Go play Touhou right now

I already did.
I was thinking about playing the pc-98 games out of curiosity.
Is it worth a try?

yeah, they're all good

Keep playing them until all your brain cells die except the ones that allow you to get gud. Then post your 1cc online and bask in the applause knowing none of it was worth it.

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i can't, im playing thunder force IV rn

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>he's been roleplaying as Tewi since November
bro...

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how can a sega genesis game have such a fucking awesome OST

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made for piggyback rides

all of that is correct except that the games aren't fun

I can barely beat cat girl without salad, a real schmup would kick my ass.

Or you won't LIVE

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But all of this is true for you too
Tewi would ignore you

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youtu.be/NptBUN0j5MI
Because the Genesis soundfont is kickass.

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SHANGHAI SHANGHAI SHANGHAI SHANGHAI

HOURAI HOURAI HOURAI HOURAI

shanghai.exe is fun
But I will never get those navi S ranks, let alone beat the insane challenges in the demo room
POSTGAME UPDATE WHEN

tooho still indie bullet hell shit or is there something actually playable?

Nope. Nobody actually likes the games they just pretend to after they realized they wasted so much time to beat a video game.

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Currently practicing TD and its unfortunately taking the spot over in IN as the best overall ost

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It's starting to get hot outside.

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what is that resolution my guy
>tumblr
come on user, you can do better

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Uh oh, little did Marisa know, stealing was a grave criminal offense!

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Onions Marisa!

Alrighty, I'll just keep going then.
Enjoy whatever you were doing

sonymachine out of service
we only genso rondo here

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>ywn awkwardly console Iku at a party when she's drinking and complaining about her job and Tenshi
>ywn have Iku wildly overestimate your interest in her as you unsuccessfully try to leave, with her continuing to spill her heart out about her problems
>ywn realize you had first wanted to leave three hours ago when Iku drunkenly launches into yet another talk about how great disco is, as she clings tightly to your arm
>ywn have a wasted Iku, thinking she's the peak of seduction, push you to the ground with you being unable to resist her youkai strength
>ywn bitterly think to yourself that you should have listened to Akyuu about not trusting youkai as Iku rides you to yet another climax, your body long since numb from both the physical battering it has taken and the occasional electric shock
Iku!

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bless the touhou nigger
why does kosuzu have her own name on the apron thingy? is her mom afraid that she's might forget her name?

Go back to /jp/ right now

I am, UFO is my current project. I thought Shou's curved lasers were just people exaggerating. I was sorely mistaken.

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You first

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The games are fun though.

i miss him bros

I wish Oarfish were real bros...

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I'm shit at bullethell games though.

They are real, though.

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>getting groped by some weirdo on camera naked
is iku the biggest slut of em all?

Psst. You don't have to be good at bullet hell games to like Touhou. Just try a few rounds on easy, watch a playthrough by someone better than you, read the scenarios and watch the endings that are actually enjoyable, and move on.
Just treat Touhou as an interactive book. It's what I did.

In case she's kidnapped by pedo hags out there

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Iku is pure!

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best of both worlds!

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user...

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>wanna get good at 2hu
>there are also a bunch of other games i want to play/get good at
why are there so many good games

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voca.ro/iZVEsrXNKQe

>all your favorite 2hus would actually be disgusted by you

based

Is this a call for help? If you see no hope in this world, why keep yourself on it?

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speak up nerd

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Just play once every day with no retries, it takes only 20 minutes

Im taking a break from mof. Whole game is easy except fucking Kanako.

Just take it one game at a time user.

Is there a more Chad 2hu than Marisa?
>Shits all over 1500's japan Aesthetic by being a witch
>Self taught, absolutely no special powers of any kind
>Tomboy
>Confident as fuck
>Total bro and chills at Reimu's place
>Depicted in fanon as having lesbos craving her
>MASTER SPARK

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>Self taught,
you mean stolen. her only gimmick is master spark which she stole from others

master spark isnt even her spell

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She has a tiny vagina though. A dicklet can please her.

I like her golden wings

And one day she'll go too far and that'll be the end.

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Yuuka!
with wings!

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Kanako is easy too, you just can't practice her until the end

>ywn be a 2hu
Why live?

>wanting to have doujins made about you

>Lose 1cc at final boss
>Lose all motivation to start over and slog through the first 3 stages