Genuinely can't wait for the absolute shitstorm that occurs when fans who've been waiting years for the remake realise...

I beat it yesterday and was actually pleasantly surprised because it wasn't a straight up remake.
Love how they don't even try to replace the original but put it on a pedestal and essentially say to the player that it's still a fucking great game and you should play it if you haven't already.

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Time jannies is based chad Nomura dabbing on the virgin autismo boys that want a 1:1 remake

These devs don't want to do a scene by scene fucking slavish recreation of the original game from 22 years ago, who can blame em? If the story is rewritten intelligently, it can only be better for it

>reeeee where are the time jannies to revert my board to its canonical state of wojaks and smash threads

>Be me Nomura
>Help make a great game back in 1997
>People love it
>In 2005 do a tech demo showing what the game would like today
>People start begging me to recreate this game
>Years pass hopes fade
>Announce that we are officially remaking the game
>3 years of marketing hype about how this is so faithful we have to split into multiple games
>people buy this
>MFW the game isnt a remake but a sequel
>I even put in a reference to the whiny fans that wanted an exact remake by making them ghosts

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Love how everyone is screaming "FUCKING NOMURA!!@!@!" yet Nojima is the writer. Original staff are still able to fuck shit up but no one wants to admit it. The original was never good. Get fucked.

It's all good, bro. Johnny saves the game, dude.

maybe you're assuming too much. have you considered that anons screeching into the void is, in fact, the point? that there isn't some grand conspiracy, and instead people are simply sharing thoughts and/or shitposting about vidya?

normies already love it bro

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Commence the TIME JANNY posting

>normies
dumb normalfag

FF as a whole is mediocre.

youtube.com/watch?v=u9k85UTWCYI

It's audacious how in the launch trailer they pretty much reveal their cards early on

> time jannies
> barrett getting stabbed
> zack fair boots shown and buster sword

Bro!

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>If the story is rewritten intelligently
it isn't, unfortunately

kek

The real shitstorm will be when it breaks sales records for Square and all the cope posting that will follow on Yas Forums

I was like 5 years old when the FF7 first came out and I haven't really cared about the remake but this shitstorm is making me kind of want to get it just to see what the fuss is about

Square Enix is thanking you for the free publicity and marketing

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Nojima is Nomura's hand puppet.

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I look at that trailer and pretty much get the idea that SE is quietly signalling 'we're doing a re-imagining of FF7 - not a scene by scene remake - deal with it'

In a way it might make the story more interesting if the audience thinks it knows exactly how things will play out but things won't. It could work, or it could be really, really bad.

>nomura
Nojima is the writer. Nostalgia fags just don't wanna admit an og writer shat the bed.

I'm just fucking sad man. I just wanted to play FF7 with good graphics are more interactive combat.
and we get this shit.

only shills care about sales

Be honest though, if they kept the story entirely the same, when FF7R Part 2 comes out, what's the point if everybody already knows Aerith is going to die, or any of the other pivotal plot points? If the player has influence over how the story plays out that could be cool, if it is like an omen that the player wants to prevent, that could work too.

The 'seven seconds' line that Sephiroth drops Cloud kinda seems to allude to the seven seconds it takes for Sephiroth to kill Aerith in the original, and that from there he has pretty much won. It could be interesting if it becomes like some Star Wars Episode 3-like 'premonition' - i.e. Anakin sees visions of his wife Padme dying, but it's kind of a self fulfilling prophecy where all the steps he takes to try to prevent it just bring it into fruition

It most cases yes but in this case huge sales means part 2 gets made and Boomers have to watch Nojima and Nomura fuck with their precious little game. The despair will be palpable on Yas Forums

IT
SUBVERTED
MY
EXPECTATIONS
I CLAPPED I CLAPPED SO MUCH

seems equally pathetic as the autistic purists, but have fun i guess

I genuinely thought this was some youtuber's edit.

WHAT the fuck is this? Who directed this?

Shitposters seething lmao this shit is going to make Square hundreds of millions and win GotY these cope threads are peak seethe

1. because you haven't play the game in a while. so you get to experience a good story again. with updated gameplay & graphics.
2. because the majority of people who were going to buy it have not played the original. FF7 is more than just aerith dying. people die. it's something you have to accept.

but there was never any need to put in convoluted kingdom hearts bullshit and bad writing if the goal was just to save aerith (who knows too much in advance in this game so is probably from the future too)
now people who played the game have been betrayed. and people who never play'd wont actually get to experience FF7 and wont have a fuckign clue what's going on.

they were promised FF7. now they will get incredibly low quality, poorly written nomura garbage instead. they were all scammed it's not FF7 nor is it a remake.

>Who cares if it's shit? At least it's not like the classic game everyone remembers. It'll be better off for it!

I clapped too hehe. I wish nomura characters where my real friends. I wish sora was my friend and we would anime laugh together just like nomura characters in the games.

>"Mom I hated the popular thing, aren't I unique and cool?"

ebin my guy lmao get rekt boomers

No. Seven seconds is all the time he can spare to play with you

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lol what the fuck is this stupid shit?

Giant original game fan here.
Begged for a remake since PS2.
Got this.

And I love it. Part 2 is going to be fucking wild. And much more devient from the original.

time jannies

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>good story again
>thinking it's nomura writing

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i've been saying that if they just told all the fans that it was a sequel instead of a remake instead of bait and switching it would have been fine and there would have been no drama, because final fantasy 7 fans have dog shit taste to begin with thats why they like final fantasy 7, the worst of the modern final fantasies before X-2.

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history niggas

undo undead

destinyggas

>Time travel in a game with magic
>FF7 Fan: "WAAAH TIME TRAVEL!? FUCKING FANFIC RETARDED SHIT!!!!!!!!"
>The planet created giant living robots somehow to defend itself but they don't do that at all
>FF7 Fan: "MASTA PIECE WOW! BRILLIANT!"

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It's worse when you hear his voice.

>is it fucking stupid and childish beyond belief?
then you better believe it's nomura writing.
when nomura is director he fucks with everything and does most of the writing just like with kingdom hearts. he's admitted this in interviews.

FF7 is one of the only good stories square has ever made

Noooo you contrarian
You're supposed to join the hivemind and shitpost all daaaaayyyy

That... that was a good one user.

>ff7 story
>good
>when 6 8 9 and 10 exist
i dont care if it was your first final fantasy it was dog shit then and its dog shit now

>FF7 is one of the only good stories square has ever made

Fuck off

>I just wanted to play FF7 with good graphics are more interactive combat.

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>10
that's a fucking yikes from me dog.

sorry 10, has a more fleshed out story than DUDE FOLLOW MY GAY LOVER 7

these are the people who don't even have an idea what FF7 is. they are the audience for remake.

>Hitting cope levels that shouldn't be possible.
The original story was just as horse shit get over it. Time jannies don't even look that out of place in this poo poo kaka continuity. You FF7 fags will still buy it is the worst part.

What are those yellow streaks running down the shirt of that 23 year old?

>DUDE FOLLOW MY GAY LOVER 7
you do know nomuras fanfiction is not the actual FF7 right?

this is the FF7R audience. people who don't know shit about FF7 and don't care about it.
pretty telling.

no, the actual final faggot 7 is literally following that faggot for the entire game. Fuck off you autistic advent children faggot.

>for the entire game
t. didn't play the game.

>8
8's story is a fucking mess.