Reminder ALL this ask belongs to Rean and his gorilla dick

Reminder ALL this ask belongs to Rean and his gorilla dick.

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Can I get a quick Reandown?

>he wants the quick Reandown
Haha, guess it's time to not hold back...
>orphaned and adopted into a Noble family
>final student of a legendary swordsman
>secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good
>such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but also the men
>his sister and her friend (who is the royal princess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name
>chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha
>masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers
>wields a tachi (a better and cooler katana) and can teleport behind you
>beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in Trails in the Sky
>grows up to become a teacher, can romance his underage students
>just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him
>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second
>is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor
>breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game
>even the protagonists of previous games hype him up
>can get with and utterly dick down any girl of his choosing
>kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending
>becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent
>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.
>now a version of himself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill him because he's too chad
>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,
>made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him
>is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing

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I want to bite those fat asscheeks got damn

Gorillas have tiny penises

CS3 is kinda trash, why did you fags lie to me? You told me nu-class VII was better, but then all I see is Juna and Musse gushing themselves over Rean and Kurt and Ash being irrelevant (except for that stupid retcon in Hamel), and god help anyone when old class VII shows up with their insufferability, which is often. Other than that, it's just CS1 again, which was mediocrity incarnate. You'd think after how many games shit would be going places, but no. I sure feel lucky that I didn't have to pay for it, at least.

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Women are not objects you can own, have sex incel.

Obligatory haha

same

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>gorilla dick
Gorilla's have tiny dicks, like literally 1.5 inches.