The only fun I ever have here is arguing about TF2, so let's do that. I'll get the ball rolling: If you use the Conch...

*inhale*
Fuck snipers fuck spies fuck demoknights and fuck crits

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>snipers
Go piss gun sniper until they get mad and leave
>spies
Go pyro
>demoknights
Go Natascha Heavy

>Australium Black Box
>Conch
>$5000 worth of unusuals
>Pocket medic with Australium Medigun and Cloud Nine Unusual painted pink
>Both have matching names with "

Go Loose Cannon with Targe. If you can reliably land donks then you can delete even an overhealed soldier. I won a 2-0 spawncamp 2fort this way.

Yeah there's counter, but still fuck them

loadout time

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what's worse is this but switch out the blackbox+conch soldier with a phlog, scorch shot, and powerjack pyro. it requires even less skill because it's literally near infinite crits and near infinite uber.

Yeah but those can be kicked you cant kick a lag bot

Wow guys are you excited for the tf2 x half life cross over!!!!!!!!!!

I can't wait to see what valve do- oh.

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God damn i can taste the freedom in that loadout.

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I remember those threads.

On the bright side, I have seen "weapon balancing" as a credits role in the update page, so maybe creators is adding weapons and not just plopping some custom maps

These maps look like shit.
Hell one of them is just Laughter Reskinned.

creators.tf/hazardousenvironments

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beat game ever, been playing on and off since 2007 starting with non steam, then I bought orange box from some reseller for peanuts.
>tfw I was off when they were giving out that halo hat for not cheating with achievements
I also crafted my proof of purchase hat because I thought it's fuck ugly and now I have no proof I have OG account

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>not Factory New
>not strange

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If your BP is more than 1 page, there's your proof right there.

Every time vote kick came up I lost connection to a server. Are these lagbots?

I meant a proof of having the game before it was f2p, not just that I bought some item in the mannco store

Anyway, I looked at my private YouTube videos and I actually have a video where I craft this flat metal piece of shit hat

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Laughter is Slaughter reskinned retard

same thing bigger retard.

im kinda trash at this game but i was always fascinated at the soldier backpacks, how exactly do you guys even fill up the rage meter without dying before being able to use it

Your Mann Co badge has your join date on it. If the date is before the date TF2 went f2p then people can tell based on that if they are spergy enough to care.

it isn't and Slaughter is better than Laughter anyway since it doesn't have all the Halloween shit

Black Conch is bad, Black Box OR Conch is ok

Play maps until you learn the layouts and health pack locations, so even if you have no medic or engie you can heal when you need to. Being able to do enough damage to charge it without dying comes with being able to survive, so just focus on that.

Alternatively you can just spam rockets until it eventually charges up.

> Fuck crits
Everyone agrees

Have you ever tallied your deaths to Criticals?

I logged 19 deaths in 2 hours off and on in TF2 and 16 were Instant-kills at full Health with one death at 80% HP from a Crit Flamethrower. A regular death was from a corner humping Huntsman spammer and the other was a Furry Sniper that instantly headshot me while ERPing in the chat.

Crits suck when you get a positioning advantage and should get the kill, but when you get them it feels fucking fantastic.

>it isn't

A reskin is a reskin either way.

> Slaughter is better than Laughter anyway since it doesn't have all the Halloween shit
Honestly not a fan of the aesthetic.
I just hope it runs better.

> But when you get them it feels fucking fantastic

I disagree, I feel I was cheated of being rewarded for my skill, kinda like "I'm having this sweaty shotgun fight as Battle Engie against a Scout, I know I can do this, I just gotta hit like 3 good shots- And I just landed 1 random crit... Fuck this"

Guaranteed crits are totally fine tho, I once got a Fontier Justice on a spy after he trickstabbed another engie, it was very calculated and felt terrific.

>lag bots patched
>increase in aimbots, furrybots, spambots, anti-votekick bots
Why can't Valve deal with the criminals wrecking their game?

this shit looks goddamn retarded and honestly you should be ashamed of yourself

>implying TF2's dev team isn't one guy making minimum wage

eat guano, chink

There are no-crit servers but those are mostly dead. Your only option is to play in a comp league.

loose cannon is absolute sex for dealing with shitters
>deletes scunts
>charge it to have it blow up in the face of dickgreaser pyros
>pushes away demoknights
>guaranteed donks on heavies
>breaks up medic and pocket duos
>trimp into cannonjump into bottle into taunt

For me, it's the loose cannon. The most fun primary

>one of the few balanced and FUN items in the game
lets hope that valve doesnt fuck it up in the next shit they take on tf2

>implying they will ever update the game ever again

Fuck off retard

Fucking hell, Olivia is hot

Valve isn't updating the game and loose cannon doesn't generate complaints like the caber or dead ringer did for Valve to notice

>you will never sticky jump across the map and one-shot a sniper with the caber again

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problem is that like any community update , its bassicaly gonna be a big showcase of cosmetics and maybe in a few months some will be officialy added to the game , thats why community updates are fucking boring

We both know that's a lost cause. And I haven't stumbled with any no-crit server, so I guess I'll ask Creators.TF to make it an option, their servers are great.

All because a couple of Snipers couldn't just stop your momentum with a single bullet

Not even that, the fact that you have to use the targe to do enough gib damage. Regular damage just tickles them.

Meme loadouts and stupid strategies are the best thing in this game. I'll never forget getting cheeky kills with the Short Circuit's laser ball, or the guy I killed saying "I died to the fucking Overdose".

Custom Payday gamemode when?

When someone comes up with it and makes the server

I sometimes would just use the Reserve Shooter along with the Direct Hit, mainly since the RS got such a bad reputation from Pyro that I wanted to try and see if I could get someone to complain about it on the class it was originally balanced for.

If you can successfully launch someone, switch weapons and shoot them in time, you deserve those minicrits. On Pyro it was aids.