Why aren't there any games about being a roman soldier? Is it because it would be no fun to play as someone who is invincible?
Why aren't there any games about being a roman soldier...
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*Laughs in Cannae*
>Invincible
>Obvious weak spots
Pick one.
Battles with infantry had low turnover and tactics with cavalry were rudimentary
>"We're invincible! We're the best civilization ever!"
>*collapses*
>*Gets bodied by Visigoths*
Name one.
Ryse?
Assassin's Creed: Odyssey?
For Honor?
I said games, not dogshit.
There's a Legionary's Life.
literally no counter play
For Honor is easily the best combat system to come out of the west.
>why are there no games
>here's games
>THOSE ARE NOT GAMES, I SAID REAL GAMES
Kill yourself stupid fucking nigger.
>plague the empire for ONE THOUSAND years, getting literally genocided multiple times
>finally trigger a rapefugee crisis and topple Rome after fleeing to it for safety
>w-we did it, germans n-number one!!
*laughs in German*
For Honor plays too much like a fighting game. Only blacks play those.
>Assassin's Creed: Odyssey
Isn't this one about Athens and Sparta?
It is the whitest white person game there is.
Fine. I will try it.
>zoomer discovers history
That's cute. But sorry to disappoint, if you want Michael Bay styled action shit you won't any, I would recommend you different games but something tells me you're not the strategy/thinking type.
>look it up
>there's literally $100 worth of DLC
what the fuck is this shit
I want something like these:
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Don't know of any other non-shit ones.
>zoomer
I'm 30. I've been reading greco-roman literature/history since I was 13.
>I would recommend you different games but something tells me you're not the strategy/thinking type.
Something tells me you're an underage retard that only plays paradox shit and now you have no response.
Beat me to it
>invincible
The next one is supposedly set in Imperial Rome If the industry survives the Big Sicky
The first one
>They plan to ruin Rome the way they ruined Egypt and Greece
embarrassing cope
Lmao what the fuck
>just kidding, lol
Rate em
3 is best
Play Age of Decadence
played it, pretty good but short
Eastern faithful Rome> heretical Pagan failure western Rome
>Converting to a jewish religion
>Faithful
I will forever hate the Germans for fucking over Rome twice. Hoping for a hypermutation of corona to wipe out the entirety of Germany
>jewish religion
Okay rabbi, Jews are called jews because they rejected Christ.
As long as I’m able to explore the Eternal City in its heyday in 4k, i dont really care.
t. Miaphysite, Monothelite, Henotikon Emperors
>everyone talks about how obtuse and challenging AoD is
>I bumblefuck my way to resurrecting a god and helping it create an empire in about 4 hours
Ez
vapid points against a pax romana soldier.A bit like retorting to an American victory in world war 2 that the new American republic in 2600 was defeated by the central American alliance.
A Greek Orthodox homosexual Byzantine Emperor and violent usurper was teaching a class on Alexios Angelos, known debt evader
"Before the class begins you must get on your knees and worship Alexios Angelos and accept that he was the most majestic Roman Emperor the world has ever known, even greater than Constantine the Great!"
At this moment a brave, patriotic, pro-Catholic Templar Banker-Knight who had bankrupted over 1500 Muslims on a Crusade and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all economic decisions made by the Pope stood up and held up a fresh Septuagint
"Who compiled this Bible, caesaropapist?"
The treacherous Emperor smirked quite Turkicly and smugly replied "The Roman scribes you stupid barbarian"
"Wrong. It's been 1,000 years since the Roman Empire fell. If it is 1,400 years old and Greece, as you say, is the home of the Romans, then why don't you possess the Eternal City of Rome itself?"
The Emperor was visibly shaken and dropped his gaudy icon and copy of Plutarch's Parallel Lives. He stormed out of the room crying those Greek crocodile tears. The same tears Greeks cry for the "disgraced Romans" when they jealously try to claw justly earned land from the deserving Crusaders. There is no doubt that at this point our Emperor, Basileus Palaiologos, wished he had more strictly enforced the East-West Union as agreed upon at the Council of Florence. He wished so much that he had the Imperial Sword to kill himself from embarrassment, but he himself had pawned it off to the Venetians!
The students applauded and all joined the Holy Roman Empire that day and accepted Pope Eugene IV as Christ's Vicar on Earth. A double-headed eagle named "Serenissima" flew into the room and shed a tear on the chalk. Dies Irae was sung several times, and the Doge himself showed up and enacted a liquidation of debtors' assets across the country to renovate St. Peter's Basilica
The Emperor lost Constantinople and died of the Black Debt the next day
Probably because running marathons for months and crucifying homeless people every now and then wouldn't make for great gameplay.
>banker knight
((( )))
Silence, Greek
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and most iconic
Based and Latin-pilled
10/10
>g*rm*ns get bodied by Romans like 934 times
It is nothing
>g*****s get fucking annihilated by avrelian
g*rmany has the greatest military thinkers, r-r-right g-guys haha?
>*rma*s win once
G*RMS FOREVER!!!
cringe
fucking latin cucks ruined europe
Who is this slut?
you are not the only one, fellow romaboo
I am still waiting for a meteor to finally turn germania into wasteland
just buy the base game, if you're good you will get the Centurion and Gladiator in couple of days
>germans getting defeated by Romans
Name five battles.
Battle at the Harzhorn
Battle of Nicopolis
Battle of Pavia
Battle of Fano
Battle of Naissus
Why is Germany still allowed to exist?
>For Honor is easily the best combat system to come out of the west.
I sincerely hope you don't believe this
Isnt it in Scandinavia?
It's a dumbed down version of mount and blade combat
5>6>2>1>3>4
did you go to any of;
>italy
>greece
>turkey
>croatia
>lebanon
if not you should, in that order
faithful to what
eastern "orthodoxy" only lead to more internal schisms and never attempted to proselytize anyone outside of its sphere
Imagine
You spelled built wrong
Did Romans actually wear these in battle? They are complete armor aesthetic sex
>Eastern faithful Rome
>anything but venetian and turkish cocksleeves
The masks are ceremonial I think
I've been to Italy and Greece. Turkey and Lebanon are middle eastern shitholes.
I'm Croatian.
>several games about playing roman soldier exists
Try using google next time.