Saints Row®: TheThird™ - Remastered Announce Trailer (Official)

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Do we like it?

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I like it. Just wish it was sr2 instead

Saints Row: The Turd is the worst one, so no.

>Epic Games exclusive

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2020 year of the remaster

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Saint row 2 was the only game that mattered, trannies made the 3rd turd

time to make bimbo big tits bitch

How the fuck is this not just SR3 PC with an ENB mod slapped on it? How much are these absolute faggots wanting to charge for this shit?

2020 year of the disasters

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No news about the upcoming SR2 patch?

i thought there were news about SR2 getting new patches and updates and shit? what happened to that?

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Anything to make their console stay relevant. Can't just put in the old discs.

2>>>>>>>>>>>>4
Never played 1

I don't understand how people can like the superhero stuff.

oh no no no

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Theres like 2 or 3 people working on that and it is just "will get released once its done" type thing. But now with this announcement it is very likely that its time is getting close too.

how many times are they gonna make ports or remaster instead of a new saints row?

They're still working on it. It's supposed to be a free update so it's taking them a long time.

I wouldn't put it past deep silver to make it into a full price remaster and slap it on EGS though.

Looks more cyberpunk than cyberpunk 2077

You know what that means? Johnny Gat is gonna be a Fortnite skin

why would it need a remaster

It's gonna be $10 when it hits Steam anyways. Let the EGS fags buy their overpriced remasters

To pad the catalog on Epic Games Store

>not the 2nd one

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So its along the lines of the Sleeping Dogs remaster where the remaster ended up making the game look worse

yes and it'll probably run worse too.

Sleeping Dogs and DXHR's remasters were fucking terrible in that regard.

>you used to get a free upgrade if you already got the game with Deep Silver's other titles (Darksiders, Red Faction)
>now you wont because Ebin Gay Exclusive

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>new vehicle models
>new character models
>new lighting
>new vfx
>etc
>'JuSt An EnB!'
retard

honestly looks great but it sucks that it's EGS exclusive, probably gonna pirate it until it comes to Steam

found the shill

Why would i care about a remaster of a game that's not even 10 years old?
It's perfectly playable, all they are going to do is redo some light effects and sharpen some textures, am i supposed to pay for that?

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sorry i forgot i was posting on Yas Forums and things need to be made clear with circles and arrows

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I only liked the first game and hated it when they turned it into a comedy

>crash bandicoot remaster
>Spyro remaster
>now this
these games were decent at best on release, they are garbage by todays standards, who the fuck buys this shit, is it old people who can't let go, or zoomers who have been misled?

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The "original" footage had to be from a PS3 or some shit because I do not remember it looking like that on the PC. And it really doesn't look any better, plus it's looking like it's going to run at 30FPS on the consoles, again.

I can attest to the fact that it's perfectly playable, as I very recently played through it with friends due to lockdown. They never played it before, fucking loved it, it still holds up. As long as this "remaster" doesn't offer a drastic amount of new content, I'm not biting. And no, porting the SR4 clothes and vehicles is not new content, even though that makes it easier for me to create Dr. Eggman.

looks like vomit filter has been applied
everything looks more ORANGE like a nuclear explosion

it was the best selling game of the franchise and they're hoping for a repeat

personally i think it's gonna bomb hardcore but who knows, maybe people will eat it up

lmao it's litteraly the same game with an ENB and some baby's first retexture mod 4K UHD edition

>am i supposed to pay for that?

Yes.

You can get the original on Steam for 10 bucks, even without a sale.
There is no reason for anyone to buy this for even 25, let alone more.

They're probably going to delist the original when it comes out.

They could just delist it now while they're at it lol

not that people care, if you own the original they won't take it away
and i already had all the fun there was to be had

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BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>remaking a 9 year old game.
Not okay.
But heard they are remaking the 2nd game as well, there is a good idea.

>EGS Exclusive
I'm not giving Tim or China my money for a game I played almost 9 years ago.

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found the mentally ill incel. have some sex, you're embarrassing

Please tell me this isn't the new saints row game they were working on

Games that actually need a remaster.
>c&c generals
>cod mw2 mp
>fallout 3
>re4

literally none of those need a remaster

>JuSt An EnB!
keep your faggot case on tumblr, underage

your overreaction is just icing on the cake lmao

whatever. i tried to replay it and just couldn't overlook it's jank and I was bored. it's not 2011 anymore.

All the games you listed are fine and perfectly playable on the shittiest toaster.

Remasters are a scam where people pay for games they already own for no reason at all
An intern spends a month swapping textures that weren't in the original because consoles of the time didn't had enough memory, then somebody slaps a shitty filter on top so it looks "different"

People like you are the reason this industry keeps getting away with this, you're on the same level as the FIFA dudebros

forget the PC version exists, the target audience is consoletards that think games are unplayable when they're a generation old.
it's just on PC because people bitched when re-elected wasn't, and because extra gay store will give them a fat check for it.

>re4
This has been remade to hell and back. I think its about time we put that game to rest. I would like them to fix the pc version though since the shits pretty much unplayable for me. Controls feels like ass and I get tons of motion sickness from it. I played it a million times on the GC and a little on the ps2, what the fuck did they do to this?

The two guys working on it "cancelled" it.

They arent remakes though. SR3's new version just seems to use the old models as a base and just adds new lighting, fog, and textures. Its basically an enhanced port. SR2 also isnt technically being remade, theres just a team of two working on fixing the dogshit PC port and add the console DLC for free.

It's a giant electric billboard, I think it's pixelated on purpose

>re4
just wait for the hd autist mod

Why the fuck does this even need a remaster? It's not even that good.

it sold well and normalfags liked it more than the other games. it's fondly remembered by tens of thousands of people that didn't play 2.

Four was the worst. It was just an expansion to three and they created no incentive to use vehicles.

Graphics were the least of SR3's problems.
They arent going to fix the fact that its basically a neutered version of 2 with a worse campaign

you shit eating retard
the textures are the same on both
what's missing in the remaster is the shader that makes it look like a screen, and not just a giant pixellated illuminated texture

because the mongs these "remasters" get outsourced to have 0 clue about the original art assets nor do they care

then just play the fucking game again. it hasn't aged that much.

I disagree, the superpowers and more self aware tone made it more fun to play. Vehicles werent missed since SR3's city wasnt fun to get around in. Collectables felt more meaningful than 3, the character progression was fun, the amount of references to the earlier games made me smile and chuckle. Havent played the DLCs yet though.

The only game that well and truly needs a remaster is Future Cop: LAPD

The true pioneer of the ASSFAGGOTS genre

>epic
meh

>what was that for, xbox 360? that's so old, bro. i don't have one of those anymore, i sold it to gamestop.
>PC? i don't have one of those, just a chromebook for school.
>i hope they remaster that game so i can play it again, i'd buy it

soul
vs
soulless

>remaster a saints row game
>it's not 2

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It's BC on Chadbox. Was even in gamepass for a long time.

lmfao

its for console retards

Maybe you shouldn't play vidya on a meme platform, then

Yeah, it's weird they went with SR3 when SR2 was the better game and has more room for improvement in a remaster.

The xbox cant even run it decently with all its flops.

>remas-

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>OH NO, THIS GAME WONT HAVE MY FAVOURITE DRM REEEEE

>retards saying this looks bad
you all are braindead contrarians

they have to finish unfucking the PC port to have an acceptable baseline for new console ports. they never lost the console source but don't want to work with it because of the console-specific middleware dependencies.
expect SR2 for current consoles within a year of the fixed PC version releasing.

I want to ____ Shaundi

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avoid

For all the consolebros complaining about it not being the second one, SR2 is retro compatible on Xbone and still on Steam to buy

>I'M SO GLAD I GET TO PAY FULL PRICE FOR SOMETHING THAT WOULD'VE BEEN FREE/DISCOUNTED FOR PREVIOUS OWNERS
>THIS IS ALL TO BE A PAY PIGGY- EH I MEAN SUPPORT THE DEVS

the only improvement is the added light sources. most of the change is adding bloom and color saturation to make it look more "vivid" to dumb normalfags. the screens missing the screen filter is a downgrade.