>Valorant looks like a bad chinese overwatch clone >Every agrees across the board its a lazy rip off >But still streamers are desperately trying to bandwagon it because overwatch is dying, they built their whole online persona on overwatch and they need to get this game to do well and get in on the ground floor to keep the paypigs watching and donating
its so shallow and blatant it fascinates me. Like this isn't 'autistic guy plays ultra niche series to death and goes in deep' appeal. Its literally 'we need a new brand to parasitise out parasocial relationship scam on.
Are people that sad and lonely or is this just the new form of the old marketing techniques for new technology?
>streamers are desperately trying to bandwagon it because overwatch is dying, they built their whole online persona on overwatch and they need to get this game to do well and get in on the ground floor to keep the paypigs watching and donating Riot is paying them you fucking monkey nobody has watched overwatch in years They paid people to watch their dogshit autochess too.
Brayden Peterson
Looks more like counter strike with how you buy your weapons and switch to knife. Reload animations and everything are ripped straight from it. streamers are desperately doing it because it's a paycheck.
Cameron Lee
>Every agrees across the board its a lazy rip off Where? Who? I've heard nothing but praise from people who play it. It's ugly. Very ugly. But apparently it plays amazing.
Luke Davis
I don't see how overwatch and valorant are even close to each other aside from >picking characters at this point you might say it's like street fighter, league of legends, cadillacs and dinosaurs
bro, I'll tell you the truth. valorant will tank or not depending on a single factor will an american team win the first big major championship? it seems they're playing their cards right to ensure this happens, seeing as how they didn't give keys to european esports teams and then the next door kid can dream of being a pro player like a favela boy dreams of being a soccer player
Ethan Perry
>will an american team win the first big major championship? Literally why would this matter? An American team has won TI. No American team has even gotten close to winning Worlds. You'd be delusional to think Dota 2 is even close to LoL in popularity though. Even in the West.
Chase Powell
People praise it like there is no tomorrow so I thought well let's see maybe we will have something new and interesting I mean, this many people can't be wrong. Then it turns out to be a blatant csgo ripoff. I hate people.
Noah Sanchez
they get paid to
Brody Gomez
it's literally CS it's even as slow as CS that's all it is CS with an asian skin
Justin Fisher
Top twitch streamers are pure fucking cancer maybe with 1 or 2 exceptions. Some made ones say blatantly how they hate streaming and their paypigs. It's amusing really.
Jason Thompson
I'll stick to QC. I cannot stand it when FPS games do the AWP philosophy since the entire meta starts revolving around it.
Honestly I don't even get how people could watch CS or mobas. Such slow boring genres, don't even have good music. CS can at least lead to some neat clips, but Valorant just makes that all so messy
Nathaniel Morgan
Man I remember when Amo used to just paint and work on her costumes.
Now she spends all her time whispering through a mic and playing Just Dance. But hey, can’t blame her for easy money.
Camden Anderson
Looks like based Quake Champions chads win again
Noah Powell
Shame about all those piercings and green hair/ shaved to the side hair.
I get the appeal of mobas (DotA specifically) it's a special feeling when everyone in a team pulls off a play.
Thomas Hughes
>Already read about people complaining about Raze on day 1 of Beta This game is going to become a shitstorm of abilities flying everywhere. Keep that shit in Overwatch style games, not Tactical shooters.
Jaxon Ward
Well it is hard to judge day 1 as there may be counters or flaws people aren't seeing. The real worry is power creep, and the esports drive for variety > sensible balance meaning abilities purposefully get dumb for a while.
James Adams
It's the industrial metal look. You know, like QUAKE.
Help, I'm beginning to feel women like these are extremely hot
Ayden Moore
How can guys get whales? I want whales to give me easy money for the littlest effort possible.
Luke Brown
>because overwatch is dying, they built their whole online persona on overwatch they also deserve to die for doing such blasphemy against humanity
Nathan Miller
What's the appeal of twitch? Ive tried it before but its just an unlikable cunt streaming a game and watching youtube videos while a bunch of retards type POG over and over again. Only remotely decent streamer is Jerma and he uploads his streams anyway so what's the point.
Christian Sanders
Unless you can pull off being a good trap, your only option is to be one of those new motion capture girls with a voice changer so no one knows you are a guy.
Michael Bennett
That's unfair, brah.
Nathan Long
Life is unfair. Back to your wagie mines.
Jaxon Myers
BASED
Brody Wright
WeirdChamp.
Gavin Hall
It's the nature of the beast. This is their "career", when one game dies they're forced to jump ship to the next one. It's like the business world except the cycle times for these "skills" are shorter and are directly tied to a product which is what makes it feel extra soulless
Aaron Allen
There's something about all that static smug faces in Diabotical that really gets me
Jaxson Gonzalez
Just have your gf do an onlyfans. You do have a GF, right?
Christopher Nelson
> your only option is to be one of those new motion capture girls with a voice changer so no one knows you are a guy. Funny how the professional anime capture girls are actually real girls and there are quite successful anime boys who have men behind them
Sebastian Cox
kill yourself zoomer
Jace Long
I just want to rake in 10k a month playing vidya in a tanktop.
Bentley Allen
streamers always bandwagon off a new games popularity. Theres always the possibility they blow up and become THE premier streamer for that game and time slot. Its about $$$$$$
Charles Ramirez
Parasocial relationship syndrome. Brainwashing paypigs into thinking they are your friends the same way strippers/whores make a customer think she might have real feelings about him if he visits enough times.
Jacob Russell
there's other fun streamers around but I don't blame you
Mason Miller
Pepega, stop preteneding Omegalul.
Thomas Mitchell
It's nothing like overwatch though. It's a cs clone, and that's a good thing because it's a game where you have to actually have some skill instead of rolling your face on your abilities buttons and winning every match. good luck doing shit without aim in valorant.
Adrian Mitchell
I don't know man. I think it's just the "socialness" of it. I've streamed a few times, but it was just so friends could watch to check out a game. I just do that with discords screen sharing now.
Zachary Diaz
It's casualized CS, mite b cool
Michael Barnes
I recently got off from a relationship (mutual) but I wouldn't even entertain that thought since I'm not a cuck.
Carson Cox
CS is already extremely casual, when CS came out it was literally the most casual FPS by far.
Matthew Thompson
Revives have no place in CS clones, stop pretending.
Asher Green
nigga that was 2 decades ago
Eli Williams
>real girls lol
Isaac Martin
the gunplay of CS sucks though after playing Dirty Bomb I can't go back
I am sorry my friend and original poster but I really have to remind you that watching online whores pretending to like your hobby so they can take your money is really homosexual and is making you a cuck. Dont be a basedboi cuck user my friend. Only worse thing than doing that is actually giving them your money. That is not what real men do. You are already pathetic enough for playing and talking about video games , you dont have to fall any deeper.
Dont make up excuses my friend . Get fit, find a gf and if you must, play video games yourself. Dont watch some whore doing it. Take care and stay healthy.
