I hope none of you do these

that's a lot of warframe

Well I might as well post this here. I found my gf's steam profile yesterday and it's a massive red flag. From that list alone she has
>Anime, meme, pony, cropped porn, or furfag avatar
>Changes avatar/name regularly
>Weebshit circlejerk groups
>Has at least one VAC ban
Primarily plays F2P games
>1,000+ hours in DOTA2
>Actually buys VNs off of steam
>Achievement showcase spells out something
>Artwork showcase of some more dumb weebshit
>Custom description showcase with a bunch of stupid blogshit nobody cares about
Should I break up with her? We've only been together a week.

what's wrong with private profiles. that's the only one I got.

Does she have a penis?

If you don't consider Hatsune Miku anime then my only flaw is not being a fag with 150+ games

Scored 1.5
I only own like 10 games and haven't been on steam to play any hours in the past 2 weeks or even in a few years.
Also who the fuck owns 150 games on steam?

My steam profile's first page comments still has a gigantic ascii dual-cocks my brother left on it 5 years ago.

Does that count for anything?

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>i change my avatar regularly
>110 games
>put over 800 hours in sakura clicker (haven't played it recently though) as a joke (i'll make it 2.5, 2 for the "irony" and 0.5 for sakura)
>i tend to play tf2 often
>i trade in tf2
That's 6 in total, god fucking damn it all.

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she sounds like an e-girl whose not really your girlfriend, you're just some beta orbiter

3.5
>private profile
>less than 150 games
>steam level lower than 10
>less than 30 hours in past 2 weeks
People that collect games instead of playing them. I know people that I've never seen in a video game and they've got thousands.

>less than 30 hours played last week
I'm offline. My hours don't update.
>less than 150 games
Yep.

>People that collect games instead of playing them. I know people that I've never seen in a video game and they've got thousands.
Then why does the pic say less than 150 is a bad thing. Really someone owning hundreds of games is a red flag more than just owning a dozen or so.

Honestly this is pretty based
The only retarded red flag is the standard of "must have over 150 games" - otherwise it's spot on with being able to identify annoying faggots.

>steam level lower than 10
Only 1 point

>anime avatar
my avatar is from manga but i'll count it
>less than 150 games
I only made my steam account to play valve games in the 2000s and early 2010s. Everything else I fucking pirate. I haven't played anything on steam in 2-3 years.
So I'm at 3.

I don't know if my profile pic counts as a meme and my only possible Yas Forums related group is Warbros.
I'm at "cool guy" if both of those don't count.

warbros counts

the biggest red flag of them all is simple
adding someone you dunno irl
I wonder why people do that lmao

I only add chinese so I can send them the Tiananmen Square copypasta in private

>steam level

I have no idea how to increase this and don't really care at all.

I haven't added anyone to my friends list in 8+ years besides my nephew.

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>Certified cool guy
>People on steam say "U seem pretty chill" after we talk for a bit
Any other chads?

>Less than 10 years
>meme avatar It's the two weiners kid but his head is fucking huge and he's just shouting WEINER
>Canadian

Frankly I doubt anyone E or RPing on steam is very much worth doing either with, that's like going through a garbage can and calling your findings fast food

Damnit, my achievements spell out "Lord Casual"

>priate profile which is empty
I'm just boring/shy/a pussy.

Suggestions to add to the red flag list:
>Their profile description is a quote
>They type without any capitals**
>Their name has no capitals*
>Have more than 1 hour in VRChat
Thoughts?

Imagine taking some assmad normalfag's shit list seriously

0 points guess i'm cool now

I’ve never seen a steam profile page, why would I waste time reading about randoms during a match? Is this a autistic thing where you use your steam profiles as like PC gamer Facebook?

this "girl" sounds like a whore and you seem like an

>VRChat
Should be an instant 10, if we're going to be fully objective.

NO NO NO FUCKING WAIT
I FORGOT
MY AVATAR CURRENTLY IS THE BOILED PONY CUM JAR
THAT MAKES IT 7
That's why I can't find anyone to play with.

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If you consider being in warbros a red flag than you're nu/v/ and need to fuck off back to r*ddit.

Only 2

I use it for fun (certified cool dude)
If you're part of any kind of community for more than a month then you'll end up with morons adding you

I can't believe you're on the internet and "people use the internet for porn and cybersex" is still a fucking discovery
I wish I could be this naive. Opening the fridge must be like a Disney musical for you

all but point 4 are really retarded

I only have one, I change my name every few months because I don't think it matters much

>steamcommunity.org/id/Z2J
Roast me

I knew that but why Steam? Why not Facebook or Teamspeak?

Fuck off back to your diaper fetish thread with the rest of your schitzos

I'm a cool guy then

Nice link.

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My gay ass profile.

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replace the .org with .com sorry I forgot they changed the domain

I have zero points.

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My only friends on steam are my brother and a highschool friend I haven't talked to in ten years

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based if that's actually what it looks like, cringe if there's actual weeb shit, punk lyrics, and completed game shit on your profile

I'm at zero but I'm convinced most of Yas Forums does these things, particularly the waifu spammers and ERP faggots.

>private profile and 2800 hours on tf2
i thought there was a more updated version of this list that was way harsher than this one

i dont think plant girls count as furbait and i dont draw animu, but i do have one vacban
ima cool guy i guess B)

How should I put this? Once you've stopped and smelled the roses enough, you start looking for flowers in strange places. I guess.

But basically you develop your taste into such a microcosm that you find it in a specific place and you just stick to it.
They can form groups there and play games through it. Why not play a game and then shift tab to write out a wild post about riding that cat girl like a drunk on a motorbike.

The fuck are you even talking about, retard? Go write your fucking suicide note and get it over with already, everyone has been waiting for it for far too long.

user?

Only one I'm guilty of is having "too high level".

warbros #1
forever and always

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I refuse to believe you got to such a high level without also being a faggot who does other things on the list

>private profile is a red flag
someone who has 30+ points made this image, go back to facebook

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I just drop 5 bucks every now and again on a few cards.

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