Why is Samus so hot??

Why is Samus so hot??

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because she has an attractive face and body, and wears a skintight suit. It's not that hard really

>blonde hair blue hairs
>big tits
>thin waist
>nice butt
DURRR WHY IS SHAMUS SO HAET?

bodysuits are a top tier fetish

because I farted on her and farts produce heat

Why are these threads so shit?

>blonde hair blue hairs
fuck. blue eyes.

Beautiful Aryan woman in a skin suit

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God she needs it so badly imagine it just stretching her out nicely.

>Why is this fanart of a character so hot???

That's Widowmaker

Are there pictures you save every time you see them on slightest chance you think that maybe you haven't even though you're positive you saved it previously?

Western art is so lame

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She's overrated

For me, it's Wii Fit Trainer.

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Bimbo

Weeb art of Samus always makes her look like a child or generic moeblob in the face.

Based
Only retards like Western crappily drawn art

legs make her look like she was made in Spore creature creator

No because I keep track of what I have on Sankaku and Pixiv, retard

I wish that there were more instances in real life that had women wearing bodysuits, it’s too fucking rare.

I appreciate both but what I don't appreciate is leaving out the beauty mark.

>Beautiful Aryan woman in a skin suit
Who is often all alone on a hostile planet, with a suit of armor being the only thing standing between her and the aliens.

Also her clothes explode when she loses.

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She's a big girl.

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I find her the most hot when she's drawn with a bit of muscle

imagine not wanting to submit to Samus

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t. Homosexual

ass too big

what's wrong with you??

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I will never forgive Other M for japanifying Samus

Aw, are athletic girls too threatening for you pussy?

>Lose in lower norfair
>Absolutely no chance of survival

for me

She is much sexier in the suit.

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Imagine sniffing Samus's butt

Men like tits and ass who could have guess

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Samus is like 1/3 human at this point, idiot.

people who prefer zero suit samus are my enemy and one day i will kill them

The amount of shitty Twitter art if her just goes to show how little people actually know about Metroid. Probably the biggest disconnect between actual fans and people who just know her cause popular.

Guys I'm so fucking upset. My Zero Suit Samus Figma is broken. Her arm been ripped off. Should I bother buying a replacement for her? She's pretty fucking expensive online.

I LOVE DARK SAMUS
but only if she is 6'4

I always thought about the idea of being shrunk by samus and her putting me inside of her suit

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The OP is clearly better than what you posted

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I want to marry and impregnate Samus

>aryan
i think you meant avian

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I couldn't

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How immune is Samus to the corona virus?

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And then you's pkay a metroidvania traversing her surface? I quite like Lower Pubefair but most people seem to prefer Belybutonia

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damn that's sad, I got mine for 30$ CAD a few years ago. Finally got the good smile this year secondhand for 80$. It's not perfect but better than paying 250$

latex is just the best period

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>DURRRRR
her hair isn't blue though, retard

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Everyone I've encountered online thats been obsessed with Zero Suit Samus has been trans

hot
more?

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I miss that swede who'd make threads complaining about Samus having a fat ass
which is weird because her ass isn't fat, even by white women's standards

its a mystery

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She'll renovate your shithole

i wish she didn't have a mole.
Why do they keep making characters with moles. Does anyone like moles?

samus is my goddess, gimme rare sammies

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I bet Samus looks good in anything.

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What the fuck is his problem?

It sucks because Samus' porn should be amazing but instead it's fucking boring. The porn artists don't know shit about Metroid, and Metroid fans are super autistic about lewd art, so you just end up with generic zero suit pinups.

I wish they'd give Samus a new look the ponytail is getting stale

Only thing that tops it are onepiece swimsuits and leotards with thigh-highs.