I can't handle this shit bros

goddamnit Cloud

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Cloud is so hot.

What a slut.

Help me bros I can't breathe!

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>all these incels who have to relive their oneitis flirting with chad infront of their face

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This is unreal. There is no way the elevens are going to not have a way to save her in part 2 or 3.

so thirsty is actually make me feel upset I'm not Cloud.

>tfw the ghost jannies will never let me create the bone jessie timeline

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holy shit Cloud is such a fucking chad, i'm getting his game now

Ghost jannies are the most hilarious shit and make me want to play FF7 despite not touching the original.

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This level of desperation isn't attractive desu.

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I always loved the idea that Cloud was catnip to women, but he was too fucking autistic and oblivious to notice or take advantage of it. The Chad Autist.

Better than Tifa who just comes off as a creepy femcel who probably has a voodoo doll of Cloud under her bed.

You like this idea because you think you're the same, but you're just an autist.

>This thread

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She's trying too hard.

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I think i'm falling in love guys what should I do

>psych!
What did she mean by this?

Fuck aeris, i want jessie to live

I think I'm falling in love...with Cloud!

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Kino

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How? Have you even played the game? Aeris, Jessie and Yuffie hit on Cloud, while Tifa denies having feelings for him.

You are all jealous because it will never happen to you

Time jannies decided she has to die

Whoah, you're so smart user!

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Wtf why can’t you say yes

No shit genius, girls don't act like that IRL.

Fuck bros, this isn't fair. All these years I've been sleeping on Jessie thinking she's at best on par with Rebecca from RE1. Then the remake makes her cute and thirsty as fuck.

>girls don't act like that IRL.

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virgin

>Try to romance Jessie
>The time ghosts come out of the ground and fuck her in front of you

FUCK HISTORY NIGGAS

Why is she so thirsty all the time?

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Poor user

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how is this fair?

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yes. it's so overbearing and childish but thats what Yas Forums loves

FUUUUUCK
NOT FAIR BROS

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Maybe they're trying to butter you up for when she dies instead of Aerith at that one moment.

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>Nomura makes it so that Aerith, Jessie, Tifa, and Yuffie are all alive and well during the third and final game.
>Let's the player decide Cloud's love interest by incorporating a series of dating mini games.
>Secret fifth and sixth options in the form of Scarlet and Barret but only if a series of very specific and easy to miss events occur.
>"It's alternate timelines. The canon is whatever you want it to be."

>psych!
Nani?
As in "you thought I was serious? lol"

>every iteration of Cloud after the original has to be the same emo faggot Cloud
>even the "'remake" Cloud
Why

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I honestly dont remember Jessie being this much into cloud in the original. then again its been years since i played the original and its harder to see implications in text

I feel you bro

I don't mind if this remake changes shit bros. As long as Jessie come back to life. I'll forgive them.

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Why didn't the time ghosts strap a chastity belt on her? I can see them in the distance filling a bucket of cold water already.

Preposterous.

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shes not...i just replayed the original and its like turned up to 11...midgar is like 4 hours of the game...i have no idea how they are going to stretch that to like a 30 hour game at least

Normally that's the meaning of it but the way Jessie keeps using it is weird as fuck. I suspect the Japanese version used something different that made sense in context but for the translation, "psych" was the nearest replacement they could find for some reason.

Because it's not the actual Cloud

she wasn't. she also had no where near as many lines or scenes.

>Eat your psych, Apollo

Yas Forumsros, I can't deal with this anymore, I hope Jessie somewhat is spared by the Time Jannies

I'm far from a chad and even I had a girl give me her number when I was sitting with 2 of my friends

>literally every girl that gets in the way of CloTi dies
kek

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< the last thing Jessie will see

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She makes a passing flirt during the first reactor mission. Since the second reactor mission is the very next day with only that's it. The next time you see her she's already full of bullets with barret doing a last-man-alive stand on the tower before the plate drops.

I guess they needed something to pad the game out so gave a romance flirty subplot.

jessie is an attention whore, but she is cute

NOOOO NOT THE HECKING LANGOLIERINOS!!

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She reminds me of a young Kate Bush with her big ears and whatnot.

Fukken kawaii.

This game is incel bait.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I WILL NEVER BE HAPPY, IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

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She deserved it for being a terrorist

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Guess I'm not getting it, now

Use Medicaga you fuck

Is this after the grenade that somehow explodes near her after she threw it?

I think she likes to tease him.

So Squall?

Aaaaaaaand pre-order cancelled

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I COME HERE TO SHITPOST NOT TO FEEL THIS WAY AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>thirsty girl dies
>SJWs be like that'll teach her to not be a female simp

What do you get when you cross a multi-trillion gil corporation and blow up reactors killing thousands in society?
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

Jessie dies
Wedge lives but time ghosts throw him out window
Biggs dies but awakens after time ghosts are defeated

Can you rephrase that in proper English?