Day 6 of resetting my village, just give me ankha nintendo you fucking faggots

Out of all the little flaws this game has, this one drives me nuts

>Get it as soon as May 27 - June 17

Imagine the smell

seamus, etc.

Hows the weather in Ireland?

ocean water and coconut

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>tfw got her randomly
this is my first animal crossing game too I honestly dont get the hype for her. now robot frog, he's pretty cool and I got him too.

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I don't get it.

Are you having potatoes for dinner?

Why does this happens?

Based retard

god she's cute

When you're friends see her on your island they're gonna assume you're a coomer

Cute anthros fucking, not counting ugly sparkledogs, is damn near impossible to top. Just keep it a fun kink and don't make it a lifestyle.

>he doesn't know

irish are always drunk and have whiskey dick a lot. therefore they hate women with big asses because its hard to push rope in them.

those arent even big, it unga bunga caveman borderline hyper "le thicc xDDD" garbage

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So as long as you get her through the campsite you should be fine?

>$20

That's racist user

Still too much form, they should just be shapeless blobs of fat.

Imagine liking Ankha when there's cuter gimmick villagers out there.
Like Coco.

You can't get her as a starter villager dummy seamenbrain fuckhead.
Starter villagers are already a normal female and a jock.

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Yeah and? What you posted was perfection.

I would unga that wooloo bunga.

they're not people so it doesnt count

>perfection
ask me how i know your 14

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>not liking the best gimmick character

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Holy shit dude, you're trying way too hard. That's just embarrassing.

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Call me when you get this cute nerd instead

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I want to protect that open mouth

What did the Irish ever do to you, user?

Think I got her 5th and it looked like this

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I'm a 29 year old high test male that enjoys voluptuous anthros. Sorry not sorry.

>"caveman liked it so its good"

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Did you give her the fug?

You have the chance of simply choosing the fruit Ankha would prefer instead of autisming for Ankha herself. Just wait for someone to dump her on an AC discord or by luck, at least you'll have something to show for the girl.

I've resetted for Peaches.

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where the fuck does she sleep

Absolute fucking Chad. Keep having great taste my man.

In the sarcophaguses, duh

The pyramid is also a little tent where you can fuck her

>29
>high test

go drink your prune juice granpa

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cavemen didn't care for feet fetishists.

idk but often when i go in there she's on that gold toilet....

obv in the sarcophagus

My bed.

damn nigger your taste is so terrible you're defying millions of years of evolution

RUINED MURICA

Me chilling at my girlfriend Ankha's house. She lets me shit in her golden toilet sometimes

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>jealous zoom can't handle the poon older anons get

>ghost
>shit beard
shit taste

she doesnt let me go

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Just set your clock to May 27th then faggot.

America was already ruined once the first colonists arrived on its shores.

back then they were glorious britbongs
>entire centuries of seething that americans exist

they're dirty dirty people

underrated

perhaps if the brits didn't fuck them over time and time again they wouldn't have had to live in filth

>evolved beyond liking shapeless blobs of fat

kneel ape boi.

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Americans were the ultimate original trolls
>You're going to tax us? Fuck you and your tea, into the sea it goes

t.

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do you think the brits liked dealing with them either?

>>jealous zoom can't handle the prune older anons get
FTFY.

Are you high test or low test if you have the need to cum at least 2 or 3 times per day?

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>shapeless blobs of fat
>posts muscles

cope&seethe

neither, just high sex-drive

>says the shapeless blob of muscle

low because high test gets someone else to make them cum

And here I thought I was special

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jesus, literal cope.

fat isn't muscles, one is actually required for us to move our joints. fat's just a caveman utility we once relied on to survived, now turned crippling disease.

>ankha
absolute plebeian

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