Mfw essential worker and don't get to play vidya like everyone else

I'm with you
>People complaining about needing to stay home
>Staying home is my fucking dream

I wish

Me too. Posting from work right now.

user, it only kills boomers and weaklings. Anyone 40> will be fine.

>tfw fast food worker and still working through this pandemic
man, id just like to buy n play me some RE3 remake.

It's actually pretty dull user. I've got a huge backlog and I'm just doing cleanup around the house and only playing a game or two before I go to bed. If I were you I'd enjoy the job security.

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>it only kills old people
you got an underlying illness, you can be sure to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye.

Are you getting paid extra?

>working from home but I only have to do about 20 minutes of work across an average 9 to 5 shift
>being paid to play vidya
Thank you Winnie

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>mfw falling further and further behind on my thesis

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its mcdonalds, user
so..nope.
but if i do catch it, or something with similar symptoms, we do get 2 weeks off paid, though.

From the thumbnail it looked like her face was joined to the ground and she was sucking it or something

I said weaklings as well.

>mfw all the aids riddled homos die

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You'd be surprised how many people have underlying medical issues. Didn't realise how sick people are until this

Uh huh

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>He got it? How old is he?
>Keep him alive.

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>being a wage cuck

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Stop eating fast food and drinking soda constantly

you could just quit

HISTORY NIGGAS STRIKE AGAIN

>eating healthy prevents all medical conditions
I drank my milk and ate my vegetables and that didn't do anything to stop the gene that's causing my vertebrae to slowly fuse together

Same here my man. At least I am not getting coofed on.

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>He's over 40, boss
>End him

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>laid off
>losing my fucking mind because the unemployment site is fucking dogshit and my job is not helping at all and the unemployment office phone lines are perpetually full

I NEED TO GET FUCKING PAID. YOU FUCKING BOOMER CUNTS SHUT THE ENTIRE WORLD DOWN AND IM GOING TO FUCKING STARVE BECAUSE OF IT

FUCK

The issue is it can cause other complications even if you're healthy. My cousin got it and it also gave him pneumonia. He's recovered but could have gotten worse.

That's not going to make you die from covid, moron.

I’m not essential but I still have to work. Suck it up, zoom zoom. Back in my day...

That won't but my asthma will

You need to do everything at night my GF logs in at midnight and is done within minutes.

Most people don't get pneumonia from it. If they do they end up like your brother and get better.

Honestly its scary how shitty genes everybody has. Why do we allow them to breed

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>mfw work is computer based so I still have to work from home

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More money for hospitals

>Honestly its scary how shitty genes everybody has.

this isn't even that deep. people can't fucking wash their hands or give others personal space. you dont need to be high iq blue hair blond eye master race to do this.

corona is like the great flood for all those fuckers that take a piss without washing their hands. good riddance.

Good girl
*Pat pat*

Post more Shiki

>Fat people and boomer remover

I'll take he 0.2% that don't fit in this category as a collateral

when boomers die america can at last turn into new mexico

I bet you sit down to pee

Essential workers are so cucked. Not even getting any extra hazard pay and most of the jobs are low wage shit, meanwhile people are sitting at home on 100% pay for the next few months. New level of wagie

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>He doesn't wash his hands

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If you're not getting paid for being on call, you're not on call, you're just a zero hour cuck

>tfw non-essential, but get to work from home, but have to update my boss every hour of what i got done that hour

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Why do people put up with this shit? Why even hire someone if you don't trust someone to do their job. Yeah okay, infrequent updates is fine, but every hour?

>essential worker
>watch the CCTV all day

i was a 2 year neet but i got forced into working at a grocery store because they're hiring literally anyone that's not sick right now. luckily it's an overnight shift which is good for me because i literally do not know how to talk to people. hopefully i can just contract this illness and get back to neeting asap. i cannot stand working and i was hoping for this virus to continue and even mutate and start killing everyone, for the sole reason of me not needing to work.

I remember getting laid off years ago and couldnt get the fucking unemployment site to work. I think I fucked with it for a week straight until I finally managed to put some shit through. Two weeks pass by with nothing until they say "sorry not happening". I definitely feel like they make the unemployment sites as difficult as possible so people give up and dont bother.

coof on everyone

>mfw work in a microbiology lab in a hospital and virtually all work except viral shit has stopped, but they expect the whole lab to come in, so 90% of the time I’m doing fuck all but still terrified because I don’t want the Shanghai Shivers and every time I have to deal with a Covid sample (which is almost all the time even though we don’t test them in our lab we just send them to another lab with a PCR machine) I’m imagining I’m getting short of breath and am going to die even though I’m only 34 and otherwise healthy to the extent all my colleagues are taking the piss out of me so I might just phone my boss up and pretend I have a cough so I don’t have to come in for a week and can just play some JRPGs at home but then I realise my wife and daughters are home and they would expect me to cook and stuff

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>tuberculosis vaccination apparently considerably lowers covid risks because it trains your immune system
>mfw the entire country is vaccinated and despite the utter retardation of our citizens a few weeks ago the amount of cases is still extremely mild compared to general population

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>haven't done essential work in over 20 years
>been social distancing for over 20 years
Shh, hear that wagie? It's the sound of your break ending. Better hurry on back to work, you know how Mr. Shekelberg gets when you're late.

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Imagine working in a grocery store and encountering hundreds of morons every day touching everything. It's not a matter of if you can avoid the virus it's how long until you get it.

>tfw county conscripted me as a service worker even though my department is nonessential

I have to pack food in the hood tomorrow. Feels bad man, I just wanted to play more Bannerlord in peace.

I honestly can't complain. Everyone i know is losing their jobs and I also just started around this time last year. This is the first time i work at home. It doesn't help either that my boss is super paranoid about security in general.

Good thing is i don't have to be very specific, but its annoying nonetheless.

>working from home
is nice

The fact people just want to go back to 'normal' even after the shutdown proving that much of the economy is a complete meme proves how cucked normies are

How'd you get forced into that?

Zero hours is unemployed

>haven't had a job in two years so i don't have to feel guilty any more
>but people somehow still have no time for me, even though they're not working

but muh social distancing, please get back to work wagie, profits at a all time hig- i mean we need to feed the nation in this difficult time...

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for once it feels good to be a starbucks cuck. 30 days paid was a classy move for such a large and greedy corporation. and I'm just gonna quit at the end of the paid leave and move on to greener pastures. GL user, I really don't think you should be out there

I thought she was doing a dick sucking face in the thumbnail for some reason

>stuck as an essential worker working a company mailroom contract
>They split my work force in two to cutdown on office crowding, so I get paid vacation every other week.
>when I do work its barely anything since no on in the company is actually working in the building.
As much as Id love to live the full NEET life, being a part time NEET feels good to.

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Hey neets, you’re gonna get the virus too, it’s just a matter of time.

>Essential worker
Yeah, I'd like a 20 pack nuggets with extra fries

Imagine being a hypochondriac and deciding to work at a hospital.

And I thought I had it bad. I only have to take a few calls a day while studying for a certification

If you're full on hikki, how are you meant to get it?

>gas stations are essential apparently
>but they cut our hours by half so now I'm not making enough for the bills, but since I'm still working not eligible for EI
its fucking dumb.

You're not likely to get the virus even if you're a non-retarded normie let alone a NEET who has been isolating for years

Wash your hands you filthy nigger

good. i hope it grants me a sweet death.

>Work nights at lab
>Somebody in another building got the disease
>The show must go on

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>haven't done essential work in over 20 years
>been social distancing for over 20 years
Shh, hear that wagie? It's the sound of your break ending. Better hurry on back to work, you know how Mr. Shekelberg gets when you're late.

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>should be getting paid more for risking yourself in a pandemic
>actually get paid less
kikes always win

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His parents probably got tired of him being a sponge

Seek therapy, my dude

Who here home office chad?
Spent the entire day fapping to anime and got paid for it

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I wasn’t a hypochondriac until I got my masters. Germs and shit are scary homie

Probably because you're an insufferable faggot

It’s airborne and lives on surfaces and there is no cure, it’s going to be around for years, and you’ll get it when you order anything that comes in a box. The only way you might not get it is if you’re a complete hermit living in a cave and no one here is

COPE
I wish I was dead all the time and this shit isn't even going to phase me, sadly

theres like no work though right? so free money either way