Pro tip you cant
Name me a more jewish character
Jason Jenkins
Luke Hernandez
soul soulless
Chase Brooks
Luke Wright
How dare you call him a jew just because he's greedy.
Zachary Roberts
he was a BEAR?
Aiden Ramirez
>that one time he suddenly race changes
Jose Ramirez
>Jew being the one man army tip of the spear in a crusade to take out literally anything
Bullshit. They swindle foreign nations into doing their dirty work EXCLUSIVELY.
Justin King
He's not a jew. He's a capitalist my dear boy.
Logan Miller
>Is gracious enough to allow you tons of access to his PRIVATE property for a small, ONE TIME fee
He's not jewish. He's very reasonable. It's like your friend who's like "hey man yeah you can crash at my place just buy me some taco bell and we're cool"
Nolan Ramirez
He's a descendent of B.J. Blazkowicz, that's already enough evidence that he's jewish
Robert Cox
Is the joke that you are the biggest jew because you believed that kike propaganda?
Ian Cruz
Tom Nook
Jaxon Foster
what's up with all the fascist/christfag larping on this board lately
Hunter Perez
>Lately
Robert Williams
This has always been christian board to decipher holy scripts.
Grayson Gomez
>original doom guy
>christian
>nu-doom
>jew
Really makes you think.
Henry Price
But nu doom guy is the same doom guy so still christian.
Robert Clark
What?
Isaiah Morales
Jason Allen
>gives you a mortgage without even checking your credit
>gives you a short term part time job to get on your feet
>doesn't do anything negative towards you if you delay repayments or never pay him back at all
Tom Nook is a bro, turnip lady is the jew
Josiah White
Whats ur favorite part of the bibel?
Dominic Myers
First of all, there has never been any official claim to what religion Doom guy belongs too. Second, Doom guy being related to Keen and B.J. was coined by Romero and Tom Hall, as I much as I hate Bethesda you can't pin that on them.
John Rivera
Not how it works. You must have a direct parent and they will still act like you are a goy if one isn't your mother.
Colton Russell
IIRC in that German pedo dating sim there's a character with a giant nose that bails you out of being killed by an angry mob by saying you are a jew and lambasting everyone about the holocaust.
Jace Hall
I liked the lord and saviour Jimmy.
Caleb Martin
>board
Did you miss the last 6 years?
Thomas Davis
Fuck this game.
Joshua Nelson
at least he's gone and if anyone will play the game now they will not know this shit even exsisted
Noah Campbell
Luke Smith
wario
Matthew Lee
Owen Bennett
He's a capitalist.
You lazy, entitlement-loving pieces of shit hate anybody who actually manages to make money.
Hudson Cooper
The shop is still there user IIRC. You just can't buy the boxes using real money anymore.
Daniel Barnes
any of these colourful individuals
Carter Walker
>0% interest rate mortgage
>no monthly payments
>buys just about anything
>hands out airline miles for doing anything
yeah no.
Logan Morris
And Capitalism is a Jewish trick pulled on all of us.
Leo Hall
k... keep me posted
Michael Cruz
post the soviet one
and the non-nazi fascists one
Bentley Phillips
doomnigger jew shills
John Evans
Wario.
Jason Rivera
its contrarian therefor its cool now.
kinda like how years ago it was cool to be militant atheist and laugh at christ fags with flying sphagetti monster memes. well now because atheism is the norm its cool to be christian and have "wholesome values" like handholding and shit while spamming DEUS VULT xd memes. hilariously enough the same people that love and adore Christianity also seem to despise jews in a hilarious cruel twist of naivety.
dont read too much into it. give it a 10 or 20 years and the pendelumn will swing back.
Chase Murphy
Except they went to toe to toe with Egypt and kicked their ass, not to mention all the jews on every front in WW2.
Charles Reyes
>"Offer?"
Ethan Robinson
Nolan Martin
Egypt in 4000 BC could kick 1950's Egypt's ass.
Nathaniel Myers
the joke is your cope
Wyatt Phillips
Isaiah Parker
>the vidya board has gone feral
Adrian Long
NOOOOO, THATS TOO LOW
GETTTT OUUUTT
Parker Hughes
When Jesus came back with poo on his dick after hanging out with Judas
Cameron Anderson
*sounds of cans rattling*
Nicholas Ortiz
>frogposter posting this terrible take
I'm not surprised.
Isaac Long
When has that not been the case.
Jackson Collins
They completely changed his facial structure, what the fuck? Now he looks like some sòy creature that lives on twitter.
Ethan Miller
Yeah I don't know what could have possibly lit a fire under so many people's asses.
Dylan Peterson
>Hess literally got committed to a mental hospital in England for the rest of his life because he was off his fucking nut
>only 60% whack
Mason Morris
Charsi is a fine girl..., but she has no business savvy! I know she means well, but the prices she charges for weapons and armor will never earn her a profit.
As long as I keep filling her mind with stories of adventure, she'll never catch on to the fact that I'm raking in gold hand over fist!
Adam Davis
>literal war profiteer
how did he get away with it
Jack Nelson
>spend a decade, likely your 20's, steeped in hedonistic nihilism
>realize it's a waste of life
>turn around and embrace more traditional values
Not hard to see why somebody might go down this path
Joseph Fisher
Can anyone enlighten me on which game this fellow appeared in?
Adrian Cruz
Starfox Adventures, he's the jewish shopkeeper
Justin Gonzalez
By owning almost everything in sight, probably.