Just received $4000 in my account

>4000 canabucks equals 837.73 US dollars
Nice, you can buy a Switch and a few games

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So CAD are basically Pesos now?

You will get audited (all EI and CERB applications will be checked after this is all done) and made to pay it back

>Tfw British
>Tfw government gives us 80% of our wages in April for free due to lockdown
>Getting paid to shitpost on Yas Forums

I'm getting like £2100 this month. I already have £10,000 saved cause I'm saving for a house though.

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$2845 CAD

Lol you're fucking stupid. You will get audited and will probably have to pay more than what you gained in the end. Have fun
>t. CPA

No, that will be USD after corona passes

Can't wait until you have to deal with the fallout of trillions of dollars being printed to feed to corporations alongside having over a thousand of your people dying of the plague every single day you fat fucking lard pig

god bless america? god bless my fucking ass lmao

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I hope you're trolling, the entire international economy and global banking institutions aren't going to leap from USD to CAD.

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Watching people pretend America isn't the best country on Earth will never not make me feel great.

Watching people pretend America is the best country on Earth will never not make me feel great.

Literally no one said it would, the point is that inflation is going to ass rape the USD once it catches up

All brit chads will be rich at the end of this extended holiday of gaming with the lads

Inflation will rape everyone when it catches up because the entire world leans on USD. You can't even blame America for it either since the alternative was an even worse economic dip. Instead of bitching about America start figuring out how you're going to hang China for starting this mess.

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>speaks from a place of supposed enlightment
>advocates murder and genocide like a primitive caveman

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Based

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Imagine being this butthurt.

can i get some money from this mess if i was unempolyed to begin with?

>Have to keep working because I'm "essential" IE a bottom of the barrel loser who happens to work somewhere that sells food
>If I'd been sent home I'd be making twice my normal income in handouts

No, only if you were laid off.

>be german
>government is already considering increasing income tax so that they can give the money to corporations
Fuck this gay country

ok thanks.

Fuckin unemployment has only given me 21 bucks for one week because my job has been paying me for 30 hours, I've been out of work 3 goddamn weeks. If they're actually going to give out 600 checks do it already because I can't stand this shit not knowing if I'll get money to cover bills. My job has supposedly been filing for me but I haven't gotten shit and I've been sending them the forms to file for me but they don't even tell me if they've received the shit.

how the fuck do i apply for this?

When will it end, bros?
I don’t know hum much longer I can take it. I literally only left the house to go to the gym and meet with the one friend I have, and I’m already bored.

where do you live that your gym is open? if i had my gym open then i would be fine

>not knowing if I'll get money to cover bills
Who cares, just double over coughing if someone comes to complain

Do mexicans need visa for working in Canadia?

No, I mean in general, I only leave the house to go the gym and talk with the single fucking friend, and I’m bored out of my mind already not being able to do it.
I’m eating out of boredom, I’m struggling not to have 3 full meals by noon. I thought I was a neet, and I’m feeling like an instagram thot or something

Oh I plan on doing that but every company says I can defer my Bill's for 2 months but they would want me to pay them the 2 months and the current month's. Shit is fucked and if unemployment actually does the 600 dollar shit then I'd be making more than if I was working.

>I'm eating out of boredom
This, no wonder the retards are panic buying because no way they're going to eat all that shit.

>tfw quit my job before all this started
>no one hiring
>not eligible for CERB because of it
Money running out fast, thinking of just hanging myself at the end of it

You have to get into a routine and also get exercise. And do things that give you a sense of achievement. The following things are helping me:

>go for a run every day
>cook decent shit
>read
>gaming
>some kinda social contact that involves voice calling at minimum (not just texting)

If you're not working from home then try and make yourself do something in addition, some project, like learn a language or a new skill. Motivating yourself to do something like that is difficult though, to get yourself in the right frame of mind you should try the greentext stuff first

So for example instead of texting with your friend, a voice call or video call will make you feel a lot better

ah i see what you're saying now. my appetite is lower and im eating less too.

I unironically feel the same way about Canada

I'm genuinely thankful I live with a couple of friends as roommates during all this. It's made quarantine tolerable always having a couple of people to game with

I had to pound on the desk at Michigan Works just to get an employee to stop intentionally ignoring me. That was years before the Corona Virus. Good luck to the people that have never dealt with government employees and lost their jobs.

>Require you to have gained at least 5000$ last year
>I’m at 4682$
You’re not alone canabro

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>get a new job and immediately furloughed
>80% of wage is still more than my last job (who still have to WFH)
>not spending money on fuel or tolls
>tfw just clearing my backlog and getting richer doing
I fucking love lockdown.

I earned 26k but not eligible for EI, so I'm also fucked bro. Living alone, the bills don't stop

It's been a couple of weeks, how can you already be bored. Normalfags are something else.

>quit my job a week before the Corona shit started to live the NEET dream with my savings for a while after sclaving away for 90h a week for years straight
>suddenly everyone employed gets a free 9-14k €
fucking about to kill myself desu

Fucking normies man.

>before lockdown
>play vidya
>read books
>cook
>gym
>go outside for drinks and such

>after lockdown
>vidya
>books
>cooking
I have less things to do and it’s not like new games came out that I can sink my teeth into it.

Enjoy your audit lmao

>Mfw british
>Just come back from Japan working holiday and got a job working retail from a friend that was a "Team leader" (One notch above the rest of the shelf stocking slaves)
>Earnt ok money in japan but spent all my money on restaurants and japanese coochie
>Had to work retail just to get some cash in pocket while I look for a proper job

>After 6months quit my job by walking out and telling my "friend" and another supervisor to sod off because the job was pissing me off, Im fucking 26 getting treated like a school leaver fucking middle aged bitches thinking they're anything but a failure for working in a hobbycraft at their age
>Friend was a bitch and only hired me to try and have some power over me and give me abuse (All of our mutual friends warned me not to take the job)
>Left the store in the shit as February was insanely busy but wanted to punish them
>Manager wrote me a letter asking me to formerly quit and return my uniform and she'll pay me my holiday pay
>Ignore letter
>She pays me anyway

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Same. I got pulled from my hospital placement, and now I can't work either. I'm just sitting here. AND I'm still paying tuition. Thanks Trudeau.

>asking me to formerly quit
really boggles the mind you couldn’t find a decent job

>Go for interview for new job a month after storming out in February
>Panicking now, need this job coz corona is ramping up and shit is closing
>Interview says I did well, they'll let me know if I was successful within 5 days
>2 Days later boris calls national lockdown
>Business shuts down for lockdown
>Im stuck with no work and no furlough pay all because I had to try and teach those bitches a lesson
>Universal credit is shit because so many people are calling you can't get through on the phone, even though they accepted my application and Im entitled to 400 bong dollars, I cant book jobseeker interview to claim it

>Panic
>Become self employed courier driver this week
>Now spend quarantine driving my little efficient car through empty quarantine roads and delivering small boxes, packages and letters
>Everything worked out fine because Im earning better money than the store anyway

Hope BoJo pulls through though. Even if I don't agree with him all the time nobody deserves this

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>Dedicating a post to point out a typo
Get a load of this guy

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT NOT HATE AMERICA
>AMERICA MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>AHHHHHHHHH

Maybe someone here knows a answer. I work for Canada post as a casual, meaning they call and ask if I wanna accept a shift, and I choose to accept or decline it. I get anywhere from 14 - 29 hours a week.

During coronovirus I did not accept the work offers (family is paranoid about me bringing virus home). Would I be able to collect any CERB?

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANNOT HATE AMERICA
>THE LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>AHHHHHHHHHHH