>state the obvious fact that pic related is a shit game with no sales >LOL U POOR >SEETHING >MY 60 FRIENDS ALREADY BOUGHT THE GAME :^) >I HAVE NO ARGUMENTS AND I MUST SHIT >DELET THIS >FAILOUT: CAMPO SANTO >THE WORLD IS Yas Forums >EVERYONE BOUGHT VR >VALVE MADE ANOTHER HALF LIFE
>post pic of steam charts that show no interest in pic related >BUT IT JUST RELEASED >BUT THEY'LL PATCH IT >BUT VALVE INDEXES ARE WAITING ON DELIVERY >YOU POOR PEOPLE ARE RUINING VIDEO GAMES >VALVE SAVE ME
>hasn't played the game >claims it's shit based on absolutely nothing
Sebastian Moore
i don't care i just want to be in a relationship with alyx and also fuck her
Parker Gonzalez
>post pic of steam charts that show no interest in pic related What? It's charting above almost every VR title, and it's release blew every other VR title completely out of the water.
>"YOU'RE JUST POOR!!!" yells the vrcuck, as he fails to find a real counter argument
John Morales
>other VR title so, it sold like shit?
Blake Clark
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T COMPARE APPLES TO APPLES YOU HAVE TO COMPARE THEM TO ORANGES >IF YOU DON'T IT MAKES ME LOOK COMPLETELY CRAZY NOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
Wyatt Brown
You guys are still mad about this? Is this gonna be the new Bloodborne?
Jackson Phillips
>games >apples and oranges >I HAVE NO ARGUMENT AND I MUST SHIT
William Sullivan
>it has lower sales as compared to traditional games Yhat's your entire argument you cretin. Don't expect people to look at you as a peer, cuz you are not, your IQ is below what US considers minimum to be viable for military service. You don't eat crayons, you eat literal shit
I mean if it isn't just trolling, it takes a special kind of stupid to compare the sales of a niche medium to games anybody can play. Valve already said it well exceeded their expectations, so it's a success whichever way you spin it.
Landon Phillips
>HL2 physics integration Shoot objects at enemies Make counterweights Flipping your car over >HLA physics integration move pile of boxes because they are in the way
Im pretty fucking disappointed by gameplay. Boneworks in core is way better. it needs more enemy types tho
Jonathan Morales
it's most likely trolling, but it takes special kind of person to engage in shitstorm he himself created.
Adrian Smith
I played it on my phone with a janky program that kept disconnecting my 3Dof controllers and a Kinect and had a shitton of fun.
Yeah I was really missing boneworks innovation of getting your body stuck on everything, items handling like a wet pool noodle, and the broken puzzles.
Levi Morris
The game was free for me since I bought the index when it was first released.
valve is creatively BANKRUPT they are so disconnected from gamers it's not even funny. tragic rip. keep hiring those people you're hiring valve, you're on a winning streak
Isaiah Gutierrez
I beat the game in 11 hours then took me about 4 to replay the game again. What is there to do in this game for 39 hours?
Juan Gonzalez
>state the obvious fact
But you haven't user. and neither have any of you poorfags. You state a rash conclusion and then try and back it up with opinions about the gameplay, not 'facts'. The problem is even those opinions are flawed because they're on an experience which you haven't had yourself.
Me and my brother took turns playing (Made sure I beat the game first so I didn't spoil the story) so the game was idling for a quite a bit of time.
Henry Miller
>If you say you're well experienced in VR and say it's good, you just have 'buyer's remorse'
Has to be one of the more stupid arguments I see in these threads. You can sell headsets back and right now with the shortage, you could probably charge more than Valve/Oculus.
Luis Lee
>state the obvious fact that game is made to move hardware, not make money from unit sales >just ignore that and make the same thread again an hour later
I don't even have VR, but this TORtanic shit is out of control now
I just can't associate with VR users. Anyone who feels the need to "escape" the real world into a virtual one probably has severe mental illness, and I am fucking enraged Valve chose to cater to them instead of their long time established fanbase for Alyx
Camden Nelson
Nobody wants to associate with you anyway.
Anthony Long
I think it's proof that there's no actual people who are against VR. Just trolls fishing for cheap (you)s by repeating stuff they know is false.
Parker Scott
>most people don't have the money for both vr and a beefy computer, so they don't buy it >vr sales are relatively low WOW WHAT A MYSTERY
Evan Evans
>DONT U ALL HAVE PHONES????
Christian Smith
>no sales >on a platform with less users than PDA's in 2020 hmm gee i wonder why it doesn't have good sales
Brandon Sanchez
This game felt like the next electronic entertainment evolution and I literally can’t go back to flat games anymore, fuck this game is fun and impressive
Christian Foster
getting mad at the gnome
Julian Jackson
just ignore it until it fades into complete obscurity and is completely forgotten like everyone else. should take about a week.
Xavier Allen
Why do you feel so mad when people point out that you don't have the money for VR? You can't really control whether you're poor or not.
Cooper Anderson
Rise and shine Mr. Wagie, rise and shine. Note that I wish, to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one has been more underserving of a rest, and all the efforts of the company would have gone to waste, until, well, let's just say your wage has been, cut again. The right wage to the wrong man can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Wagie. Wake up and smell the burgers.
Juan Morgan
I feel that the gnome was too easy in Alyx, since you just have to hold him in your free hand and can still shoot and interact most of the time.
If they wanted to be bastards, they could have made him heavy enough to require two hands to lift, like the barrels.
Luis Lewis
Not quite true: I have IRL friends that loathe the direction valve has taken with VR and want them to go back to updating TF2.
Alexander Allen
americans derive self worth from their wealth. if you call them poor, that's like calling a normal person a retard
Brody Myers
Not just an American thing. I watch a few vids about scammers and other criminals in countries like India and Nigeria and all they ever talk about is how much money they make. Literally nothing else matters.
Lucas Ramirez
I mean as much as i want to play VR is too expensive. Also i dont want to buy some shitty headset that dosen't let me actually move around rather makes me do some retarded teleport around the map.
Nicholas Gutierrez
Every VR game coming out these days gives you locomotion options, nobody does teleport only anymore.
Luke Anderson
Imagine being an adult and not having a family, imagine spending on experimental tech that will get obsolete in a few months, imagine wasting time beta testing for free instead of programming and making your own set.
Camden Scott
I wish Alyx had running and jumping but the teleport isn't that awful. Just think of it as a targeted leap like the Predators had in AvP.
Benjamin Howard
>beefy computer A GTX 1060 and Ryzen 1600 aren't what I'd call beefy, user.
Benjamin Perry
ignoring the arguments people give doesn’t make them go away