HUP! HAP! HUP! HUP! HYAP!

>HUP! HAP! HUP! HUP! HYAP!
>BLING BLING BLING BLING
>HYAAAAAH!!
>DUN-NA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA
>*sounds of pots breaking*
>eh reh eh reh eh reh eH REH EH REH EH REH eh reh eh reh
>GYAAAAAAHHH!!!
>MWEEP. MWEEP. MWEEP. MWEEP. MWEEP. MWEEP.

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God i wish i was chad enough to play console games outside on a beach

me in the back in the cargo shorts

Me on the left

>GUH-HUH
>BREEE BREEE BREEE BREEE BREEE
>EEKUM BOKUM
>WEEEEE WOOOO
>BREEE BREEE BREEE BREEE BREEE BREEE
>JINJOOO
>GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH
>HWRAH-HWRAH-HWRAH-HWRAH-HWRAH-HWRAH-HWRAH-HWRAH
>BREEE BREEE BREEE BREEE BREEE
>JINJOOO

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A true hero

Should include the Jinjo meekly saying "help"

For me it's fat blackmailing NTR guy.

Imagine being over thirteen and owning a switch lmao

Bringing your console outside was the most chad thing you could do back in the day because your mates would just come over and come play vidya outside, all the kids would come over to watch and we'd barbecue shit up.
Block Parties were the shit back in the 90's.

why are the bikinis so small?

>american hero plays banjo on his custom mobility scooter in walmart so loudly it annoys nearby thots

pusy

to attract potential mates

can I get a source on these milfs?

Is there one where he's playing Rayman?

Please tell me they're shopping for wonder bread

me in the woods jacking off to the ladies

>LET'S SHOW THEM A THING OR THREE!
>HEEAALLIN' HAAAYLOOW!!
>DON'T FORGET ME
>I'LL BASH EM UP PROPAH NEXT TIME, I SWER
>I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE
>MEH MEH MEH!!
>READY OR GORMOTTI!
>YER DONE
>AND WE'RE HEEEEEWWWYYYRREEEE

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Dangerously based. Can anyone stop this living embodiment of willpower and raw sex appeal?

>no pubes

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>eh reh eh reh eh reh eH REH EH REH EH REH eh reh eh reh

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I'd be way more cringed out by the fatty not wearing a shit in public.

Based ugly bastards

based thread

Wait, is this supposed to make fun of nintendo fans?

Why does this image feel like I’m about to get cucked by every single one of those guys?

This man gets it

>All the best milf designs are in shitty NTR

>eh reh eh reh eh reh eH REH EH REH EH REH eh reh eh reh

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Source on the woman with glasses?

>BING BING
>WAHOO
>"YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY SUPER STAR!"
>YAHOOOOO
>BING BING
>"NO ONE ELSE CAN TAKE ME THIS FAR
>YIPPEEEEE"
>"YOU GOT A MOON"
>WAHOOOO
>BING BING
>"I'M FLIPPING THE SWITCH"
>YIPPPEEEEEE
>YAHOOOO
>"GET READY FOR THIS, OHH"
>MAMA MIA
>YAHOOOOOO
>"LET'S DO THE ODYSSEEEYYY"

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Cut it out.

>>eh reh eh reh eh reh eH REH EH REH EH REH eh reh eh reh

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>No orcbro to play Switch with
This sucks man

me with the halberd

wtf how this nigga get trapped in an anime world with his switch and how do i do the same thing

Can you stop?

The only Chad on that beach is that fat ugly bastard who's gonna NTR the shit outta you with every girl there.

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me with the switch

Based

It's just funposting
Not everything is meant to be an attack

If the one with smash bros. does not have only sweaty men i will be severely disappointed.

>funposting
I hate fun.

But if you clearly don't care, does that really count? Kinda like the sound of one hand clapping?

do you love hateposting then?

>KA-POW
>ASU
>OUCH
>KA-SPLAT
>OOF
>KA-BOOF
>WEEE
>WA-HEEY
>HA-ZOOOM
>SHIZAAAM
>HA-ZOOP

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Best one yet

Where you hooking it up though?

This thread is pretty funny

Is there any where I don’t get NTRd?

YAZOO

I dont get it

Yes, I hate all races.

it's only NTR if someone steals the controller

Is this some kind of mobility scooter with a built in TV/N64? Seems pretty cool

How can he NTR me if I don't know any of these people?

No, he clearly has a levitating TV set and console, how else do you explain that he has his feet up in the air?

actually, how big is that tv?

Just shut up and get cucked you faget.

It's a upbeat kind of strange funkish forest feel

>DIDDLY-DIDDLY-DIDDLY-DIDDLY-DIDDLY-DIDDLY-DIDDLY-DIDDLY DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN

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Seems even better quite honestly. Those bitches are just envious

First I need to somehow get laid or have romantic relationship

doOO DOOO DUH DUH

me driving the bus

Big if true

>no fake pokemon sounds
>no fake moves sounds
>no fake item sounds
>no fake capture pokemon sounds
Cmon user, don't disappoint me now

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>*video game sounds*

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