Elden Ring

>Grimdark fantasy
>Le so sad NPC quest #58

>does not open from this side

>incest

Open world swamp. No fast travel.

>Oh god being immortal is so horrible wtf I'm spilling my corruption everywhere

A Volgkrierschafften.

Angry Axe

>npcs that don't move their mouths while talking
>enemies being able to hit through walls while players can't

>it's a grate door that you could just shove your hand through

Arralabarda

You can totally hit enemies through walls tho. I remember specifically killing hollow thieves and silver knights through walls and doors.

>Combat boils down to roll roll roll roll counter attack R1 roll roll roll roll

Ford fiesta

Don't the NPC's in Sekiro actually move their lips when talking?

GRRM is doing the writing so expect a story about things he has no idea about and some branch of postmodernism forced into the story.

>lighting magic is useless

The first one was already fixed in Sekiro, so nope.

famas

>No jumping
>6 foot tall bosses
>REMEMBER SOILARE

>cool old man on steroids as final boss

I still haven't gotten around to playing Sekiro but is that the case even while talking to NPCs while exploring? Cause if so good of them to finally start doing that

>Forced epic orchestral track #75

Yes, a fundamental one
>To know the story you have to read the label on the items
>To know how to use items you have to check the story

All item descriptions are replaced by food description

>is that the case even while talking to NPCs while exploring?
Yes. Here's a non-spoilery video showing the first time you meet your not-firekeeper wife.
youtube.com/watch?v=oWFJ5R6XaDE

The voice acting in souls games is so good this never bothered me.
Yuria's voice makes me hard as diamonds.

>dragon temple/sanctuary as a late game area

Bardiche or Bartaxt
NOT a halberd

>that knight in Ashes of Michelle Obama who sounds like he smoked 3 packs a day since he was 8 years old

pole axe

>there are one hundred possible builds, but only one is decent and only one is game breaking overpowered
>The second one is reached invariably with extreme minmaxing that makes your early game frustrating and endgame boring

Murdershovel

You can just respec once you have all the gear needed. Or just CE the gear and dab on the noobs in the first two areas.

It's a shame they hired American voice actors for Sekiro. It makes the dub feel like it's from some anime.

>playing a game literally set in Japan dubbed

In Demons Souls, there were many OP builds and it sort of balanced itself. Everything feels like it's equal in DS3. They raiper does more damage than the estoc for no reason. In DeS the estoc was a straight upgrade.

>Apes are dubbed by Mojo Jojo va

jump attacks always go through, most other attacks don't unless you're attacking at some weird angle that somehow doesn't set off the wallbounce detection

don’t forget that Japanese weapons like katanas are literally the best weapons of their whole group
maybe they didn’t hire frog nation for the voices and translation because it was published by Sony and Sony did the whole thing

>Japanese weapons like katanas are literally the best weapons of their whole group
but...katanas are their own group

Alabama nigger

After enough patches, both DaS2 and DaS3 became kinda balanced. There's still shit that is underpowered and stuff that is way too strong, but it's way better.

no the final boss is usually "the ruler of the land who is a shell of their former self"

is it coming to pc?

The only instances of katanas being too strong is washing pole running attack and 2kat true combo before bleed nerf.

Their swamps are joke to me now. It's like ultimate fuck you to player. They try to sneak them places where you wouldn't expect them. I'm waiting point where i open normal door and its swamp

Yes. Why not? Do I speak Japanese?

Bardiche

right, a cool old man on steroids

are subtitles too much for your peanut brain?

What's the point of even having different weapons if they are all equally good?

Maybe this is why Sekiro just had that single half sized katana.

P-90

Fuck you stick

6 HOURS LEFT FOR THE XBOX SHOW
WE MIGHT GET SOME ELDEN RING NEWS TODAY!!!!!!

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Why would I read subtitles when I could hear the words and understand them? All I ask is that the words not have a cheesy American accent that's straight out of an old Bruce Lee film dub

personal preference of moveset

Halabarda.

>sony game
>xbone show
Yeah, right.

yes
and xbox one and ps4

Don't mind me, just posting the objectively best girl.

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it's a mulitplat you idiot
Sekiro was also shown in an xbox event

>snoygger so distraught and delusional over the impending disaster that is PS5 that he doesn't even percieve the same reality the rest of planet earth does anymore
Get better soon, kiddo

Also Frayed Blade WA's.