5 days until it's over, animal crossing bros

>Got Beardo as my first camper and I knew immediately I had to move this guy in ASAP. Dude looks like he regularly impregnates adolescent school girls and lonely MILFs on the daily. I'm tryna receive DVDs of my female villagers getting leglock mating pressed in the mail every morning. Motherfucker rocks an unabashed jungle bush and doesn't even wear pants.

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I want Timmy and Tommy to breed me!

able sisters closes in a half hour, they have this funky hot dog hat and some nice options for tender hearted crossdressers like the cafe uniform. also if you bring me 6 petals i can craft you a cherry-blossom pochette if you'd like

071GH

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>what's that, you're trying to hunt tarantulas?

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Anyone with sakura dupes?

if by protect you mean penetrate

They can't even cum.

I want Petal pile, do you already have the branches one? Alternatively I could trade you something else for it.

i got a cherry blossom pochette, post dodo if interested

Prove it

>Blathers starts talking about it

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So, if you plant bamboo it's supposed to naturally grow shoots, yeah?
I scooped one up from a friend a few days ago, but am gettin nothing new yet

>left a gold nugget on tarantula island to have one more space for a tarantula
Think it was worth it? Flik is in town, and I've got about 12 gold nuggets anyways

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I loathe goats

Has it rained on anyone's island during the entire month of April? I've played every day and it hasn't rain since March for me. I'm convinced rain is disabled this month or something.

BLUE BOARD

It didn't adjusted shit
You still can't fish without getting eggs
You still can't dig in expeditions because in mystery islands all fossil spots are eggs for some reason

Was so stoked when I finally got a bamboo island last night. My shop was closed but Flick was there late to hook me up.

>he doesn't "Woooo!" at ceremonies

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they're not going to let it rain during this easter shit

gold nugget is worth only 2000 bells less than a tarantula while having far more uses, you'd be a fucking idiot to pick the latter

Gold is very rare, and
12k bells is genuinely nothing

>Cherry-Blossom Pochette
Aaaaaaaa, I want that

so how about those turnip prices?

You made the wrong choice

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I would have kept the nugget. I mean, that mech takes like 10 of them.

What is the visitor capacity? 5?

So will the egg spawns fuck us over for the upcoming fishing tourney?

Past 5:30 PM here

Saharah is in town
Turnips are ass
Hyacinths, pansies, windflowers

Notable Able items include:
Pixel shades (the meme sunglasses)
Cafe uniform
Chef outfit
Rounded beard
Crown (not royal, costs 1mil)

Board msgs/drawings are appreciated, feel free to take fruit, let me know if you need anything else

Earlier shit crashed so I'll be closing the gates after 4 or 5 anons

9LT71

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Did you remember to install the patch?

i got the recipe if you wanna trade

I wipe my ass with 12k bells.

Fuck no. Ugly bitch.

great but what will be next for animal crossing?
will there be anything else than shitty holiday updates, which were expected to be in the base game like theyve been since the original on the gamecube, or will this so-called video game forever suffer under a severe lack of actual content?

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wanted a knifejaw? lol too bad enjoy your fucking egg NIGGER

Incoming! Hopefully my connection isn't horrible.

I do, every time

Which one is the branches one?
Are you wanting the wood or the pile?

I'd love the pochette. Any recipes you want? I could craft something for you if i have the recipe for it.

>Wood wall/floor
>Branches
>Bonsai
>Pond stone
>Picnic

How many inventory upgrades are there and how do you get them all?

My villagers are talking about something big happening soon. They're just talking about Bunny Day, aren't they? I got excited thinking something neat was about to happen.

I haven't used any of my gold nuggets yet. What's the best use for them?

Crown/cat hood shop guy back.
So some dumbass disconnected and crashed the lobby. If you're the dude from "Oceanwhatever" don't be a fag and join. You literally took 5 minutes to land.
Dodo code is K37R6

>but what will be next for animal crossing?
It's Nintendo user, trying to guess what they'll do next is impossible.

>spend all my money paying my debt and expanding my house
>the fucking royal crown shows up at Abel's
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck

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they're adding a battle royale mode

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there are two, you get the second after the tent gets upgrade to resident services

i dont have the picnic or either plant. if you can craft me the picnic i'd appreciate it!

Branches is basically a potted mini cherry blossom tree, which will be nice for when the actual trees go back to green.

I want to fuck Celeste and make Blathers watch.

Check your notice board. There may be some kind of event coming up.

>Sheep that low
>Monkeys below gorillas
>Elephants S tier
>Hippos above ANYTHING
Yikes..

whoops, i replied too many times, thinking you were same person, what sakura recipes you guys got?

Reposting question on how to emulate the new animal crossing, I got the firmware and the program/files downloaded, I just can't figure out keys and where to get them. /vg/ is not any help ether

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>I wipe my ass with 12k bells.
Oh yeah? You wipe your ass with 12k bells?
Well, let me tell you that I wipe my ass with 10k bells! Why you no like this? Very good. This is good. Now we are nice and cleaned out and ready to move on. Remember: Keep things so sweet and enjoyable that they will keep on giving your every need! Enjoy everything they give you. We're going to do the breakfast now! It is a morning meal that serves as a main part of your normal breakfast. Breakfast is not meant to be high in nutrients. It should be low in calories and saturated fat. Here's what you need to do. First, wipe your ass with the laxative by putting the bundle of 12k bells at the edge of the toilet. You'll probably poop on the linoleum, if you are impatient like me, so wipe it clean with a paper towel or absorbent pad. This makes everything look cleaner, and more likely to catch your scent!

No idea why it took that long, earlier trips were 1 min tops. Wouldn't have tried if I knew it'd randomly be shit, sorry m8

Dodo?

My hopping zipper bunny has been missing for 2 days now, did they remove him or something?

golden tools and FABULOUS golden furniture

Gold dung beetle statues to surround the museum

Does anyone have the sakura picnic or pond stone recipes? I'll pay for them with a NMT

>12K bells
hold the fuck up
are you telling me a full inventory of tarantulas is ONLY 12k?
And you fuckers farmed for this??

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come hang out folks

9LT71

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The egg nerfs are preventing me from getting the last few recipes. Thanks a lot Yas Forums

If you mean the Bonsai, I have that already.
I already have
>petal pile
>sakura wood wall
>sakura flooring
>blossom-viewing lantern
>sakura bonsai
>outdoor picnic set

1GDG5 come give me sakura recipes and sell your turnips for 560

Gotcha, I've just never seem any one trip take that long. Maybe next time bud, gotta look out for the other anons.

it's only there on the first day to announce the shitshow and on the last to force on you yet more tacky fucking shit furnitures

how do you not have the picnic? it was litterally free to everyone

Fuck off, elephants are based

Oh user...

Why is it our fault, user?

>last nook mile ticket after 8 attempts and wasting the whole day on quests
>merengue is there
>its a money island, so I came out with 40 grand + coconuts
>caught the fucking olive flounder thats been alluding me for 5 hours

its all coming together, boys

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>Animacrossing fags in a nutshell (0:09) youtu.be/weHNnsMY82A

>full inventory of tarantulas is ONLY 12k?
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Nah, it's different to the bonsai, it's probably bigger

No
Each sells for 8k in shop and I think 10k to flick

that's how much ONE tarantula is worth retard

ok, ill trade pochette recipe for wall recipe

i honestly have no idea

12k*

9MV0N
431
I thought I'd be closing earlier but I guess not yet. This will be the last time

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closing on the hour for a bit, I'll be back later

You got a tight little man pussy in ya, don'tcha?

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Nah 8000x40

She's a slut who likes to get BLACKED

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one hairy spider worth 12 zeroes, many spiders many coin, grug like coin, stonks go wryyy

Based brainlet

I've been playing FF7R while waiting for this fucking easter event to end in New Horizon.

HE SHOULD BE CRUCIFIED ALONGSIDE OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS IN THE HOPES HE (ZIPPER) DOES NOT RISE FROM THE DEAD!

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Who else 14/14 cherry blossom recipes here?

Eh, sure. My island is still bare bones (and has some trash laying around cause Im a hoarder), and I know I need to move Axel's house out of the store's way, I'll do that later.
73JSG
Abel's will close in like an hour

should bring octopus up to S tier, wolf deer and koala down to B tier, Chicken and Rhino up to B tier, Bird Alligator and Dog up to A tier

delete this right now

chevre is PURE

>Bianca
>B tier

you take that back

3TTGN

>at this point your villagers probably think youre retarded because all you say is "woooo"

since when was chevre in lesbians with nan

user please.... I know I'm stupid, I just need a little bit of help...

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How much is the crown

Im scootin in

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LOOKIN LIKE A DOUBLE BALLOON SURPRISE

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>drop everything but net
>get 39 tarantulas
>drop net
>put gold in the last spot
That's how you're supposed to do it. Gold is too rare not to take, but you should have at least one spot for something that isn't a tarantula. You can't replace the net you use to catch one or place a tarantula while on a tour.

Uhhh how much is the crown?

in my town she has the perfect kitchen counter/sink/oven combo I feel bad for trying to steal it

why is nu animal crossing so soulless?

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GO AWAY YOU CREEPY FUCK.

GO AWAY.

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get out of my fucking face

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>going for collection 1 of every item
>storage is fucking maxed every time
unless i was abusing lottery or making bells it wouldn't be an issue but fucking christ why can't they just let us build a storage chest or something at this point

also, let us fucking buy more than 1 item at a time FUCK

Fuck water eggs I never have enough water eggs

Awesome

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The only thing i like about Bunny Day are the cherry blossom trees. I think they're pretty. Also, i like selling the eggs for more bells.

I'm going to join too in case you want to trade your petal pile for the branches

>he holds ceremonies

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nice pic heh

you got older

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1,200,000 or around that

The collection is having it in your catalog, only keep the stuff you can't order from it.

>Mfw I have a duck, a rabbit, an eagle, a frog, a penguin, a hamster, a horse and a chicken
Feels fucking good.

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less soul != soulless

I know bug spawns are decided at the time you enter a nook mile island but what about fish spawns

That's a cute Cherry, too bad there's a hideous villager OC in front of her

Mutts law

...

would you consider opening again? i want the crown please

sorry user, wish i had recipe to give at least. Thanks for letting me sell, though

Why do cats look like absolute trash in this game?
It's not fair.

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>Zipper
>Soulless

Anyone that has all recepies and can craft some stuff for me?

google it dumb cunt

that's completely besides the point, i shouldn't have to throw away items just because nintendo doesn't know what a storage box is

i'm sorry bud, i'm gathering up my turnips at the moment. If I get lucky and find somewhere to sell i'll open up again soon

Hey im the user that wanted Del. If you are here my friend code is SW-3746-6716-5782.

I don't know exactly how invites work but im sure I can figure it out.

That's not it
>1500 less furniture
>get to pick and choose the villagers you like
>get to pick and choose housing spots
>get to terraform entire island to your need
>get to change all the housing/town building locations to your need
>crafting
>breakable tools
>minecraft mode
>most of the npcs: gone
>99% of town buildings: gone
that's objectively soulless compared to the previous games.

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Why do you have such shit taste? It's not fair

Couldn't help it

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Thank you very much user
Yay~

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Sakura ones

Not worth it to play at, at most, and if you have a high end PC, 15FPS

>fedora
Of course.

Nice scarf.

soulless means they hand that shit and you dont have to do the work

I got a royal crown at my able sisters, any of you richfags want it? My only request is that you let me catalog it after you buy it since I already spent my turnip profits.

I'll post my dodo if anyone is interested.

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get your eyes checked faggot

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>Having more options is a bad thing
I will give you that breakable tools is one of the most retarded mechanics in Animal Crossing history.

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Hey which Egg DIY sales for the most? I saw the dress sales for a good bit, but it's requires more materials to craft.

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Post a single bad cat.
They all awesome. The new one Raymond too.

They literally have no nose.

Sounds soulful to me.

hell are you talking about

I have no idea

blessed user

wallpaper

I realize this is a japanese game but did they really have to add nothing BUT japanese furniture? where's the good shit they removed?

IM IN

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QUESTION

Is there any reason I shouldn't spend all my Nook Miles on Bell Vouchers?

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Noses Are Not Important

I did, nothing explains anything about keys, not even the damn wiki
I ran BotW month one pretty well on my older hardware, and if anything I know how to optimize to at least force it to 30fps, I just have never done a switch emulation

Better ways to make money exist.
Bell Vouchers are worthless.

Are you retarded?

It os a bad thing if it means cutting 99% of content for the sake of it.

Birds suck dude. Look at the list of birds on the AC wiki and tell me they're A tier

BEcause making money is easy on this game and nook miles is harder?

How do I kick a villager out of my island? I hate this faggot Marshal

>not rating every single villager
weak