ITT: Weird weapons.
What are some of the weirdest/strangest weapons you've ever seen in a game? Either ones you can equip or ones that an NPC has.
The first one that comes to mind for me is the Orphan of Kos and his placenta weapon.
ITT: Weird weapons
Dominic Nguyen
Dylan Torres
The gun blade has always been weird to me because I have no ideas how it’s supposed to work. Does the bullet like skim along the edge of the sword? Does it fire two bullets on either side? Could you ever swing it effectively with the handle shaped the way it is?
Grayson Brown
A
FUCKING
VOLLEYBALL
Lucas Morales
Bloodborne cucks get wercked by this slim zombie guy with a useless weapon. Let that sink in.
Robert Morris
It doesn't fire any bullets, user.
James Barnes
So what the fuck is the trigger for?
Chase Hernandez
Then what the fuck?
Nicholas Barnes
Look, it's tamer than IRL gunblades so I don't know what you're complaining about.
Ethan Brooks
It send a vibration through the blade causing more damage as it violently rents flesh. It’s like a more hardcore twisting of a blade
Mason Bailey
There’s a dilation function
Adrian Collins
The insect glove from half life was proprably the first weird weapon I remember. Now you can find similar organic weapons in many games. Scorn gives me a similar feeling
Eli Wright
Not from a game, but why is Dooku's lightsaber bent? lmao
Jordan Russell
The explosion of the round in the chamber causes the blade to vibrate, causing more damage. That's the in-game explanation.
Carson Nelson
For more effective prostate stimulation.
Jayden Reed
It's just a curved sword.
Jose Johnson
So he can say "get bent" to his enemies
Juan Johnson
This is the most retarded weapon in the game, it's not even fun to use, the only time I ever pulled it out was on DMD mission 18 to obliterate nightmare because I was stuck on that literal piece of shit for 3 days.
Austin Gray
>doesn't eat his placenta off the weapon to regain HP
Missed opportunity.
Lincoln Jones
Do you know how WASP knife works?
It's that, but the size of an actual sword and using actual gunpowder explosion.
Isaac Hill
Holy based!
Nathaniel Ramirez
>I dunno brudda, I just think those Al Bhed should have their own drinking fountains, you hear me?
Jonathan Wood
Elijah Sanders
Nah its just to look cool, it was the style at the time
Elijah Bailey
Lulu and her stupid dolls.
Ayden Walker
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Justin Bennett
Thomas Mitchell
>placenta weapon
This is werid shaped axe covered in some flesh. Not placenta.
Justin Bennett
One of the Shadow Hearts games had a guy wielding a miniaturised submarine and a few other similarly ridiculous things IIRC.
Logan Cooper
those are the cutest
Gabriel Williams
Aman is a good artist, but don't let him design any weapons.
Noah Ortiz
>it's not even fun to use
Nuh uh, you can set hat on everything and pull them to you with it, it's awesome
Jayden Cook
Kayden Cox
Is that game any good?
Nolan Jackson
I haven't played it since I was a kid but I loved it then. They just re-released it on Switch.
Daniel Edwards
>Ayyy, yo amano, whatcha got cookin' maine?
Ooooh heisoi, rookit speshol supah watercorror french fashion catarogue model! Add lotta barnacle! Dolpheen penis shouldah pads-desu!
>Damn, nigga, that shit is tight! How does it protect him?
He dampir, no need protect only fashion!
>Dope!
Nathan Bennett
Its a meme game. People only played it because oddworld fanboyism. It was mediocre.
Dylan Price
Evan Taylor
the insect glaive in monster hunter is a pretty weird weapon
Gavin Miller
too bad it doesn't have in game models
Jacob Diaz
It doesn't shoot bullets, pulling the trigger apparently just causes the blade to vibrate and go all HF Sword for a bit. No idea why you would design that to function like a gun, or if you did why would design it like a revolver of all things, but yeah. I have a replica of it and trying to hold/swing it like a normal sword is very difficult; for how goofy and impractical it looks Seifer's grip is actually probably the more comfortable way to hold it.
Jayden Brown
We're actually meant to believe that Squall never put the handle up his ass and fired it off for the vibration.
Eli Nelson
>I hate fun
Joshua Hughes
Your down swing hits earlier than a straight lightsaber would. So its "faster", but impractical for pretty much any other way of swinging it. Thats my guess.
Liam Thomas
Its fun but nothing special as a standalone title. For an Oddworld game, no. Unfortunately, the only Oddworld games still worth playing are the original Oddyssey and Exoddus.
Jonathan Turner
To put it up the pooper
Easton Young
No because he’s not a fag like you
Jackson Price
>bleetzball
Leo Taylor
>he didn’t use the whirligig saw
sad
Carter Wood
LMAO
Jack Wood
OMG NO WAY
James Murphy
That's probably the most sensible explanation for gunblades I've seen yet.
Thomas Murphy
Is that a penis?
Logan Jackson
Why does he have an erection?
Sebastian Anderson
i especially like how he has an actual sword strapped to his back but he's rather use his pointy stick
Ryan Wright
My nigga Gibari whacks people with paddles.
Ian Green
That's his intestines.
Isaiah Gutierrez
The actor himself wanted it to be that way. With the prequels goerge lucas pretty much allowed all the actors to choose how their sabers were designed. This actor already knew how to fence and preferred that style and the shape of the hilt for his saber was more comfortable with his fencing stance.
Brody Peterson
Demon's Souls Dragon Bone Smasher.
Isaac Jenkins
It's the severed umbilical cord that Byrgenwerth took.
Grayson Robinson
is that a fucking compass
Carson Fisher
>Demon's Souls Dragon Bone Smasher.
>Dragon Bone Smasher
>Bone Smasher
>Smasher
i dunno, user, looks pretty bone smashy to me
Cameron Rogers
Fun fact: They got the idea for the Orphan of Kos from Cubone.
Caleb Gray
It's just a fucking berserk reference
Joseph Moore
>dark souls 2 rips it off