Physical fags, have your copy shipped already?
Mine is arriving until April 16th
VII REMAKE
James Thomas
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Leo Thompson
>janky animations like Cloud sliding across the ground to open a chest or activate a switch
>visuals/graphics going to absolute shit after leaving Sector 8 (you can never return)
>the slums have some of the worst textures I've ever seen and makes Fallout 4 look good
>game looks even worse during daytime segments
>awful facial animations most of the time and NPCs look like absolute trash thanks to the AI system they used
>boring generic fetch quests that rival XV
>no new areas to explore in Midgar, just areas from the original padded out into hallways
>no upper plate exploration at all
>voice acting ranges from decent to trash and they ruined Sephiroth while Zack sounds like a joke
>Sephiroth shows up within an hour to tell Cloud he killed his mom with probably the worst voice acting in the entire game
>the underplate before Reactor 5 is beyond padded out and basically a boring maze-like area
>music for Air Buster fight is the only boss track that stays true to the original and you never hear it again as it's back to orchestral shit for the rest of the game
>ghosts showing up every 5 minutes to remind us about muh fate and destiny and other KH shit
>party AI is absolute fucking garbage and there isn't even a basic gambit system
>sewers and train graveyard are another example of shit going on for way too long
>some stupid ghost subplot at train graveyard that goes nowhere and makes no sense
>pillar fight was pretty cool but Japanese melodrama happens when characters have to talk for 10 minutes
>wall market is probably the only good part of the game but even that moved slow as fuck
>the wall climb is probably the ugliest part visually of the game and it's followed by shinra hq which actually looks really good so it's beyond jarring
>more boring slow padding with The Drum in Shinra HQ which really ruins it
>game goes complete KH mode shortly after and nothing of the original FF7 remains
>Zack is back too now because why not have another MC to make a side game with lol
Chase Hall
Cope
Mason Clark
*hides post and doesnt read*
Mine is coming 17, fuck this third world retail fuck fuck
Isaac Foster
Country?
Lincoln Diaz
IF I CANT SEE IT IT DOESN'T EXIST AND IT'S NOT TRUE
Asher Wood
Chile
Ayden Sullivan
tl;dr
Noah Fisher
I got mine last week and I'm on my second playthrough right now. Really liked it.
Luis Reyes
I can't wait for you faggots to find out this game is basically FFXIII mixed with KH. A fucking travesty that's ever shorter than XIII.
Cameron Ross
How do I get a hot latina bitch to crossbreed with
I'm half mexican, what am I even saying
Matthew Cook
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Charles Thompson
That's the most reddit reply I've gotten in years, incredible
Samuel Ortiz
Here in Mexico, our local game store are already shipping the game, Amazon Mexico is sending them out until April 16th tho
Isaiah Rivera
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Matthew Nguyen
Mexico has videogames? Do the dirt floors gunk up the airflow? Or are you wealthy and have tile floors?
Jordan Lewis
>*hides post and doesnt read*
Yes, throw your money at SE for another XIII and XV pile of mediocrity. Good goy.
Parker Baker
Yes, keep throwing your money away to so you can shit on everything. Good contrarian.
Liam Williams
Yes, we have games and sometimes we produce some of them
Chase Turner
It's nowhere near as bad as those games, but you can believe what you want if you need it for trying to force another tortanic.
Aaron Campbell
I'm just fuckin' with ya! I'm from Tecate but I can't speak Spanish. :(
Daniel Brooks
>It's nowhere near as bad as those games
It's literally shorter and has less content. At least those games don't have KH bullshit in them.
Jeremiah Anderson
Mine is comming Tuesday. Where my deluxe bros at? God I'm such a slut for steelbooks
Evan Rogers
It's going to be hilarious seeing these idiots crawl back after that fucking retarded ending.
Ethan Cook
Tecate is kinda gross desu
Zachary Lewis
>buy digital
>streamers/influencers play today
Every fucking time
James Powell
Not trying to force anything. It's genuinely a bad game.
Nolan Ross
Imagine buying this garbage time janny ruined story mangled version of a classic
Lincoln Rivera
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Blake Perez
I 100% the game, and confirm that people will look at it in hindsight and feel disappointment.
Colton Thompson
It gets the job done, least it isn't Natural Ice or Pabst lol
Juan Johnson
I got mine delivered just ten minutes ago. Currently installing now.
Logan Flores
I'm getting this for completion's sake, the music, and seeing the characters move about with better graphics than the PS2. I enjoyed dirge of the Cerberus so take this as you will.
Levi Taylor
FF7R took me 35 hours to beat and I didn't do everything in the arenas. I enjoyed my time with it from beginning to end, and I'm still enjoying it on my second playthrough on hard -mode.
FFXV took me somewhere around 60 hours to beat and I enjoyed maybe 3 hours of that.
Don't even remember how long it took for me to beat FFXIII but I remember the tutorial section being like 20 hours long and I didn't enjoy that much either.
Austin Davis
way to go, lobotomite consoomer...
Austin Bennett
Haha, he used the new inside joke on the 4chans but made it different like the even newer inside joke! XD
Ian Richardson
Barry please fuck off
Evan Jenkins
I was going to go physical but since Nomura couldn't keep his keyblade in his pants and sprinkled his fagrays all over the game, there's no point in betting on any value gain over time.
Jace Adams
People are seriously losing heir shit over people liking what they dont huh
Eli Watson
good part2 deserves to take a huge hit in sales and nomura deserves to be in the unemployment line
Jason Lee
i still have my old ff7 copy so i want to put them together for decoration purposes
Jose Nelson
You should add how the motorcycle segments are ass.
Sebastian King
Every single day since humanity started muttering it's unintelligible ape-speak.
Logan Green
>no argument
>better deflect to a boogeyman
Oliver Walker
Be white.
Thomas Jackson
Why do so many FFniggers hate Orchestra as of late? Is it because XIV doesn't use it so they have to define their music as 'good' by not using orchestra?
Henry Anderson
oh please dont try to push as if this was one sided.
you have one group of haters who misinterpret plot points to shit on the game and you have another group of delusional defenders that constantly repeat "changes in the story doesn't mean the story was changed!!!" like the brain dead imbeciles they are. Both sides can go suck a dick and nomura can dance of a cliff.
Oliver Miller
You haven't even played the game.
Ian Price
make sure to post pics, that's pretty cool. I wish I still had mine.
David Bennett
I'm so glad even Reddit is shitting on this game and what they did to the story
Levi Martin
Luckily I still have two day shipping through Best Buy so my deluxe edition copy will be here tomorrow
Not sure if I pause my Persona 5 Royal playthrough for this or not tho
Joseph Baker
>people got hype for XIII
>it was shit
>people got hype for XV
>it was shit
>people got hype for 7R
>it was shit
David Clark
Go back
Jaxson Turner
Watch this before you play the game, it's one of the only reviewers who isn't sucking SE's cock.
Ian Morris
>NOOO PLEASE NO NOT THE NORMIES TOO WE NEEDED THEM TO PRAISE IT
Asher Murphy
Funnily enough, I unironically enjoyed CC more than this game. Genesis is nothing compared to what they did to 7.
Camden Perry
>dat overbite
nO
Gabriel Robinson
>wasn't hype for FF7R at all thanks to XIII and XV being absolute pieces of shite
>got 7R early and really liked it
nice
Luis King
>Both sides are dumb! Heh, now I'm the smart one.
Joseph Mitchell
>normies
kys normalfag
Brayden Diaz
I liked xv
Liam Hill
>mmm I love eating this turd I knew was shit
Hunter Wright
But you're wrong because I said you are. The game was shit. My opinion is final. Accept it.
Joshua Wood
Ah yes, finally a reviewer that thinks like I do.
TORTANIC 2.0 HERE WE COME
Hunter Perry
She thicc
David Taylor
Then you have shit taste.
XV and this game are examples of how not to make a game. They fucking outsourced it day, they didn't care that much.
Aaron Scott
At this point, this video is the thing being shilled
Caleb Ward
You would...
Juan Bell
I like how you idiots can only bring up TORtanic.
Maybe try fucking calming down and looking at the criticism objectively.
David Roberts
Fat
Jack Foster
Bra's of a similar tone to skin colour (such as cream/pale yellow/very light pink on white skin) > starkly contrasting stand out Bras (such as bright red, or black bras on white skin/white bra's on dark skin). It makes the tiddy look much more soft tiddy is good.
Panties can be any colour as long as the vulva is puffy.
Eli Williams
As it should be. It's the most honest review out there. This game is the most padded game I've ever played.
Robert Brown
What the fuck is your malfunction?
I'm agreeing with you, dipshit.
Aiden Diaz
Yeah, preordered the Deluxe Edition from SE's store. It shipped monday from Las Vegas and its supposed to be delivered on fucking April 14th. Paid all that extra money for shipping for it to take that fucking long? They're even using UPS and if it was Ground I wouldve gotten it by now. Instead, they're using SurePost, which means it goes through the fucking Post Office system. You know damn well I'm complaining for a refund.
Adam Campbell
>It's the most honest review
Incorrect. It's the review that most aligns with your opinion
Aiden Jackson
It came in on the 1st, I already beat it a couple days ago. I enjoyed it but it sounds like a lot of others don't. Hope you have a fun time with it.
Lincoln Hill
a lot of others havent even played the game. Most people that played it enjoyed it a lot
Jason Sullivan
well anyone pretending only one side is retarded in these constant debates is just wrong, it has nothing to do with being "smarter"
Sebastian Hall
He's frothing so hard over his opinion that he's biting at everything that comes near him.
Grayson Evans
Why didn't they just do FF7 but with modern visuals and gameplay?
Why did they feel the need for bad KH fanfic tier time travel janny and alternate dimension shit?
Jason Anderson
Yes, because I've actually played the fucking game, and know he's absolutely right about everything. Other reviewers are cowards.
Liam Allen
maybe if she worked out once in her life
Carter Torres
My physical deluxe is arriving april 14th, I have off this week and refuse to wait, so I'm purchasing digital on PS4. I really don't want to cancel my physical deluxe though so I may end up fucked over buying 2 copies. What I'm going to try to do is buy the digital, play it until the 14th and then attempt to refund the digital and use my physical deluxe. It probably won't work, but whatever I have plenty of cash.
James Morgan
This game is bad, but it won't be another TORtanic. A lot of newcomers will most likely like it.
Irony.
Dylan Bell
How do you actually consider the game overall though?
I also beat the game, and if asked if I enjoyed the game I would say yes, but I don't think the game is that good. Like a 7.5/10. Good but nothing more.
Ian James
Review this. *unbuckles buster sword*
Chase Cooper
>Other reviewers are cowards.
Incorrect. You just don't agree with them.
Liam Stewart
Got my copy today