It’s so damn good. Why the fuck was there so much shitposting? This is a great game
FINAL FANTASY 7 REMAKE
Jose Edwards
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Oliver Harris
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Bros quick what do I pick for Tifa to dress up as?
Something mature, something sporty or something exotic? QUICK
Grayson Hill
Max is a fucking weirdo
Jackson Foster
FFXV had more engaging and fun combat than FFVII.
Sorry not sorry. Still like the game
Noah Edwards
What did you like about it? Aren't you bothered you're going to have to wait 8 years now to see the ending becasue they sold you a 1st part of 20 hours for 60 usd?
Are you really so stupid that you think you won't kill yourself in one of those 8 years and won't see the ending?
Hudson Clark
who?
Carson Ward
>a man loving a game is a loser
Holy fuck you are a lonely virgin
Caleb Torres
Did they ruin the Highwind love confession scene?
Aiden Peterson
Dude is literally crying like a bitch.
Landon Harris
The story is worse than KH3 bro
Dylan Jackson
easiest 60 bucks that I have ever saved.
Jayden Bell
Mature you dumb fuck.
Mature is the blue one, the other ones are the ching chong shit.
Dominic Cook
Shut the fuck up max
Jayden Reyes
time jannies
Easton Lee
reminder shills are desperate to keep normies from knowing it's not a remake
Jackson Edwards
I'm gonna kill you for posting those images
Zachary Rivera
This is news how?
Lucas Ward
Why is Max so crazy about this game exactly?
Dominic Hughes
This
Josiah Foster
I want time jannies to fix this timeline
Brayden Hernandez
shilling is literally all max does.
Nolan Harris
RIP Jessie,
you were too thirsty for this world.
Chase Baker
I will say this, despite 7R being complete schlock, it's turned out some of the best content from this board in a while.
Juan Richardson
Kill me with kisses you handsome boy.
Alexander Morris
>admitting to being both a redditor and a phoneposter
Adrian Gray
SPORTY OR DEATH
Mason Rivera
You mean Yas Forums?
Hudson Garcia
WHO THE FUCK IS MAX
Jason Taylor
>Aren't you bothered you're going to have to wait 8 years now to see the ending becasue they sold you a 1st part of 20 hours for 60 usd?
Oh god...he doesn't know...
>game has a huge plot twist at the end
>the twist is that there is nobody to stop time-line hopping creating current timeline, and altered timeline to stack on top
>it makes a brand new story, because zack is alive in the alternate, but not current timeline
>literally walks back to midgar after slaying all the shinra soldiers with cloud on his back
>it's going to need new artist,storyboard creators, writers, and directors to create ep2, because of this
>he thinks it will release in his life-time
>he thinks it will be playable in his youth
phew;you're really not going to like what Nomura did to your franchise;it's a new IP.
Alexander Powell
Because you haven't finished it yet. The game itself is very, very good. The problem is the ending leaves you with a disgusting taste in your mouth. And believe me, you'll get fucking sick of the time jannies well before they become relevant to the plot.
Charles Perry
>janky animations like Cloud sliding across the ground to interact
>visuals/graphics going to absolute shit after leaving Sector 8 (you can never return)
>the slums have some of the worst textures I've ever seen and makes Fallout 4 look good
>game looks even worse during daytime segments
>awful facial animations most of the time and NPCs look like absolute trash thanks to the AI system they used
>boring generic fetch quests that rival XV
>no new areas to explore in Midgar, just areas from the original padded out into hallways
>no upper plate exploration at all
>voice acting ranges from decent to trash and they ruined Sephiroth
>Sephiroth shows up within an hour to tell Cloud he killed his mom with probably the worst voice acting in the entire game
>the underplate before Reactor 5 is beyond padded out and basically a boring maze-like area
>music for Air Buster fight is the only boss track that stays true to the original and you never hear it again as it's back to orchestral shit for the rest of the game
>shitty bike sections
>ghosts showing up every 5 minutes to remind us about muh fate and destiny and other KH shit
>party AI is absolute fucking garbage and there isn't even a basic gambit system
>sewers and train graveyard are another example of shit going on for way too long
>some stupid ghost subplot at train graveyard that goes nowhere and makes no sense
>pillar fight was pretty cool but Japanese melodrama happens when characters have to talk for 10 minutes
>wall market is probably the only good part of the game but even that moved slow as fuck
>the wall climb is probably the ugliest part visually of the game and it's followed by shinra hq which actually looks really good so it's beyond jarring
>more boring slow padding with The Drum in Shinra HQ which really ruins it
>game goes complete KH mode shortly after and nothing of the original FF7 remains
>Zack is back too now with awful voice acintg because why not have another MC to make a side game with lol
Parker Perry
all I know is that I just opened a stream of it to check it real quick and some NPCs were talking (english DUB) about walmart dating (XD SO FUNNY)
closed it and decided to not support this trash just for that
Kayden Watson
Kyrie's pits
Robert Ross
>dropping spoilers about a game that just came out
Wow gee, I wonder why you got banned.
William Long
Why does this character elicit uncontrolled lust by every person that crosses his path?
Jacob Gomez
this basedboi streamer:
twitch.tv
Eli Fisher
go back and stay there
Luis Miller
Stop watching that fag. He married an ogre and had panic attacks over fucking FGC tournaments. Like bitch just don't go.
Camden Rodriguez
fuck i forgot about that scene
Andrew Watson
Ill give him a pass for Squeenix. He's a full blown paid capcom shill though
Xavier Gray
>added the shitty bike sequences
Based
Oliver Gonzalez
nice.
how much screentime does she get?
Easton Brooks
Why didn't time jannies force Nomura and Nojima to make a normal fucking remake instead of a Re:Make?
Liam Thomas
It's really only Jessie which is a shame because she wasn't a fucking slut like she is now.
Samuel Ross
I hope nomura doesn't live to see the ending neither. He thought it was funny to play with our fefes and try and make us wait 8 years to see the shitty ending of a shitty remake, he doesn't deserve to see it too.
Jordan Moore
i'll be amazed if he can praise the KH shit they pull at the end.
Aaron Mitchell
Sorry Tifabros but this game made me an Aerithchad.
Nolan Walker
5 minutes, and no I'm not joking.
Brandon Walker
its pretty shitty that it's taken 4 hours with obvious filler padding shit and I still haven't started the second mission for avalanche
Xavier White
Max claims FFVII is his favorite game of all time despite the fact he's never even played any other RPG, literally an stereotype come to life
Liam Perry
Tifa seems way more flirty and into Cloud now. Aerith too. Are they going for a love triangle?
Jonathan Barnes
>I hope nomura doesn't live
maybe we can meme this into reality;hoping we can
Jason Turner
Keep adding to it
Sebastian Cox
FF7 is the normalfag RPG.
Brody Adams
Julian Wood
Since I've seen this shit in couple of threads, let me clear up one thing: THERE IS NO SEPHIROTH IN THIS GAME! At least not the real one.
>Most of the time it's just Jenova illusion which are only seen by Cloud.
>Other times it's Sephiroth's clones, who are actually men in the robe that follow Cloud while larping as Sephiroth.
>In the last boss fight, you don't fight Sephiroth. You fight time janny that is larping as Sephiroth (pic related happens when you beat "Sephiroth"). It was time janny all along.
>Sephiroth in last cut-scene is a mystery though.
Chase Hernandez
Aiden Martinez
add the annoying balancing over beams and slow shit all over the place adding to the padding.
Daniel Lopez
take your meds and lay off nomura's cock
Isaac Allen
Aerith not really, she's just being playful, but Tifa is a toned down Jessie.
Tyler Wright
>Highwind
user, I have very bad news for you
Lincoln Powell
I do wonder how they'd develop a Cloud in a universe where Zack survived.
Dominic Cruz
Like, it's awful and not cool to wish death on someone over a petty game, but jesus christ wouldn't it be beautiful and poetic, hetries to screw us to get more money making us wait 8 years, any of us could get cancer and die, or be killed by a nigger, etc and we won't see the ending of the remake because he choose to sell it in episodes released every 4 years.
But, plot twist, he's the one who doesn't get to live to see the ending! Heh, epic gamer moment.
William King
>keyblade!
Robert Cooper
You just know he'll spin some bullshit excuses for it. The thing that bothers me is that everyone will see shit like this and go "YO, LOOK AT MY BOY GO!" or "Holy shit this is just like Advent Children! Omg I loved that movie!" At this point I think there are more people who love FF7 because they saw Advent Children (which was garbage) or were exposed to FF7 through Kingdom Hearts which is not how you should be first seeing those characters.
Jose Green
Dont hold back. I want to take my suffering head on.
Ayden Jenkins
What are you talking about, Aerith is flirty AF, hell, if you get the scene of the dream with her she already says that Cloud fell in love with her and is all smug about it.
Tyler Gray
time janny memes are top tier
Jacob Foster
BEST PARTS OF THE GAME
Reactor 1 bombing mission.
Sector 8 until Sephiroth shows up and ruins it.
Getting off the train in Sector 7 slums for the first time and looking up.
Reactor 5, and Air Buster. Shame the metal boss music is only used here. Real shame.
Wall Market, which still felt really padded at times like everything else in this game.
Pizza Time despite the melodramatic 5 minute dialogue before they """die""".
Arriving at Shinra HQ for the first timem then it's ruined by more fucking padding in The Drum.
RedXIII smiling for Barret, which is easily the best scene in the game for me.
Everything else was trash. What I listed is about 40% of the game.
Colton Carter
The last one was most likely a real deal. Cloud actually brought his feather in the real world.
Luis Howard
exactly she's teasing him
Ian Jones
>What did you like about it?
the cuckqueaning scene
Jace Lopez
Listen to your own advice, shizo. Nobody is slurping Nomura or this shitty remake. I'm saying that there is no actual Sephiroth in this game except maybe, just maybe, at the very end for just one cut-scene.
t. someone who actually played this game instead of based the things I'm saying on random .webms
That feather still disappeared in the same way ghosts did though. So the true identity of Sephiroth in ending cut-scene is still debatable.
Juan Garcia
>He doesn't know
Samuel Stewart
>trying to muscle out best girl
Im actually more disappointed then angry
William Lee
you are slurping up his fanfic trying to make sense out of it. you're mentally deranged.
Cooper Kelly
Jessie is worse, she's just "I want your dick", the character. That's her entire development.
Jose Gonzalez
How is the honey bee?
Gavin Nelson
Why the fuck did they turn Jessie into such a thirsty slut?
Ryder Russell
very gay.
James Perez
Lmao that scene is hilarious, specialy since Aerith and Tifa are becoming really good friends, and for them to suddenly go bitch mode when one shows interest in Cloud makes it funny AF. The only thing the Remake did better is their relationships, even if it ruined Tifa personality.
Blake Parker
It's alright but they just copies Yakuza because they forgot how to SOUL for themselves.
John Jenkins
Best FF games according to Japanese critics
> 1. Vagrant Story
> 2. 13-2
> 3. 12
> 4. X
> 5. XIV RR
> 6. Type 0
> 7. XIII
> 8. IX
> 9. VII
> 10. VI
Michael Anderson
copied*
Hunter Phillips
>chutes with biggs
she's a lying thot
Liam Rogers
I got exposed to FF7 through AC, and KH, but only ever took the time to play FF7 after playing Crisis Core. CC was the only spin-off that genuinely got my attention, and it was because Cloud was a pants-shitter basic bitch soldier who wanted to be Thadicus Zack
Dylan Gutierrez
I nwant a bih tiddy gf who I can bully
Owen Hill
The game ends when they escape Midgar
Daniel Cooper
It was obvious from the very first 5 minutes? They were going to kill her off, and they did, they make the player REALLY lover her, make some fat incel neckbeard desprate for virtual waifus really in love with her, AND BOOM, she dies, what is that incel gonna do? "OMG THE WRITING IS SO GOOD THEY MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH THE CHARACTER, SUCK PLOT TWIST! 10/10"
Michael Jenkins
she is comically horny
Lincoln Rogers
>That feather still disappeared in the same way ghosts did though. So the true identity of Sephiroth in ending cut-scene is still debatable.
Shit is confusing. Tbh I gave up on trying to make sense out of it.
The only thing I understood in that clusterfuck ending is that Sephiroth worries that timeline merge will erase his and Cloud's existence from world's history, and that he wants to stop it.