That kid who bunnyhopped to class

did she respawn?

my classmate threw herself off a building high on shrooms.
Also another classmate from primary school stabbed a couple 50 times between them over a dime bag, the girl survived. He's serving 40 years I think.

>that kid who FADC'd to school

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>that kid who tried to clip into the girl's locker room and then got stuck in the wall forever

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I honestly didn't know black people went hunting

>Everyone was making frogger jokes about the girl's roadkill death for weeks
thats so mean

>that one kid who double jumped up the stairs

Nah he was white. Alaska has like no black people. My graduating class only had one and he was cool.

literally how Mean Girls ends

that kid who masturbated in class

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Maybe but she got the speed limit around the school reduced to 30mph so literally everyone was upset

kid in my yea managed to kill his entire family and THEN himself. sat next to him for a few classes (alphabetical order), never said a thing to him

damn, any motive found out and how did he do it?

>no gun safety
>alaska
figures

maybe he wouldn't have flipped if you tried to be his friend

he came in the soup

Did that once on a dare, didn't get caught.
Fun was had

>that kid who glitched from elementary school straight to prom night, lost his virginity at 8 years old and became an alcoholic wife beater on a dead end job by the time he was 13
Crazy shit

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what's she gonna do huh?

too bad he wasn't a native. they're fucking cockroaches here

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I unironically lost my virginity at 8 fooling with my also 8 cousin (female obv).
I still don't know how we managed but there was actual penetration.
Not that knew what we were doing

>that classmate who you thought was your friend until he offered to suck your dick
shouldn't have said yes

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jock who was pretty much an all-star and the only classes i had with him the teachers would love him, mentioned people scouting at a few of the games for him
never showed any signs of depression but he just killed himself one day, i heard his suicide note said something about the weight of the pressure bearing down on him more than anything in the world

>that kid who backwards longjumped through his mother's womb once his arms body was formed

I lost my virginity at 4.
an 8 year old girl who used to bully me took me into the woods, stripped me naked, and rubbed her crotch on my face and pp.
shit was cash, I think it's why I like femdom and feet.

not sure what brought it on, all I know is they had a gun in the house and he got them all around the same time. the school didn't even formally address it until after other kids started picking up on the story

That's pretty hot ngl

There were 3, actuially. One overdosed, one suicided when his mom found out he's bi and the third was a girl who got drunk remembering the first one and fell out of the window.

Did this once is sixth grab entirely through my pocket while stealing glances at girl's boobs. Also once in college while working in the writing lab, somebody posted a working brazzers login on Yas Forums and it felt like a shame to waste it

We kept doing it until 10 or so then it became super awkward when we became more self aware.
We've never talked as adults about it, but I know it's on her mind the same as it is in mine.

cool italian kid who I got a graphics card from and played CS, fallout with and showed me penumbra when I had not fucking idea what it was. His heart just stopped working out of the blue

Some piano whiz kid, killed himself.
Used to play N64 together a lot, I still remember talking about OoT 24/7 when it just came out. We had grown apart for years before he died though.

A while before he died he invited everyone on his friend list to a group chat but didn't say anything. I thought it was some prank or maybe a mistake, so I didn't think much about it and just left.

do you ever stroke it to her?

Some jock kid that dropped out early ended up getting bone cancer and fucking dying when the rest of us were in our final year.
One of his friends ended up jumping in front of a train a few years later.

Just TALK TO HER ABOUT IT
YOU CAN HAVE FEMDOM WIFE
The fucking world is ending, economy will collapse in like 2-3 month. You have literally nothing to lose now, just do it, you fucking faggit.

that's fucked.
We had a kid with leukemia but he pulled through.

Not really I have way better things to think about and I live with my gf so no need to fap much, but I could do it, it's a hot memory not a bad one

same for me. I still get horny thinking about when I got molested.

I'm not the femdom guy, I'm

>guy who was in my spanish lessons who wasn't popular but had a good couple of friends
>heard from a classmate that the guy got pelted by a car
>the guy never came back to school and everybody acted like he didn't exist in the first place, not even his own friends

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A girl in my class with her friends got drunk and into a car.
They all died in a crash except the driver

>the third was a girl who got drunk remembering the first one and fell out of the window
lol

Oh. Got you two mixed up, haha.

>gym teacher got arrested for sexually assaulting kid on my last year at the high school
>the teacher announced this as it was happening

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my geography teacher got busted for soliciting sex with minors lmao

Russia, sir.
I also kinda liked that girl, she was weird herself and didn't mind me being weird. Maybe I hoped something could start. Shame she died.

you dodged a bullet, vlad.
People who are fond of junkies aren't good people themselves.

wait was the kid legit getting fucked while they announced it??

>that kid who shinesparked to school
>it was before the GBA Metroid games so he didn't have enough health and died

My physics teacher had a new schoolgirl bitch every two years. Everyone knew he fucked them but nobody cared, even his wife (older than him), cause becoming his 'concubine' was a fucking long 2-3 year chore of hanging around his lab and tolerating his chinese\tea\martial arts-weeb ass so everyone rightly thought that girls were 100% willing.
On my graduation course he had two christian horse girls who looked 13 when they were 18. Before that, some sandnigger bitch with big tiddies and ass and before that a skinny art hoe. That man was and is based.

ATTENTION ALL GAMERS
user IS NOW BEING MADE A FEMALE BITCH BY OUR GYM TEACHER
DO NOT RESIST

>busted for soliciting sex with minors
so he and his shotabros were getting some tight pussy, i take it?

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I remember this one incident where a kid at school got killed because a truck driver had parked on a slope without the handbrakes

I dont know why but I read this in psychicpebbles voice

>that kid on the american server who smurfed the low level grinding areas til the mods banned him

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why doesn't Zach get his septum fixed? He's funny but damn is his nasal voice grating.