Just finished this game

I JUST beat it 30 minutes ago. Ava can suck my balls. Ending was absolute shit. Tyreen just plops over dead. Whole thing was fucked. Unlocked mayhem 1 and slaughterhouse 9000 or whatever. Game is half baked and total ass

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Why can't you just disable the dialogue and have a quest text option, like in Borderlands 1? Their games would improve dramatically.

Doesn't solve But yes I would love a "mute echo comms" option.
I say "mute echo comms" because one of my favorite things is actually playable character callouts and enemy dialog. I wouldn't want them to be gone. So I'm stuck in this hell.

I'm playing through it with my friend and we love it, humor included, we just accept the whole experience like unironic satanic game

I got all OP weapons in the last 1/10th of the game and cheesed all the bosses. Whoever programmed it needs to find a new carer

>an illusion fools you all
>you just set off my trap card
>x100000000000
yea no, i don't think there needs to be more player character call outs... just in general.. ever.

>slaughterhouse 9000
oh fuck me, I just did this at level 50 and had to kill those two big fucks at the end with like 400 pistol ammo

Honestly I should have done this but it felt really empty when I tried it for a while on Eden-6 and also you can still see their subtitle text

>Story
Ass, but could've been worse.
>Dialogue
The worst part of the game. Some deliveries are executed well but they're buried in a mire of cringe.
>Locations
Other than the long-ass load times I thought they good.
>Gameplay
Solid. Basically a straight upgrade from previous games, slag removed, cars are fun to drive in.

cars still handle like shit without the hover wheels desu

How bad is the degeneracy really?
Worse than the instant-uninstall Pre Sequel?

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but i like that line

pre-sequel was worse but its still bad

I got bored with it after the swamp area, kinda regret spending money on it which is weird since I really enjoyed BL2

OP here, it's pretty bad on Eden-6, they try to play off two faggots as being completely normal and it's disgusting. Also they have a whole dlc dedicated to those faggots getting "married", I didn't bother playing it, but the handsome jack dlc was good. The rest of the game is mildly degenerate with all the "gril power" wanking. The worst part about the game is the cringe though, if you love cringe this is your El Dorado

Don't blame you, that was the most boring area. I almost quit the game half way through because that cunt Maya's animations made my game go to 1 fps for an entire story arc, I had to run past all the enemies just to get it over with as quickly as possible. I cheered when Maya died lol

I'm only a few hours in but goddam the writing is so fucking bad in places. Feels like it was written by a guy who hung around his HS long after he graduated.
Some of the voice actors I can't fucking stand to listen to like the dipshit homo in his underwear. It's a good thing a lot of the boss VA are good or I'd have to put it on mute and listen to music or something.

>Worse than the instant-uninstall Pre Sequel?
I don't remember that game, what made it bad?

no endgame, abysmal pacing

OI WANKA
OW BOUT YOU GET ME SOME COFFEE
I REEEEEEALLY NEED COFFEE OR I'M RATHER UNPLEASANT
COFFEE
BLOODY HELL A BROKEN QUEST TARGET, BETTER KILL THIS NEARBY WANKA AN GET HIS
GUESS WE NEED A MUG
FOR THE COFFEE
WHICH I MUST REMIND YOU, I DESIRE
OI BURGERS NEXT
I'M IN CHARGE
AND I DON'T MUCH LIKE IT
BUT FIND BURGERS

Beat it some days ago.
Absolutely hate Ava must be the OC from some rich shareholders daughter that needed to be there. Removing here would make the game 50% better. I mean fuck shes responsible for Mayas death, blames everyone but herself, gets away with it and gets her powers + control of Sanctuary and the Crimson Raiders just for chilling what? 2-3 days there at best.
Didnt like what they did to Rhys and especially Vaughn. Rhys seems exactly the same maybe even more of a coward.
Vaughn was slaughtered with his constant Bandit lyfe interruptions but I guess that happens when you chill for 7 years on Pandora.
Lots of characters got too much or to less recognition. Like Axton and Salvador who didnt even appear, maybe in the later DLC who knows.
Some planets were too short while others too long. Athenas was only there for Maya and Ava introduction and Eden 6 was way too long.

Like the skill trees, gameplay changes, shooting, some enemies(miss old designs of Midgets and Bruisers).
Nice twist with Typhon liked his stories.
Liked the overall weight of the story although it wasn't used to its full potential .
Liked the attitude of the twins but not as full villians. It seemed to me Troy was set up to betray Tyreen.

Overall good game but lots of bad decisions.

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>OP here, it's pretty bad on Eden-6, they try to play off two faggots as being completely normal and it's disgusting.
Those are the only well written characters in the entire game.

The writing is so cringe they could pause the story for 20 minutes of intense gay buttfucking and you'd breathe a sigh of relief at a return to normalcy.

So... Love & Tentacles?

The locations all looked like shit and the same and I felt like the level design sucked also

Nobody would have an issue with Love & Tentacles if Jakobs was a woman

I would have problems with that if Hammerlock was still involved since he's gay.

Is it really true that in BL3 or wasnt it pre-sequel that had everyone pretty much be a lesbian?

what good is being well written if you're a faggot? lol

Yeah no shit because it would be normal and not gay

My point was why bitch about gay shit if the writing is so distractingly awful to begin with.

I wouldn't mind the shitty characters if the pacing wasn't so fucking boring.

..Being actual characters with motivations instead of the shitheap that is the rest of the fucking cast?

It's funny how they took the idea that Pre-sequel put out that the Vault Hunters would have quips at certain points of quests to actually have a bit more character to them rather than just being talked at, yet somehow still made it feel even LESS like you're part of the story. The gameplay itself is pretty damn great but they gotta fix Moze.

>It's funny how they took the idea that Pre-sequel put out that the Vault Hunters would have quips at certain points of quests to actually have a bit more character to them rather than just being talked at, yet somehow still made it feel even LESS like you're part of the story.
Right? Several fucking cutscenes where "lol u aren't here so our shitty characters can act shit out instead"

I don't know about the pre-sequel but in Borderlands 3 I can't remember a single lesbian moment, but there are two prominent open faggots in the story and everyone in the story acts like it's normal, I can't imagine the pre-sequel being much worse than that degeneracy-wise, I remember playing it but not finishing it and it was no where near as bad as Borderlands 3. They even have a whole fucking DLC about those faggots getting married, I hope Randy Pitchford gets executed

>when a story is so shit that it makes you like literal sodomites

I mean I don't give a shit being bi myself but whatever.
Janey is the only lesbian I can remember. Both the playable female characters are straight, or Athena at worst is "who knows"
Aurelia fucked Troy in BL3 so she's straight. Nisha fucked Jack in BL2 so she's straight.

>I mean I don't give a shit being bi myself but whatever.
of course you don't queer

Yep, true

>well written characters
Wainwright's whole self-doubt deal would be pretty cool actually, if the conclusion wasn't "it doesn't matter if you let your planet get run over by psychos or that you have no idea how to run the family company, because what REALLY matters is that you like taking cock up your ass. Gay Pride!"

also faggots are always disgusting, regardless of the quality of writing

As someone who only halfassed BL2 years ago without all the DLC, is it worth buying the full collection (minus commander lilith dlc and BL3) that is coming to the Switch? Given that it runs really well that is. All we know so far is about the retarded file size of everything and that it will run ay 1080p/30fps. How stable of the fps is beyond me. I don't have a decent pc to run these games also, never been a pc person

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You missed the entire point, it was that he has a strong support base in the form of Hammerlock (after literally everyone in his family was killed) so even if he isn't the best, that he'll try his best, and even if he falters Hammerlock will be there alongside him.
But yeah it would totally be fine if it was a woman instead, right?
>Yes.
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Borderlands 2, although more fleshed out than 1, is easily the worst game to play in the entire series if you want to see the endgame.
If you want to just run the stories, yeah it should be fine as long as it's stable.

Athena literally gets married with Janey though.
TPS doesn't feature them together too prominently because they can only have unique dialogue, the rest of the plot has to be the same for all characters, but the Tales game makes it clear Athena is lesbian.

It's worth it, I have a switch lite and I can't remember ever having a single problem with frame rate drops (I played some frame rapers too).

I didn't play TFtB because I was never a fan of Telltale stuff, so I apologize for my ignorance.

>Yes.
Unironically.
Everyone outside of your LGBBQ mental illness circus hates you and doesn't want to see any of that disgusting shit in their media, stop being a faggot.

ok

I didn't play it either, I just happen to know about it
TPS hinted at it enough to connect the dots, too, but I wouldn't blame anyone for not paying attention to Borderlands lore.

>stop being a faggot
faggots are literally cursed by God to stay a faggot forever, that's why they molest children