturing maternal instinct

i mean thats a decently believably story i can understand how some kids would believe that
i mean i have an uncle who works for chuck E cheese

Are there any games that do this like D2?

t. Single mother child

Duke Nukem Forever

>female
>nurturing
>maternal
Peddle your bs somewhere elseroastoid.

EDF!

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You're supposed to save the babes bro.

jack shit considering how hard it was to find in the 90s

youre not able to

She definitely put out though. Your mom is a total whore. Trust me, I know.

Only in the N64 version.

Is someone triggered that they thought this was what Doom was in defending Eternal's tone shift?

EDF! EDF!

They're already dead. They're an obvious Alien reference and they've got what I assume is a Protozoid Slimer egg in them. Mercy killing is the only moral choice.

but if you kill them more aliens spawn

blow it out your ass

Because you're killing their spawn, the women are hosts.

>Hell
>Lust

It makes sense.
Seems like the world has become closer to Hell, which makes you ask this question.

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>that pic
Incels trying to shame roasties by saying
>you could have had a hot husband!
is so pathetic

It's because it's a horror FPS that it works. Hearing them mutter "kill me" gave me the spooks when I was eleven.

>Who thought it would be a good idea
Someone who's not a chronic masturbator.

>duke nukem
>horror

Is Doom 2 also a horror game?

You are an absolute faggot and I hope you are relentlessly bullied for the rest of your life.

>on a horror
ESL niggers out

Sluts should be shamed, male and female. Fucking anything with a pulse should not be lauded.

>marrying an used up slut who's 30 and way less fertile and attractive than the perky 20-somethings that want your well-established and financially stable cock

Murder yourself nigga

EDF EDF

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Learn to read, niggers.
Shaming sluts for
>not having a hot husband and having to settle for losers
is the same as saying
>A-HA! you weren't a shallow future divorcee early on, so now you have to settle for incels like me!
It's soft-cuckoldry. Putting oneself down for a stupid ideal.

Your inferiority complex is showing. Who said the author doesn't include himself as one of the prospective hot husbands?

>self-projecting as chad
>shaming sluts
Nigger, really?
Are you really that fucking naive or do you expect the author to be a moron with self-awareness of Supreme Gentleman?

>EDF
>EDF
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK
FROM HOT CHICK STEALING SHITHEADS WHO HAVE ONCE AGAIN COME BACK

>He thinks that being a Chad is enabling sluts
You're never gonna make it with that mentality son, I honestly feel bad for you.

>people unironically think Doom, Duke Nukem, etc are horror games
lol