What are they called again?

ALTERATION APPARITIONS

>sir jessie is attempting to stop the plate from separating and join the party as a main character
>just throw her grenade back to her
>yes sir

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PRESERVATION PHANTASMS

THAT SFM VIDEO BETTER BE IN-CHARACTER
I WILL BE CHECKING TIFA'S CUP SIZE

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Temporal Troublemakers

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Can someone explain this without memeing?
Do they seriously have ghost just pop up and say "nope, not how it happens"?

Hot-Pocket Haunts

The ghosts don't say anything, they just show up and do stuff like drag Hojo 50 feet away when he's about to reveal Cloud's backstory or revive Barret immediately after he gets stabbed by Sephiroth. Yes I am serious.

>NOMURA'D.COM

Literally wtf? What even is the point in this? I'm so confused.

Tetsuya "Kingdom Hearts" Nomura and Kazushige "Squall kicks a Blitzball bomb" Nojima

What's in it for the time spooks? What kind of compensation do they receive?

it may just be entirely speculation, but they seem to be a hamfisted metaphor for lore purists. the actual point of doing all of this story rework bullshit is complete unknown though, i would assume its some kind of retarded "we can change fate" bullshit but they're already let certain characters that were supposed to die- well, die anyways, so who fucking knows what their point is or if there even is one. the whole thing just seems like some deranged fanfiction

Ghosts of the Livestream

Buck Tuddrussel

Hold-up Hollows

>they just show up and do stuff like drag Hojo 50 feet away when he's about to reveal Cloud's backstory

You can't make this shit up unless you're Tetsuya Nomura.

Yes, literally.

Rehash Reapers

Edit and Forget its

They do it for free

Based

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Death Licence Revokers
God took a break Ghosters
This story has gotten out of hand Guys

>metaphor for lore purists
people like you need to choke with their nomura-shaped dildo

Time "Can't let you do that" Jannies

HISTORY NIGGAS

Chrono Nigger

this shit is completely retarded and i desperately want it in every remake of games with non-canonical endings
imagine every time you fail a dead rising case a time testicle ghost grabs you and warps you back a few hours
imagine you replay silent hill and if you try to save cybil a ghost cold cocks you
imagine you replay any mass effect and the ghosts are just in the background laughing at you after every decision

Nomura's little helpers

Plot Deniers

>SFM porn with the game's models
>Cloud is about to cum inside Aerith
>Ghosts grab him by the cock and forces him to impregnate Tifa instead

qrd?

Plot-Pockets

No.

Chrono Custodians.

Watchers of fate.

script proof readers

Time jannies

I still cant believe this is real jesus christ

You best start believing in ghost stories.

imagine beating your cock to SFM tifa porn and fucking time jannies pop up and go "nuh uh" and the video stops.

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destinyggers

Changebad Barries

>Bust a nut
>Time Jannies "Nope."
>Nut goes back into your donger
>Tab closes
>You're redressed standing in your doorway.
Wash your benis

Can someone edit the hojo or reno webm and add >shadman when the time jannies swoop in?

niggers

Why does Nomura keep doing these bizarre poorly written plots? Did the time ghosts go to him when he was 13 years old and zap his brain so he never grew up?

>MOMMY NIGGAS

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Plotergeists
Causality Caspers
But-Thou-Must Bogeymen
Retcon Reapers
Timeline Terrors

Rectal Reapers

MYSTERY MILKIES

Those who "Don't Get Paid"

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Dementors.

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