FINAL FANTASY VII REMAKE

>BEHOLD AND DESPAIR YOUR FUTURE
>Red XIII licking himself in a corner
>OH NO WE HAVE TO STOP THIS
Did they even check what cutscene they put in to that bit?

Cloud unnecessary motorcycle-fu actually legitimately killing his friends was the highlight of the game

Is this a shill post? All I've been hearing about all day is time jannies and Advent Children and Nomura fucking everything up.

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I hate all this sephiroth exposition. All Cloud is supposed to have are severe headaches and a mystery voice putting thoughts into his head.

I can't believe there's no option to call Aerith a drunk.

Imagine being brain damaged enough to enjoy Nomura's "wild rides"

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You really need confirmation? Of course it is.

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I know it's consistent with the original but what annoys me most in a primarily Western style setting (that's even terrified of a foreign Asian menace) the text on signs and shit is still Japanese. Could they have not got someone to fix that shit?

>copy was supposed to arrive today
>it didn't
>tomorrow's fucking good friday and there's no mail delivered
>mail typically isn't delivered saturday in my town but it was last week, so I don't know for sure if it's a new thing thanks to the coronashit
>might have to wait until fucking tuesday now

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Redpill me on this

Obviously

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The fuck is this shit? This wasn't in the original game.

Why was this scene not optional

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user, if you want shallow content and an unfinished story you can load up FFXV any time

>janky animations like Cloud sliding across the ground to open a chest or activate a switch
>visuals/graphics going to absolute shit after leaving Sector 8 (you can never return)
>the slums have some of the worst textures I've ever seen and makes Fallout 4 look good
>game looks even worse during daytime segments
>awful facial animations most of the time and NPCs look like absolute trash thanks to the AI system they used
>boring generic fetch quests that rival XV
>no new areas to explore in Midgar, just areas from the original padded out into hallways
>no upper plate exploration at all
>voice acting ranges from decent to trash and they ruined Sephiroth
>Sephiroth shows up within an hour to tell Cloud he killed his mom with probably the worst voice acting in the entire game
>the underplate before Reactor 5 is beyond padded out and basically a boring maze-like area
>music for Air Buster fight is the only boss track that stays true to the original and you never hear it again as it's back to orchestral shit for the rest of the game
>ghosts showing up every 5 minutes to remind us about muh fate and destiny and other KH shit
>party AI is absolute fucking garbage and there isn't even a basic gambit system
>sewers and train graveyard are another example of shit going on for way too long
>some stupid ghost subplot at train graveyard that goes nowhere and makes no sense
>pillar fight was pretty cool but Japanese melodrama happens when characters have to talk for 10 minutes
>wall market is probably the only good part of the game but even that moved slow as fuck
>the wall climb is probably the ugliest part visually of the game and it's followed by shinra hq which actually looks really good so it's beyond jarring
>more boring slow padding with The Drum in Shinra HQ which really ruins it
>game goes complete KH mode shortly after and nothing of the original FF7 remains
>Zack is back too now with awful voice acintg because why not have another MC to make a side game with lol

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>I know it's consistent with the original
It is not.

It's a fanfic turned sequel to Advent Children due to time travel. It's not a remake.

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who's got the sauce

Why does Cloud look like a homosexual?

The only redeeming thing from this game will be the nude mods of Marlene.

what the hell is up with those graphics

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>no upper plate exploration at all
Didn't they literally tease this?

I expect Coach to be properly introduced to Midgard as well

>EGGs & CHIPs
lol what

I don't see it, is it IN her ribbon or something? I thought it was on top...

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The game is super inconsistent. It rarely looks really great outside of the character models but sometimes the areas look like they weren't worked on for long. The slums in particular look like a last-gen game, kind of like Nier:A

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Kitase also said there would be deep meaningful sidequests, but that was a flatout lie.

Genuine question is Nomura a homosexual?

reminder shills are desperate to keep normies from knowing it's not a remake

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So do Biggs, Wedge and Jesse die?

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youtube.com/watch?v=1hVZ8THW-70

18:14

They were saved by Time Jannies because they weren't supposed to die yet especially in such a stupid fashion.

He should learn to tone it down

I assume it's a bug but since there is a flashback of her fucking dying maybe it's Nomura implying she lost it and is also a time traveller like Sephiroth. There are some reasons to believe that.

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What does Jenova look like in the remake? Like, when Cloud peeks into the chamber in Shinra building.

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did they?
all you have is one street that Jessie lives on and that's literally it

Fuck off back there, nobody gives a shit about you being banned

>the redditor cuck has been posting this shit all day
Fucking lmao, kill yourself.

Is this Ushijima?

Biggs lives, we see Jessie's glove on a desk next to him, and it's implied Wedge died, but we never see anything.

>shills seething

I love my wife. That is all.

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Part 2 Marlene gets the Rydia upgrade because canon is dead and Japan is filled with pedos

>s-shill
seething redditor cuck

I literally cannot take these fucking ghosts seriously. Shit looks straight up comical

I've never played kingdom hearts is this a good thing?

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SOUL
youtube.com/watch?v=19OECgt-pIw

SOULLESS
youtube.com/watch?v=1hVZ8THW-70
youtu.be/bwHiPuhbqbs?t=150

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god Maximilian is fucking annoying
I can't wait for the KH fuckery to kill him inside

Fucking weak

Tifa first girl, last girl, best girl.

Aerith needs alternate Kingdom Hearts timeline for a second chance at nuZack

>is this a good thing?

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yes user it's a shill post. it's like when tameem hot-pocket sent out his prom-date jannies;we currently have time janny plot defenders in the thread.

Damn, nice. I will buy your game now.

>i-i-its only Yas Forums that hates Remake!!!

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>its a whole new story
Actually based. Fuck remakes. For lazy devs with no imagination banking on pure nostalgia and autists who struggle with anything new.

based...ign? wtf?

2B is laughing at these polygons.

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Max won't admit it even if he hates it

He's invested too much into this

My god does everything look so...gay.

Another question: Did they keep the scene where Barret pins Tifa down and graphically voids his bowels all over her face? This will decide my purchase.

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It's good if you want to play it with a couple of friends and make fun of how bad it is, it's not good if you actually want to feel any semblance of investment

>I know it's consistent with the original
Yeah remember when Cloud killed the time jannies in Midgar in the OG which prevented the time jannies in an alternate plan of time from delivering Zack to death's door when fighting the soldiers in Midgar? Man my thanks to SE for keeping so true to the original.

damn son

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yikes

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>people should have researched
Researched what? "FF7 time jannies?" With that being said I hope anyone who was retarded enough to have faith in Nomura and SE is bitterly disappointed by this game

>he isn't just waiting to pirate it so he doesn't have to download 120g of a trash game that isn't faithful at all to the original and banks off misleading titles, and false advertisement
enjoy your 4h wait time when it finally arrives!

>Did they keep the scene where Barret pins Tifa down and graphically voids his bowels all over her face?
Nah, man. There was no way they were going to keep that. It's a completely different video game market landscape.

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Hell no

>Ever the shills at IGN are getting sour
Oh me oh my

I played all 2 hours of it

I meant the text dipshit.

>I know it's consistent with the original
yeah no
>the events of VII and AC have already happened in another timeline
>the ghost things are Whispers of Fate that try to keep the characters in line with the original game
>Biggs and Wedge live. Jessie dies.
>after the highway chase Cloud and co. fight the Whispers of Fate and beat them, making it so they're no longer bound by the original FFVII's storyline. During the battle the party see the AC version of the final Cloud vs Sephiroth fight and old Nanaki with his cubs running towards a destroyed Midgar, Red XIII guesses they're visions of the future that awaits them if they fail
>Sephiroth shows up after beating them. Fight is basically AC-tier of anime bullshit with Aeris and Tifa joining in. Sephiroth gets a black wing mid-fight because of course he fucking does
>while this happens we flashback to Zack surviving his last stand in an alternate timeline
>after beating Sephiroth he teleports Cloud to the "edge of creation" and asks for his help in "defying destiny... together". He refuses and fight similar to their final omnislash duel ensues
>the party escapes Midgar. We continue Zack's scene with him walking to Midgar with a comatose Cloud holding on to him. Remake Aeris and Alt! Zack sense each other
>fade to black

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They were leaked about a year ago.

I can't wait for part 13 in 2122.

i honestly got an instant erection

Watching Pat realize that the game has a lot of problems halfway into his stream, hitting a good stopping point, and then peacing the fuck out as fast as he can while saying the obligatory "yes the game is good" and "this stream is SPONSORED" was funny as fuck.

>Its KH bullshit
Well, thats what you get for letting the KH guy write this thing

their existence, but not their function or prevalence

Holy fuck Nomura would ruin the remake with that bullshit and make things overtly complicated. I want to believe that for once he will have the sense to keep his sperging in check but I doubt it.

It’s literally button mashing square with the constant pause to pick spell/potion to win.
Every streamer from just chatting asmr body painter to league of legends players are playing this dumb down zoomer game. Graphics are nice though

>800 dudes
S-E is finished this time.

Mongoloid faggots shit up yet another thread talking about shit that isn't in the game. Amazing.

Who?

>They were leaked about a year ago.
weird because a year ago we were still getting updates like this;can you source that leak user;surely you have it!?

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>he thinks that Nomura will get punished
>he thinks that his fags will ever learn
New much? He's been doing this shit for a while now, and getting away with it every time.

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armpits

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>Welp, I'd better research the remake before I finalize my purchase. Let's just look at some quick articles from journalism websites with the developers of the game specifically mentioning the story. I'm concerned that Square-Enix might change the story. It's the most important part of remaking this game after all.
gamespot.com/articles/final-fantasy-7-remake-is-a-very-faithful-recreati/1100-6475164/
>Hmm. All right. It's decided. I'm going to pass on this game because when the developers said faithful to the original like 6 different ways I've miraculously come to the conclusion that what they actually mean is the exact opposite. Whew. Dodged a bullet there.

Just do what this fan did. It's really that easy. Just do the proper research.

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Wow, nothing you just said is in the game.

Random Japanese text is a hallmark of all the 80's-90's cyberpunk media Midgar was inspired by.

I have never played the original and I don't lnow how I should feel.

That's because you've only been hearing from autistic manchildren who haven't played the game but are desperate for it to be the next tortanic. Losers like them will be drowned out completely in the next couple of days.

You know what is so fucking annoying?
The were so fucking close to making it perfect. If only they put more effort into actually expanding Midgar and the original story elements, but no we need Kingdom Hearts and FFXIII fuckery and an overly obnoxious set-piece at the end.

Fuck man, I can't even be mad anymore. I'm just sad that I allowed myself to get excited for this.

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So you knew they were in the game yet you act surprised they are in the game?

Unlike those other three anons, I can actually read.

The mishmash was very intentional and I like it. Having just Japanese or just English text would get rid of the hodgepodge, ramshackle feeling.

give it a week. most people haven't played it and don't seek out spoilers

>even Aerith and Kyrie have censorship spats

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Sadly true.

>autists are unable to parse the context of posts they're replying to

every time. just kill yourselves already, losers.

So the turks and Shinra were the main threats during the Midgar section in the beginning. Do they feel like a threat now?

discount yuffie

>The were so fucking close to making it perfect.
Not really. You have to basically redesign the remake to make it work.

he actually has a pretty good chance of getting shat on by investors, and share-holders for a multitude of reasons that could have affected the company, and them by proxxy
>false advertised, and banked of the misleading title
>there are already waves of cancelled pre-orders
>ep2 would need directors, and writers costing money to somehow tie ep1;something that the ACTUAL remake wouldn't have required
>this is going to end up costing them more money than what they would have invested in for a 1:1 remake with a new battle system
Boomers do not fuck around when you mishandle their cash.

The remake is already ruined bro. I'm sorry.

>alking about shit that isn't in the game
>webms from the game
lol

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>reading comprehension

>Nomura is director
>Toyirama is co-director

It all makes sense

>actually reading or believing spam greentext copypasta

Yeah, dude. Just like FFXV and KH3'. They are done for this time.

There is no time travel in the game and Zach isn't revived.

I'm loving it. Gameplay's fun, the added scenes that characterize the Avalanche characters are nice, Aerith feels like an actual fucking human being now instead of a doe-eyed autist. (Her voice actor is fucking MILES above Mena Suvari)

But having seen the time ghosts now, and knowing how the story diverges just makes me feel kinda numb to where it's going. Game itself is great, just really bummed the story got messed with so much.

no cause the main threats are time jannies and sephiroth, shits a damn joke at this point.

I know Nomura will get away with it, I just hope everyone's disappointed

>the underplate before Reactor 5 is beyond padded out and basically a boring maze-like area

kek caleb is there now
I honestly hated it - the only good part is the timed fight to get chocomog

fuck

spats

and undershirts.

Honestly, I'm more excited for Disaster Report 4.

This time it is shoved deep into her vagina-hole

BEST GIRL MADE IT

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What the fuck is the motorcycle shit

There's timeline JUMPING and a Zack who survived.

So you're technically correct.

Reminder that Nomura is simping for a literal male prostitute. Just a reminder.

>Fuck man, I can't even be mad anymore. I'm just sad that I allowed myself to get excited for this
I tried telling you delusional fucks...

Jesus christ, just go beat the game so you can sperg out with us, already. Your in denial so hard it hurts.

Yas Forums and gamefaqs are literally the exact same posters, retard. Even XV-kun posts there. Normal people don't even know gamefaqs exists anymore.

also
>will sell poorly on PC like XV because of the optimization, and large file size of said game
how many people do you know who have a pc setup running an external, or ssd? the norm is to have an HDD, or sometimes an external if you're prep'd. It's going to do poorly compared to LITERAL ff7 which sold 11mil units globally. which is going to be the excuse for no ep2. ep1 was easily shat out, because it's following the set-up, but not the actual execution of beginning of OG;because cloud kills the midgar time jannies there's nothing stopping time-fuckery from happening;this leads to a completely new story, and this requires new writers, and directors. Share-holders, and investors will not be happy, because this went from a one-time investment to a monetary investment with no exact results. It's a trash-fire.

Why do chinks have such bad teeth?

it's a trap

>Aerith feels like an actual fucking human being now instead of a doe-eyed autist.
She wasn't a doe-eyed autist in the original game.

FF7 isn't FF15 or KH3 retard

Isn't that already out? You can pirate it too I believe.

I feel disappointed

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> spats

youtube.com/watch?v=dmeSGwVBoao

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Yeah. I'm just waiting for a price reduction before I buy my PS4 copy.

who are you talking to this isn't your blog faggot

holy fuck

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Just woke up. Its 10AM here, I am about to play. I am pretty excited.
So? Are the shitposters eating their own shit?

Nothing new here. He used to simp for Gackt back in the days as well. At least this guy was smart enough to take the cash and close the door, not bothering with Nomura's autism further than "Yes. You can use my likeness."

>Yas Forums and gamefaqs are literally the exact same posters
There's some very remarkable differences that I think you're intentionally overlooking.

Tell me about Jessie, why does her breast armour sag?

I want a tifa gf too

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Holy fuck, I beat the game and didn't even REALIZE it wasn't in her hair. How the fuck did I miss that?

XV and KH3 were, and are still shitposted to hell and back and they were massive hits. Just like FF7. Cope.

There's less of a social stigma in Japan over dental flaws.

that doesn't prove she made it
could be another bait and switch
you know this fucking game loves it

game is kino. another failed Yas Forums TORtanic brigade

She's prepared for anything. Even hitting the wall.

Considering that guy's huge paycheck every month, Nomura isn't the only simp that guy has.

the plot is fucked up user. time changing ghosts.

>people will defend the alternate timeline shit that was only included so they can sell a Zack game alongside the Remake

You know people will eat it up.

itt shills getting overtime like essential workers

you should play the OG, because there are moments in the game that blow away anything the PS1 was shitting out at the time, and realize that you're not going to get to play that recreated. new game is basically crisis core with a few differences in the battle-system, and it's not even that good. no i-frames, or true dodge, or true roll. you always take damage no matter what so the only play-style you can utilize in this now is dishing out as much damage as possible, and then using a support character. really dumbed down combat.

That's pretty bad for them

If you have a question, you can ask it.

Actually he was revived and there is time travel.

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Not him but none of the characters actually time travel, they only see glimpses of the future and are able to change that future. Meanwhile, alive Zack is in an alternate or hypothetical world, not the one the game is set in.

Why do THE SLUMS have a starbucks?