This is my wife Mara. Say something nice about her!

She looks like what boxxy probably looks like by now

I do it cause it makes faggots seethe. Lol the cartoon character is ruining your immersion.

Nah boxxy is actually still cute

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In that case she looks like boxxy after years of meth and failed rehabs.

This is my wife Lara. Say something nice about her!

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Her death scenes get me hard

They've finally realized they can sell coomers $20 females in games

If you're paying for Alex Zedra's likeness might as well go all out. People are just latching onto it because it's a female operator wearing a tank top with huge breasts.

Besides, the crux of the marketing has been focused on CIA Alex, Ronin, and the dog.

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It's $10 for the battlepass but it's also one of the last things unlocked.

So assuming a casual player can maybe get a battle pass rank up once a day, that gets you through maybe 40, 50 ranks? You want that skin you gotta shell out for the battle pass skips so tack on another $30, 40.

I can play as a dog?

What's wrong with her left deltoid?

No, it adds a universal execution animation that summons a dog, and the dog will walk with your operator in the pre-match lobby. If you could play as a dog everybody would play as a dog, imagine the hitboxes.

Also if your victim is a white female they will knot her instead

Ground War provides enough cumulative XP to rank you up every 2 or 3 games and Warzone is even more generous if you can make it to the end-game, when they did universal double progression when Warzone launched I was ranking up 3 times per game.

why do people care about skins in FPS games? You can't see your character

You're not wrong but
>Ground War

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haha mara means penis

Shit tier musclefu, Noi is better.

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Why are all AAA military games becoming these weird, ironic tendies caricatures? Who is advising these people on modern designs?

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I want to lick her feet!

>why do people care about skins in FPS games? You can't see your character
You actually can, the game renders your legs and uniform in first person and your body also casts its own shadow, executions are performed in third person view as well.

Likewise, some skins offer a tactical advantage.

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Nice gloves

Shame about everything else

Face of a basedboy teacher who got old

Who?

>skins exist that are appropriate for desert or urban environments and could conceivably help a player blend in
>anybody that bothers spending money on the cosmetics/battle pass picks the most ostentatious shit like bright red Minotaur, shirtless Yegor, or the lime green African warlord like it's fucking TF2

its part of the new age marxist religion, "inclusivity" is one of their main tenets

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>Ruining an AK with those sights
>Using anything but iron sights in CoD in the first place

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>anybody that bothers spending money on the cosmetics/battle pass picks the most ostentatious shit like bright red Minotaur, shirtless Yegor, or the lime green African warlord like it's fucking TF2
Triggering the enemy is a tactical advantage.

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When did he transition?

And you're a catch, I take it. Stones, throw, glass houses, etc.

and? why should I care if I'm here only for the tits?

>why yes we did let the purple-haired 300 lbs gu-*ahem "lady" that smells of cat-piss touch up the face scan.
>how could you tell?

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>tattoos

hahaha ebin post

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They're trying to spread their influence and dudebros are out, male feminists are in.

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>literal sonybro
lol

Cope, your waifu is built for the sole purpose of drain every drop of semen from a horses cock.

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>how to stovepipe 101

>hahaha get it i watch porn with horse on it i am ebin

Calm down user, it's just a joke

More like your husband

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This is the second time I've seen someone get banned for saying something negative about girls with tattoos.

Whoa whoa whoa,that girl's veneca and she was recruited by the CIAat age 15? Yeah bullshit at that girls from Venezuela are dancing reggaeton and trying to get plastic surgeries

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degenerates got mad last night because they got told why tattoos are almost always a bad idea

Is this real?

Discount Quiet.

I'm getting really annoyed that the Russians aren't getting any featured operators. I get that we're supposed to like the "good guys" but there really isn't any reason for me to get excited when I already have a 141 skin that I like. Meanwhile the russians are all stupid skins or wear bags on their heads.

Yeah, it's tier 85 of the battlepass.