New Obsidian game: Grounded

You can clearly see the whole team regret wasting their time in this shit in the interviews

>see OP pic
>think its a game where you play as spiders
>it isnt

dropped

>borderlands style humor AGAIN
Fucking just kill off this shitty studio.

>just remembered they're making a new honey I shrunk the kids movie with rick moranis where the mom has died from cancer

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HONEY

That's litteraly a game concept I had on my mind since I was a child. Seeing obsidian making it is pretty cool, I think.

im not 10 years old.

What kind of humor do you like?

Might be interes-
>Obsidian
Damn, that's a shame

I don't trust Obsidian anymore

Not epic quips and the same tired joke of "oh yeah.... Don't die LUL"

Wow, Obisidian is now making Rust-lite games complete with Borderlands anti-humor.

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>Obsidian
Oh boy, another boring personal-politics filled shitfest

I didn't ask you what humor you don't like, I asked your what humor you DO like.

Give me some examples.

seems like a cartoonish, less involved ark: survival evolved honestly. i also think the playing area and map zone seems kinda small for how small you're supposed to be already

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>Getting this assblasted over someone not liking SORANDUM borderlands humor
Sincerely and unironically go back to R*ddit.

>Open world survival game
Unless it's more like Subnautica rather than Rust than Ark or Rust then count me out, I want any more of that shit

>I DON'T LIKE THIS
>Well, what do you like?
>WHY ARE YOU SO ASSBLASTED

Wow, it shouldn't be this hard to have a normal conversation.

I was JUST thinking about how little attention the world of small objects have gotten lately. Last I can remember is that "Honey I shrunk kids" level in Serious Sam 2.

Would be also nice to see small objects physics interaction, like, say, water being a massive cunt with its surface tension.

>>shrunken down human
>Dead before arrival.
why? Could be a really cool setting

>free with game pass
i'll check it out

fucking what

>they're making a new honey I shrunk the kids movie with rick moranis where the mom has died from cancer

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This is what Obsidian has come to? Fucking yikes

Do you think whedonist quip humor is ever going to fucking die? Like it was sort of cute the first few things I watched/played that had it but its just getting so goddamned tiresome.

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Why would I give you a genuine response? Even if you did agree you would just cry about how it's shit regardless because I obviously struck a nerve with the borderlands comment. If you weren't bothered you wouldn't even have responded.

youtube.com/watch?v=wd4YgudTcnM

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Gives rust and subnautica vibes. Pass.

I want to be able to break down rubbish and use it for my base. I'm not too keen on leaf buildings.

Can you give an example of humor you do like?

>Why would I?
>You'll just do something I'm paranoid about.
>You're obviously this and that.

Wow, you coped before we could even have a conversation.

Ants never give up. Thank god they're so fucking small. It would be cool if they included a last-stand mode where you had, say, ten minutes to put up a base and then they'd just let the little fuckers loose.

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How the hell did they go from making a masterpiece like Outer World to this?

That music doesn't fit the game at all.

he's not wrong, faggot - back to plebbit. Borderlands was shit. Say hello to Ashley.

I mean liked Whedon quipping at one point, its just that over time, brands of comedy start to get old. I love the Austin Powers movies. They don't make movies like Austin Powers because the brand of comedy is out of date. Whedonist quipping feels like its 5 years past its expiration date.

not all spiders are venomous especially ones that would live in a backyard,

lol

>NOOO TRUST ME I GENUINELY WANT TO KNOW WHAT HUMOR YOU LIKE
>repeating the same assblasted question to another user who doesn't like the humor
Could you seriously be any more of a fucking retard?

>you're this
>go back to this
>this was that
>say hello to Ashley?
Can you give an example of humor that you do like?

I can understand where you're coming from here, it definitely feels like a humor that is unique to the early 00's.

Goldmember came out in like '02 though, I wonder if we took a look if that would be the last gasp of that sort of humor. What else would you put in that realm?

>502800593
0/10

First thing that popped into my head too when I heard the robot.
How aren't the developers themselves sick of it at this point?

this post read my mind

>Have a pretty neat idea with limitless possibilites
>Hur dur ancient species
give me a break

>literally getting mad at people trying to have a conversation

What do you want from me? I don't want to have some gay Reddit/Yas Forums fight with you and it's apparently so fucking baffling to you that you're staggered--STAGGERED with anger.
No you're THIS. No, GO BACK HERE.

Either stop responding to me or act like an adult for Christ's sake.

>fortnite shitch version graphics
so this....is the power....of series x....woah....

>staggered with anger
user you literally got mad that I criticized the borderlands-tier humor. Short term memory loss, I take it?

Instant pass.

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If you can actually point out where I'm mad I'll give you the W.

I'm not joking, if you can just point out somewhere where I didn't calmly ask you to give an example of something you liked I will get on my knees and blow you.

>Can you give an example of humor that you do like?
how the fuck should I know? I'm not a comedian. Now gtfo (or learn how to steer conversations in a less autistic manner, if you're genuinely interested in talking to someone)

>I'll give you the W.
No more needs to be said

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I'm a Norm guy myself.

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>Cute jumping spider
>venom
NO.

>Early Access

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This is supreme levels of autism.

Based.

>Example of humor you like?
>I DON'T KNOW
>NOW LEARN HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE

It's like the fucking Twilight Zone in here.

>refuses to do it
>just cries about words some more

Corona summer is something else, bro.

You can customize your character
It doesn't need to be a nog