And this is our son gaming chair

And this is our son gaming chair.

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>I told you it's not son anymore

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and this is our ESL nigger friend

Your son is a gamer chair?

I get the shit stains, but why is there also birdshit on the front of the chair? Did he hold a pet cockatiel in his lap while at the computer?

Only happened to me once
Funny enough it was because I was too ill to eat anything the day before, i was shitting green water bros it was terrible

>he was turned into a gaming chair years ago by a witch
>i... i still love him though... *sniff*

most likely cum

Hi gaming chair, i'm dad.

Xqc's chair

my old chair smelled of shit cumstain asshair and sweat unironically

imagine the smell

Do American really?

>he eats a lot of choclate and brushes teeth a lot !

and snot

Cum dribble

And this is our son, Gaming Chair.

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I still think that this might be my old chair but I can't find the original source for the image

Hotted keeps getting fatter and fatter holy shit

The absolute unit.

What body type is this?

You really shouldn't be sniffing your chair son user

>two assholes

>I get the shit stains

No. What? How!

american

Austin Powers villain

What the fuck is wrong with his ass? He's so fat but it looks like its caved in on itself

Bringing back long lost school memories of this smelly fat kid who farted really loud in class and ran out of the room. He left watery shit all over his chair.

kek

This reminds me of that retard playing mafia 3

GO TO THE BATHROOM, NOW
not yet...

>literally no ass just legs
Fat "people" are such a joke.

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How does this even happen? Constantly sitting on the chair naked?

yup

>Constantly sitting on the chair naked
your asshole should not be that dirty that this matters. use wet wipes or a bidet.

>here's your gamer chair bro

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kek

God I wish that were me

Thats why I am prefer this type

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hello gaming chair

Umm yes? Do you not?

The blood really sells the tragedy

Americans think touching their butt with paper is enough to clean it.

THAT IS A CURSED IMAGE DO NOT POST THIS IMAGE

I game standing up

gamer

he still smells the same

is this form achievable natty?

why would you name your son gaming chair?

Same, to be honest. I only bathe once a week or so, and my upstairs gets very hot in the summer so it's fucking body odor city on my chair.

Stay made shitskin

Why americans dont wipe their ass?

We are too fat to reach all the way back there. A few of my clean freak friends use a rag on a stick to get the job done though.

Armchair with leg massage

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i try to not make the same mistake with my new one but god damn my place is right underneath the roof

Did he got assblasted?

Your son is a gaming chair?

Put a fucking vr + fleshlight combo and you got yourself the last 500 hrs of not knowing what the fuck happened.

what are those bloody chunks of meat?

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What if a cute anime girl left those stains? It's possible

people have died from cheap chinese chair gas cylinders

le all americans are fat meme ayyyyyy kill yourself nigger. No wait nevermind you'll be gehidded by the muslims rape gangs in your city.

>Stay made
hol up

This thread is incredibly low IQ??????

His parents failed him by watching become obese. Sad case of neglect.

What game is he playing?

bro you just posted cringe