Remember. Everything you do in VR is uploaded

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No it isn't. I can use VR without any internet connection, and it would require a huge amount of bandwidth anyway.

Sounds like a based country.

why are you making up shit that's so obviously false?

uh huh, and if you go to the airport without pants you don't have to go through security, right?

>illegal = impossible

>everything
Turn off internet
>everything
Sure thing buddy.

based gurochad

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Based beyond belief

Don't worry user, I believe you.

Don't even read guro except for fantasy shit there no one dies. But doing it myself activates some unga bunga caveman neural patterns. I was even scared when it made me erect the first ti,e.

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I work HR at the NSA, part of my job is literally firing and spying on people who post about their job at the NSA on the internet.

If anyone is interested, this guy doesn't draw good porn at all
Don't be fooled

I don't know about boners, but I love smashing shit like a retard. I would totally play a VR game where you just wield a giant club and cave peoples heads in.

Dangerously based

I work HR at Nasa, part of my job is litterally firing people out into space that go online and post about their jobs at the NSA on the internet.

you guro degenerates make me sick

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Japan?

I'm a higher up at HR, nobody does work like that. We don't give a shit if people spy on you or your kid's nakedness. All that matters is using your informations for the good of the USA :)

>puffy nipples man
Dangerously based

I'm a higher up at HR, nobody does work like that. We don't give a shit if people spy on you or your kid's nakedness. All that matters is using your informations for the good of Israel :^)

I'm the janitor at the NSA, These people are fucking slobs.

>I'm the janitor at the NSA
What's the pay?

I would prefer if Yas Forums faggots like you left Japan. I don't like seeing you around.

I work as an intern there for experience.

BASED CUNNY CHAD

I see what you did there.

I'm the designated cumdumpter at NSA, please violate my throat

if you're so paranoid just play VR games while your computer is offline

>NSA malware records what you've done
>uploads it while you're online

Pleb. Here is Spain Chinese shops used to sell actual CP. I don't know if that is still a thing, but back in the early 00s it was.

It's actually pretty good, look on the main site for job/pay listings. And incase you're curious they hire for just about any position you can imagine.

I'm a highest level cunnyseur but I don't like CP. It was edgy and fun when I was 14 but now it's just sad.

dont go online, play on your airgapped faraday-caged computer.

Oh no, the government will know I masturbate to anime girls sitting on my face in VR.

Recommend me good guro please.

>NSA breaks in to copy your PC contents and the recorded footage while you're eating your tendies
>Visually concealled from you by your massive fat ass

i like guro in animu/mango as im just sick of all those moe/chibbi shit

tho about fapping material iam mostly guro/yuri, torture, cutting, skinning or eating some girl alive always get me hard

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That sounds based af!

nsa cant break in because they only work in usa, i call police on them and they get arrested and go to prison or one of the shabaks secret prisons

my favourite 3D printer

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The NSA can get aid from the CIA and if need be ISA to get your depraved porn game recordings.
You're enjoying your onaholes one moment and the next thing you know, mossad is pinning your head against the floor and bagging you, along with the recordings.

Gurochad starting the thread off with a bang.

I'm the NSA Headquarters. I like the janitor.

>nsa cant break in because they only work in usa
live in your delusion

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nah if those fucks even try coming into this country theyre gonna get disappeared

thanks

Whatever you say there virgin lmao

spying on citizens is illegal here nsa dont work here

The only things disappearing is you, your VR recordings and your whole country when israel deems it an illegitimate, unrecognized state

So is murder, rape and drug dealing yet it happens all the time.

how would israel deem itself unrecognized , how the fuck does that even work ?
and no no one is getting my VR data