BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE

BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE

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Alright guys, what the fuck is Gladius, and is it worth playing?

THE FIGHT IS HERE

40k Civ minus diplomacy. Its good right now but not really a must buy and it being combat only turns some people off. Will become great if the devs keep working on it and releasing new content in the future.

STEAL REIGN

i don't get it

How many factions does it have right now? 4? I might pick it up if it gets a lot of updates.

BROTHER I AM HIT

I can't believe they let DoW3 kill the franchise. I wish they could just admit it was their own design choices and not the franchise itself.

5 there are tau, maybe tyranids too.

It was so fucking outrageous of them, both MOBA veterans they "consulted" and fans of the DoW series alike told them with no doubt, this was a terrible game and going to be a total disaster. And they didn't listen, neither to the fans nor the people they specifically sought out for advice. How do you even become so stupid?

Sounds like a case of typical arrogant devs who get a vision into their head and just become obsessed with it against all logic

Did it surprise anyone? DoW2 wasnt a bad game but it felt like it didn't belong in the same franchise. Only made sense that 3 was just as bad about it. Last Stand is the only reason I play DoW2 anyway though, which is also drastically different, but in a way that wasn't shite.

NOH! IT IS THE ENEMY WHO WILL DIE!

YOU HAVE CAPTAIN DIOMEDES

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ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR

Eliphas...YOU TREASONOUS DOG!

THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW
SCREAM TO BE HEARD

>Space Marines
>Chaos
>Orks
>Necrons
>Guard
>Niddies
>Tau

The Tau claim this thread for the Greater Good.

MAIM KILL BURN

Araghast the Pillager, Master of Hounds and the Lash of the Black Legion was too pure for this world.

It's actually kinda hilarious and sad that the Tau are so naive about the universe. When chaos gets to them they're fucked.

MMmm...No.

I think not.

YES. YES, YOU WILL NEED A TANK FOR ME

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MEHTUL BAWKZES

WE NEED A NEW DRIVER

THIS ONE IS DEAD

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>fail the Emperor
>nothing happens. he prob loves you anyway. at least you tried

>fail chaos
>get sent to Bastilla of Torment

why would anyone worship chaos?

You can always count on osttrupp.
No really. You can.

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Nah, they are the Mary Sue faction. Nothing majorly bad is gonna happen to the Tau

IT IS THE

>Believing the emperors lies
He doesnt love you loyalist, you are just his disposable pawn.

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I will endure a thousand deaths before I yield

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For power, lack of faith in the emperor, manipulated into it, lots of reasons really. Psykers and mutants are probably pretty sensitive to manipulation and warp fuckery which explains it imo

Chaos is the mary sue faction. Plenty of bad things happen to the Tau, namely getting their shit pushed in by Nids.

I suffer neither one ork, nor a thousand

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>my gob wen da 'ummies worry more 'bout oose boot ta lick den who ta krump

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it's good if you like hex-based wargames.

I do like hex-based wargames.

the necron after action reports are some of the most unsettling tidbits I've listened to.
>the necrons, with no one left to fear them, and no one left to Die, simply moved on

>Chaos is the mary sue faction.
Chaos is the jobber faction, what the fuck are you smoking?

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Bout to pull up a game of DoW.

What faction do I play?

>Chaos is the jobber faction
that would be eldar
Name a single time where eldar have won and not just been KO'd by the imperium overreacting to their presence.

Eldar

>tfw I bought a pack of pathfinders weeks ago and STILL have yet to begin gluing them together
bros I think I might actually be addicted to vidya

Because Slaanesh is capable of fulfilling every fantasy and beyond, delivering such sensation that a mortal could never dream of it and half the Imperium just wants some real bread and cheese. Or to stop feeling hungry. Or to be in charge of the fake bread and cheese. Or to kill the people forcing them to eat fake bread and cheese. They fall by degrees. When a terrorist organization goes recruiting they get angsty, impoverished youths and feed them.

What the hell was his problem

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Chaos is currently the writers pet and has already killed one setting off. They are as strong as they need to be at a moments notice because someone likes edge when, time and time again, even the most staunch enemies set aside everything to push chaos shit in since they represent the hard end of fun times.

I bought my first starter kit recently user, comes in Saturday so I can get comfy and put shit together and paint. The trick is to play games that dont take a huge amount of investment. For this im probably gonna replay an old pokemon game or something

BRATHA I CAN TAKE IT!

Nice Warhammer MMO ya got there...

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>still no shitty 40k gacha game

What's jii dubbs doing?

There's the horus heresy card game, but it isn't really a gacha. It's also surprisingly good

>Being a nazi in a game run by vodkakin
Cyka blyat
There are multiple shitty mobages, but them not having dipped into gacha is just due to them exploring every other scummy route with mobages.

All of their brainpower is going towards figuring out how to execute TTS and Astartes without tremendous backlash, since the former developed a better canon and the latter created a better short story compared to other stories, with potential for more.

'UMMIES,I...

>he doesn't know

I thought at first by TTS you meant tabletop simulator. Honestly i wouldn't be surprised if they take it out too at this rate.

Chaos is and always had been GW's pet faction, the only reason they haven't wiped 40k out is because AoS was poorly received at launch. The jobber faction is and always has been Eldar.

RIGHT BEHIND YOU BROTHER, JUST A COUPLE OF XENOS IN THE WAY!

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Give it a month. Psychic Awakening is turning them into Imperium 3.0.

>The jobber faction is and always has been Eldar.
Imagine being an Eldar in 40k. What am absolutely wretched existence. You never get a single win on your own, the closest is mutual draw or being sidekick to somebody else. Your big borderline daemon super-unit is constantly being beaten, shot, or trampled to death by the regular chads of other factions. You have millennia of training, practice, and experience and it means jack shit because the moment something gets into melee range you're going to get disemboweled, even if you're one of the melee-oriented warriors.
And in the end you're post-death options are either the crystal retirement home (until you get pulled out to go die on a backwater) or the eventual literal vore Hell.

BROTHER
I AM HIT
WHY SHOULD I?

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To be honest, them being constantly fucked over is lore relevant considering Slaanesh owns their souls or some shit

>only weeks
I have a pathfinder team box and a lootas & burnas team box sitting on my shelf for like 6 years now and haven't even opened them.

BROTHER