Scifi game

Do you not know what convergent evolution is? Perhaps the anthropomorphic form is the most conducive for space travel. But you're probably some pseudo-intellectual sperge that thinks they're smart off the virtue of being some socially stunted loser that conveniently labels themself an "underachiever" as to not validate their insignificance

Still would.

Please post more fish aliens and female aliens. please.

do you think aliens stay in space because they fear we'd fuck them if given contact

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Of course.

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Only other milk source I know of are porcupines with milk patches instead of breasts and nipples and I'm pretty sure that's because they don't have lips to form a seal so they need it produced a different way.
Now for the titty being where primates breasts are I dunno about that chief

Humans are chad BVLLs to aliens so it makes sense they keep us away from their women.

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>post 10+ minute video of autism voice man nitpicking the irrelevant minutiae and thinking this proves a point
You're embarrassing yourself, midwit

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Tell me what Arrival does that's intelligent or thought-provoking in any way.

what a strange and uneducated post

Nothing more chad than a healthy adult human in a non-gay looking uniform.

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Read the short story it was based on, and then come back here.

There is literally no correct way to do aliens until we see one.

I'm not arguing the point, I'm laughing at your (in)capability to express what you think.

Then give your praises to the fucking book. The movie by itself is shallow, and you shouldn't need outside source material to justify its awfulness.

You're the same person that defends needing to read the Halo comics in order to understand Halo 5's story.

>he doesn't know

>Aliens are actually sentient space-time defects that have written themselves into the source code of the universe

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Those aliens must have legit thought that 99% of all humans are obsessive foot fetishist, seeing how for the longest time, all people did was stare at and talk to their feet.

I will now buy your game

POST ALIEN RACES YOU WANT TO SEE IN MORE VIDEO GAMES

No, I think that's wrong. Generalizing your statement, you're saying there's no correct way to do [hypothetical creature which may or may not exist] until we see one. If this were right, there would be no correct way to do dragons, elves, etc, but there clearly is. And if you argue your statement only applies to aliens and can't be generalized to other mythical creatures, that's also wrong because there's nothing special about aliens that might warrant such treatment.

>there would be no correct way to do dragons
The fact that people are still arguing over dragon vs wyvern tells me you're full of shit

What if we were created by aliens? That's a legitimate possibility, which means they could have also created other species on other planets and those could very well look similar to us.

Extremely advanced descendants of man

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Friendly ayys like elvis in perfect dark

>arm chair critic says it bad

too many joints, 2/10

>he thinks there are qualifications for criticism
That also makes you an "armchair critic" you dunce

Florans got done dirty by Chucklefuck it's not fair.

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>That's a legitimate possibility
Its not.

I've made criticism videos so I can criticize other criticism videos :^)

>no floran gf to violently pollinate

Why not? It's completely possible that an ancient alien species seeded planets that could harbor life.

>fictional alien that is supposed to be more creative than generic humanoid aliens
>has pecs and a ribcage

Fetishes are likely a human concept genetic defect

whats this?

I’m never going to use this so let me tell you my idea
Sci Fi thing where the plot centers around people researching the abusive and horrible precursors that once conquered and enslaved the universe only to find out that those precursors was the ancestors of modern humans

>posting cutesy nonsense when complaining about how the vicious people eating plant monsters who murdered their way into space got done dirty

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Why would they do that?
Humans technically have that capacity now, yet we don't do it. Why would we ever do it? Send drones to other planets with simple RNA and bacteria and stuff for them to propagate and evolve, all while we aren't on that planet at all and reap no benefits from it.

That's nu-Halo.

People argue about this implying that either one or both are correct. Meanwhile user is saying there's NO correct way, which means he's either saying all are wrong, or that "correct" is not applicable.

And besides, there's no argument anyway, dragons are dragons, and wyverns are wyverns, otherwise why would they have different names?

A Gravital from one of those speculative evolution books. All Tomorrow, I think. They're extremely advanced descendants of humanity that believe they are the true heirs of mankind's technology.

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God dammit

I always thought it would be q cool idea to have a race of aliens that were so old and advanced that they just became floating balls that had telekinetic powers and could float/read minds/etc.

>ancient advanced civilization

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His chest looks like a cat face

Unf

Dude they are green plants.
Just punch them, they're fucking leaves lmao.
What are they gonna do? Photosynthesize at you

How do you know Aliens couldn't have fetishes, assuming they know what sexual list is and experience it in a similar way to us?

They weren’t particularly advanced, just better and unpredictable, and good at reverse engineering

What kind of chairs do real critics sit in?

niggas made of crystal/geodes and have inherent light or energy attacks are always cool, especially ones that aren't just big crystal monster bosses.

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Honestly, there's no way Aliens without "hands/claws" could rule or travel around space.
Spider-like shitters couldn't work

>Fuck Bioware
That's just the Star Trek formula which is what inspired Mass Effect in the first place.

The Advisors from Half-Life are kind of like that, aren't they?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation

>Why would they do that?
It's the same argument as the first post, you cannot possibly understand their reasoning unless you know first hand why they do it.
Maybe they want to terraform a planet, maybe they want more life in the universe in the case some species learns how to reverse or stop the heat death of the universe, no one of this is impossible.

Oh I'm sure they could they just call them what they are. Genetic defects

Hanar, elcor, rachni, the thorian, the leviathan or whatever name had the spicies that created the reapers, there is plenty of varied aliens in Mass Effect.

youtube.com/watch?v=CHtjl8V483A
This kind.

aliens.fandom.com/wiki/Gravital_(All_Tomorrows)

Sometimes people do things that will have no benefit to them or anyone around them

*they'd
I am in no way in contact with e.t.s.

How do i stop being what you described?

You mean exactly like the gatekeepers from xcom 2?

From our understanding, it is much better to breed an artificial intelligence to deal with the problem of the freezing of the universe than it would be to send some genetic code to a distant planet and hope than in millions of years they'll come up with something.
I can sort of understand seeding planets just for the sake of it, but I'd think they'd check every now and then. Much like you might create a garden, not to abandon it but to care for it.
But you are right, maybe we can't understand.
There's another problem, though. If all genetic life is originated by another life seeding a planet, what created the first life that started the cycle?

Advisors are a grub form that eventually grow into giant, brainless bugs that mate and then die. They had no technology, they were psychic and lived underground in a shared telepathic utopia.

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The engineers idea in Prometheus was kino

I’ve already accepted I’m a loser and trying to learn from it. Have been going to community college for a while but i still feel so down sometimes

Teraurge for exotic sights

Now how many of them have actual gameplay action besides being npc furniture?

They could hold you down with their strong, yet soft, vine-like arms, chittering and laughing at you as they take turns bullying your stamen with their flower-scented insides. And you can't run because they tied you up in your own quarters and only let you out to show them how to work the space ship they now own.

Should've brought up the hunters.
A sentient colony of space worms thinking and acting as one. Not a new idea, but cool enough.

That's something that always ruins my immersion.
I love outlandish designs but many of those highly advanced alien races in media look like they never would have survived a more primitive stage of civilization because they'd get styled on by something as harmless as a rabbit.

No that picture highlights what these retards at Bioware and 343 Industries think is alien when it's super fucking ugly and lazy.

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That's fascinating. Why would evolution be attracted to the idea of a crab? Is the crab the peak animal?

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its a trade secret, but real critics sit in bean bags

>still
I'd rather fuck an alien chick than a human one
>humans have that capacity now
Absolutely wrong. Other star systems are lightyears away the drones would never reach them. And sending them to planets inside our local system is beyond useless or even detrimental in discovering already existing cellular life in those planets.

Here I thought I was the only person who didn't pick le compsci or memengineer as a career so I didn't find the movie all that great as all the STEMoids (or just undeducated söys in general) did.

Yeah, I always feel this while watching those ridiculous aliens with no arms/legs.
If that was the case, Dolphins would've developed some kind of technology compared to primitive humans like apes do

>Why would they do that?
Why do humans do half the shit they do? This is not an argument.

Aliens seeding Earth is certainly more likely than anything any religion preaches, given its actually possible and not a complete fantasy.

what do you think deep sea animals think when they see light?