Remind me why we hate this again?
Remind me why we hate this again?
This is a nintendo board, you are not allowed to like anything that is not on a nintendo console especially if it is a ps exclusive.
Nice false flag
No idea.
I don't care about a 1:1 remake because the original FF7 is still fine.
I don't care about a remake with only Compilation retcons because Compilation is shit.
A "remake" which clearly states that shit is going off the rails and won't follow the original story is the only thing that can get me interested, especially if the game is episodic. The Compilationfaggotry still worries me, but I can say I'm interested in FF7R now.
imagine unironically being a nintendo fan past the age of 10
but then again, that's the average posting age here on Yas Forums
fpbp
because this is FUCKING BULLSHIT
Get fucked snoy.
it tries hard to appeal to the capeshit zoomer audience so it's automatically trash
it doesn't have 1% of subtlety and nuance the original had
everything is on fucking epic scales out of proportion
Not because changes were made, but because the changes were something a 10 year old still stuck in 2006 would write.
So are they going to completely change the rest of the game or what? I don't see how they can keep making these remakes at the pace the game is going right now
>subtlety and nuance the original had
ahahahahaha
Spooky ghosts.
It's not on PC.
kys tasteless zoomer trash
Everything related to FF7 that wasn't FF7 itself has been complete garbage.
Because retards don't know the difference between a remaster and remake.
I am sure you knew everything about cloud after meeting hojo for the first time.
A nintendo thread died for this.......
Hojo doesn't even say what the twist is in the new game. The only way you know what the fuck he's talking about is if you've played the original. Time jannies drag him away before he can spill the beans.
user at least make it less obvious.
Hmm. Well, it could be a lot of things. For starters, the fact that sephiroth shows up so many times in midgar alone. The KH ghosts trying to make sure that the story goes as it should. The fact that you only get a few summoning materia and their AI is trash. The amount of times the plot ghosts show up to try and prevent Nomura from spoiling the entire games plot only to have it spoiled anyways. The fact that we were promised tons of flesh out but there’s only a few character side missions, most side missions are generic fetch quests which in interviews the devs said it wouldn’t be like that. The choice to make it more like AC than source material. Sephiroth showing the whole crew “lol check it out I learn meteor and try and destroy the planet” only to turn around and say “I wanna merge with the universe livestream and cloud, even though I basically thought you were no more than shit on my shoe the first time around now I need your help :)”
Or maybe it’s the fact that this all happens and then the devs expect me to wait up to years for the next small chunk of the game to come out, it’s actually appalling how many people think that it’s totally fine to release full price of a game DLC to continue the base plot. It’s worse than Early Access it’s actually cancer
Ew, graphics are not that good.
Also STOP FUCKING REMINDING ME ABOUT HOW SHITTY THE TIFA IS IN THIS GAME AND HOW GOOD SHE COULD HAVE BEEN
Compared to nu-FF7, the original had the nuance and subtlety of an epic poem on par with the Divine Comedy.
Time jannies.
right is fine, if you wanted to write tifa out of the game and replace her with her distant cousin from junon
Quick someone post more webms, fuck snoys!
>I don't care about a remake with only Compilation retcons because Compilation is shit.
user, I...
No, I want Dissidia model. Right one is some coomer fantasy. Dissidia is perfect without tryharding.
It's a remake that's entire plot is hinged on you playing the original game(otherwise the plot and significance of the changebad ghosts is completely lost), but also takes a massive shit all over the original story.
It's also a remake that only covers 1/10th of ther original and already covered every major plot point from ther original game.
Please read to the end of the post next time.
>YOU'RE NOT IN SOLDIER
Time jannies
Post em
now that's some tism.
doubly so since apparently you can only define a character by it's socks
Vague enough that it could mean anything.
woman:
dances
man:
watches
woman turns around
-the fuck are you doing, scum? stick your male gaze up your sexist ass
This is now a breathe of the wild thread, fuck you and you shit game snoys!
Here's a more complete webm. The ghosts casts meteor and then sephiroth absorbs that meteor which is made of ghosts, making him future ghost sephiroth.
actually she turns around and says "now try to guess what i'm drawing"
> now that's some tism.
Disigntism?
That's what designers do.
Why does Hojo look completely different to how he has been in all the Compilation stuff
In Dirge of Cerberus he looked totally different, much younger
what an incredible webm, truly amazing
Fuck forgot webm
okay
How is Nomura gonna stretch this shitpile of a plot across two more games? Or are they gonna pull the plug after this "remake" doesn't make a gorillion dollars and rush the fuck out of everything?
I don't get it.
She draws boobs? I assume she draws with her tail.
That is amazingly stupid. Bravo Nomura.
The fuck? The Black Materia isn't until near the end of disc 2.
This is future sephiroth, he took the black materia with him presumably. Nobody knows what's happening to original sephiroth.
Remember when Dirge was supposed to be worst FFVII addition? Good times.
Here's Sephiroth casting meteor again.
>No Vincent
No buy
It's not on the Nintendo Switch.
>In-depth explanation as to how and why colours affect conception of characters
Dude, this is probably that guy's job. It's good we have people who can explain that kind of thing so brainlets like you, who don't know a thing about design, can understand why changing shit for the sake of it is a bad idea.
>2
Midgar was a barely a tenth of the original game. They could easily stretch this into at least 3 or 4 more if they really tried.
EVERY PLOT POINT FROM THE ORIGINAL GAME, JUST SHOVE IT IN SOMEWHERE
what the fuck did i just watch?
I wonder how long it will be until the 30 dollar dlc that removes all of Nomura’s bullshit.
Because in this hellhole, to hate is the norm.
ps4 exclusive
call me when it comes out on switch and maybe we'll reconsider
But we know. They game showed Sephiroth clone number 2 freeing Jenova, killing the president, summoning Jenova Dreamweaver illusion through clone number 49, and escape with Jenova from the Shinra building.
ONCE AGAIN
The main characters look like they're on a fucking shopping trip and spend every scene going 'NANI!?" It's too anime and so bad.
this is fucking retarded
>pass user since 2016
lmaoing at ur life
if you don't look at the new design and think 'oh, it's tifa' you're clearly fucking retarded
probably sooner than you think. 2nd week sales are gonna be a historical reduction
Final boss Sephiroth is made of ghosts.
game is padded to high heaven