DUDE JUST STAY HOME PLAYING VIDYA AND STUDYING ALL DAY UNTIL WE FIND A SOLUTION FOR THIS UNTIL NEXT YEAR OR SO...

>friend tells me to play quake 3
>play quake 3
>all servers are filled with bots
why am I always late to the party

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>Studying
You must be 18 or older to post here. Nobody who isn't in college shouldn't be on this board by now.

welcome to our world normalfag

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>not pegged
you don't deserve a big titty goth

How do these normalfags even find this place?

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>UNTIL NEXT YEAR OR SO
Bill Gates already confirmed the quarantine won't go away for the next 3-4years

git gud scrub

well I mean he WANTS us to suffer so he has an excuse to implant the microchips in us and make a few bucks off it

>tfw was basically a neet already but used to take regular long walks to blow off some steam and go to restaurants and now that both of them are gone I've been more stressed and depressed than ever
Worst of both worlds, don't have the advantage of calming down from years of work but get a lot of the disadvantages of being forced inside

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Then why do you have suicidal thoughts?!?!?!?!!?

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>Received 2000 Justinbux today
>Having the time of my life drinking, playing vidya, and watching anime, not waking up at the crack of dawn to go to a shitty job I fucking hate
Thank you, Corona-chan!

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Nobody gets any pleasure from it though, I'm cool with a futa goth but those ain't real.

Ah yes, Bill gates, the mastermind behind medical practices. Surely his words are those of god itself.

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>3-4 years
I honestly doubt that

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>finally get to experience NEET life everyone on Yas Forums has been bragging about
>it's fucking boring

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>duuuude I'm going psychoooooo I have to sit inside!!!!

shut the fuck up retard nigger

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>can't see the boys
>can't see my gf
>can't see my grandma
>stuck at home doing nothing but playing video games, walking, and sleeping
How the fuck did I do this in High School?

Bold assumption

implying i leave my house anyway

>wait until next year
realistically it will probably die off during the summer, even earlier than that if the whole social distancing thing goes well (which it really isn't due to dumb teenagers and religious people), and if it does turn seasonal we'll have the vaccine ready next time it comes around

Good thing I'm already quite mad then.

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This I live on a mountain at 7000 feet, the sun will 100% kill the virus with how magnified the rays are in summer here.

Yeah this will basically what will happen, plus there’s the Asymtomatic cases as well that play a factor

>the mastermind behind medical practices
Bill Gates controls the WHO dipshit, look it up
ofc lockdown will lessen, but public events and such will be off limits for years, also mandatory vaccinations, mandatory face masks, travel control, etc are necessary
it's all on YT

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YUH YUH YUH YUH

>he isn't still working
Must be hard being a lowly wagie that doesn't matter at all to the economy

That's the kind of shit the dumb hicks in West Virginia were saying before they started to get cases.

He controls the financial outcome of the WHO. not the WHO itself.

>Be me, severe special ed teacher
>Dont have to do shit, not like you can teach special ed over the internet
>Sit around in my undies playing vidya all day while still getting paid
>It hasnt even been a month and this is projected to last until at least next school year
>Happier than i have been in years

>now can work at home
>no more painful +2+ hour bus trips
>could wake up just a few minutes before starting my shift if I so want, but I'd rather shower anyway
>can use my phone, shitpost in Yas Forums or play vidya while waiting for clients to call
>all that money saved from no more eating outside or public transport
>have actually started working out and lifting to kill some time while working
>and have returned back to drawing after several months of procrastination

Nah, it is absolutely comfy. I think the only downside is that I've been craving a lot of sweets recently because sometimes I get bored and I want something sweet to eat like a cake or ice cream. Last week I bought a cake for my family, today I just bought another one. Other than that, life is pic related.

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>Be me
>Wagecuck
>Have the same thought every day that I just want to quit and NEET with the savings I have
>Finally get to NEET as I'm forced to stay at home indefinitely
>First week is amazing
>Play so many video games and watch lots of anime
>Week 2
>Bored shitless and actually want to go back to work

The NEET life is great they said.

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I'll have a large fries with that

Yes, in the dead of winter. Getting a sunburn up here in the summer is more common than getting a cold in the snow.

Only normie extroverts are going insane, feel bad for them desu

I've been in my room for the past 3 weeks only leaving to eat food, use the bathroom or go to the grocery store(awful experience). I feel tired everyday and I'm drinking a lot of coffee. I don't wanna play games all day because I get more tired.

Basically it's cool to have time off but I also miss my friends and family
What people like OP (I assume) and I want is the option to continue study/work in home at choice, and to also be allowed human contact

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>Teaching special ed in his undies
Your obvious pedophile background practically writes itself.

I've been on hold for 6 hours for my justin bux today. The ride will not stop help

>tfw making my own yeast so I can bake on my own

This virus is a blessing unless you're the unfortunate soul that works at walmart/mcdonalds

My N95 mask is on its way out. Soon I’ll have to go to work with a pillowcase safety pinned to my face.

Literally said I wasn't a wage cuck in my post, stupid

Did you have to apply for that, or does it just show up randomly if you filed? I still dont get it.

I just want to go back to the gym again

Hex playing boomer shooters

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>its all on youtube!
and the earth is flat and controlled by reptillians

>financial outcome
financers control the org dipshit, do u even keep up with news?
Drumpfff got mad bc the bosses of the WHO are on china's payroll just today

Not him, but the only people working right now that aren't law enforcement are grocery stores, supermarkets, and fast food workers. So yes, you did.

the world is your gym user, I go to the playground and do arm stuff on the monkey bars, I take a long walk on the nature trail, sit ups and push ups on the floor.

Invest in a dumbbell/bar if you need to

You have to apply for the CERB through the website, or in my case, i have to call to update my address for some reason

Actually can I just get a small soda too

>Britishfag
>Being paid by the government to sit at home all day playing games
>About to make £2000 this month and I'll I've done is play games

The good life

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>quarantined
>curfew instated
>mfw I'm such a neet that my life hasnt changed at all other than buying food less often
Its kind of depressing.

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Oh I hope so

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>do u even keep up with news?
No. because politics are stupid. Why do you watch TV still when it hasn't been relevant, or interesting in the past 9 years?

Based

>you totally won't go fucking insane
bitch, this is a shining example of why internet is useful

I was laid off the 25th, and my job had been paying me to stay home for a week or so up to that point, so I applied for EI and they just swapped it over to CERB

Based. My boss has finally allowed me to work from home and I'm having basically the same experience.

You can still go for walks/ hangout with friends/ still. Also I work in medical so free time is never ever now.

>mfw this has been my life for 5 years now

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>Hangout with friends
Not here you can't.

>he doesn't have a comfy salaried job where he can come and go as he pleases that hasn't been shut down because there's only 3 people there at a time
Sad life you must lead, wage-cuck

Only a matter of time. Salary jobs are non-essential. You're gonna get hit HARD by the government

>i literally have no idea what's going on
>lamo news are stoppid

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Nihilism is only phase 1 of extended isolation
The suicidal thoughts leave when you transition to absurdism and learn to appreciate the beauty in everything's pointlessness

Feel.
I miss riding my bike but now I feel like if I leave the vicinity of my house I'll walk into someone's coof cloud from 20 minutes ago and catch it.

>Comparing the 'comfort' of still going into work with the comfort of being home not working
Laughing my ass off at you. I'm salaried too and my job's been shut down for 3 weeks. Still making just as much money.

I dont.

>he works at a place that didn't contractually agree to pay you your salary even if the government shuts down operations
How far up Mr. Shekelstein's ass is your nose, wagie?

The game is 20 years old, dude.

I thought most wagies still had to work.

>Nobody who isn't in college shouldn't be on this board by now.

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Life has not changed much for most of the fags here.

>Still making just as much money.
but for how long?
don't you realize there's gonna be massive layoffs when companies realize it's a YEARS long ordeal??

I'm realizing I really did appreciate the tiny bit of social interaction I got on weekends when drinking with friends, or talking with my awful feminist coworkers. But this is completely fine.

>Salary jobs are non-essential
>You're gonna get hit by the government

but how? Unless he gets fired the government has very little say. If anything he's better off since the government doesn't have to worry about floating him financially or with him screwing the unemployment numbers

I hope this situation mass redpills all normalfags how completely pointless going to an office to do computer work is and was. If a job is doable from home, it should always be done at home. Fuck offices and fuck wagie commutes, fuck business clothes and fuck social peers.

This is almost as stupid as believing it’s not “just a flu”

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Did you read like every 3rd word?

I pray more and more americans die off from the virus

>it's a YEARS long ordeal??

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>there are people that will go crazy if they cannot go out for anything other than work, food, or medicine
We live in the age of cell phones and video conferencing, and yet impatient baby boomer and spring breakers still feel like they're being socially oppressed just because their states say to not interact with a lot of people

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Yikes

>he works at a job that he doesn't even like going to
What a sad life you have

>stupid
>the most influential, educated, affluent people in history are stoopid i'm le only smart one bc i post on 4chen xD
ok

She took that like a champ, that's almost hot