WOO

BEEDOO.. BEEDOO.. BEedoo.. beedoo.. beedoo

it'll be even better in fps

That's comfy, would live in City 17.

WOOOO

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YOU HAVE BEEN SENTENCED TO PERMANENT OFF WORLD RELOCATION

what do they actually do when somebody gets sentenced to that
do they just work as slaves on another planet or something

Kino

sauce

youtube.com/watch?v=Wu7PwGOOdtM

I love Combine and Overwatch chatter
youtube.com/watch?v=YJZiIjyeT78

Probably forced to fight in some bumfuck proxy war in another dimension or something

I would unironically love a game that takes place in the half-life universe where you play as some alien race fighting off a combine invasion of your dimension or planet and you see trans-dimensional branch of of the human combine soldiers.

>Distant ra-ta-ta-tah.

Imagine Airstrip One and City 17 merged into an ungodly continent

THAT'S SOUND OF THE POLICE

I fucking love it when games have good sound design.

>Being hunted by combine
>"Alyx confirmed friendly."
>"Hey Alyx, it's us!"
>"Hold fire, Alyx is friendly."
Very cool and weird detail they added. I haven't tried actually putting my hands up and surrendering.

they actually mock you if you fall for it from what i understand

COAGULATE
FLAM

that part was really unsettling

This part of the game is so comfy. I purposely fuck around as much as I can before I have to get on with the story.

youtube.com/watch?v=TxqaO8vf2RY

cock and ball torture, mr freeman

youtube.com/watch?v=5-CxCUZsDHc

which part of the game was this? I don't remember it

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i prefer this mind you
youtu.be/0BhFx0rWLUc

Later half of the game when you are going through all the buildings where the combine are cleaning up all the bio contamination.

youtu.be/aKB_1Yz9hww
1:36

hmm. I must have missed this

hey alright

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why does nobody criticize Gordon, Kleiner and Eli for the black mesa incident? people act like Gordon is Jesus when they meet him but nobody ever acknowledges that he's part if why everything went so wrong in the first place. He was a scientist, not some random security guard.

they were mere pawns.

THATS THE SOUND OF THE BEAST

SS officers tried saying that at the Nuremberg trials

the nuremberg trials were a sham

makes sense, since they were the good guys

Fuck, I always thought it was
>SOUND DAT I MISS

that's besides the point, what I'm saying is people would look for someone to blame for the invasion and Gordon was involved in it because of BM. he would be an obvious target

99% of people aware of their direct involvement in inadvertently triggering the resonance cascade are dead.

There were no good guys in WW2.

Finns and Poles did nothing wrong.

what? everyone in the game talks about black mesa and know that gordon stopped it, they know he was there. I think it's the writer simply not acknowledging it

>Finns did nothing wrong.
>Allied with the Axis

Only to defend themselves from Soviet invasion.

ATTENTION INDIVIDUAL; YOU ARE NOW CHARGED WITH CAPITAL MALCOMPLIANCE

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because only the vorts know he was involved, and all they care about was him killing Nihilanth and ending the cascade. that’s why they only know about his heroism, because that’s all the vorts tell them about gordon

>horrible but top notch

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Finns killed a lot of frozen russians before they allied.

Learn to read

so they're covering his involvement because..? shouldn't Gordon be wracked with guilt alongside Eli and Kleiner? I just don't think the writers acknowledged this. people know they were at black mesa and nobody asks any questions

why would they feel guilty? they weren't responsible for the resonance cascade. breen aquired the sample that caused it from gman. they were the ones responsible for it, not the guy who just happened to be the one that pushed the fucking cart into the beam lmao