Post redpills even Yas Forums can't swallow

Post redpills even Yas Forums can't swallow

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this shit makes literally no sense, and i'm 5'7

>loser
>also 6'3 and have no use for the stature bonus since I don't go outside anyway
I wish I could give one of you guys my precious inches

I dont get it but a good friend of mine is 5'7 and I'm 6'+

I'd like to give you my precious inches.

we're the perfect "cute" short. 5'6 and below is just sad, while 5'8 and up is just generic

>5'7" with 6'+ friends
Relentlessly based

Ah, well I've been called cute by both men and women before so I guess it checks out

>Can't tell if I'm 5'11 or 6

VIDEOGAMESSSS??!!

UHHMMM EXCUSE ME THIS IS A VIDEOGAME BOARD AND WHERE ARE THE VIDEOGAMES?!

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Your height changes throughout the day.

Being exactly 6" is suffering. 6"1 is the true patrician height.

>game mechanics are complex and make no sense

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>tfw girls now think microdicks are better than average because they're more exotic
We can never win averagebros

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yeah no

Being 6ft 6 sucks. I see no benefit to it.

6 inches is enough. It's more about money and height anyway

lol

>it's more about being the perfect cuck
I know user.

>6'4
>khv
Wtf bros turns out it's not all about height you actually have to be attractive and not have a shit personality

>tfw 5'11"
I just tell everyone I'm 6'0".
Thank fuck women are bad at measuring with their eyes

>tfw 6"2 and I tell everyone I'm 6'0"

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I'm 5'11, but I don't get what the image is implying
Someone tell me

Maybe if you used the metric system you wouldn't have this problem.

Imagine having 183cm randomly as your bar for good height.

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Manletbros it aint fair

>tfw so short that you're not even relevant in this picture
feels bad

6'2 is the chad height though

Where's 5'8"?

Literally me

user, I...

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In the trash

6'5 here. every time i walk into a pub every drunk short fuckhead wants to start shit with me. it's like they go for the tallest guy to try to prove themselves or whatever. usually wogs or lebs. fucking manlet cunts stop looking at me

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Natural doctrine?

Journalism & fanservice is the only thing holding gaming back, indies prove devs are perfectly capable of making masterpieces

This would be 10x more funny if done with ragefaces

I made this image in 2014 and posted to Yas Forums
it's like seeing a message in a bottle traverse the world's oceans

Depends. How old are you? It only starts being bad when you reach 24 and are still a khv. which I'm close to approaching jesus FUCKING christ what the fuck went so wrong AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>fanservice is the only thing holding gaming back
Found the journalist. Trying reverse psychology now?

What are some masterpiece indies with good graphics

Found the trannysexual

Taffytales

i'm 5'10 and a half but i tell people i'm 5'9 to play it safe

>5'8 isn't even visible

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why does american measurement stop at .11? thi makes no sense

Fanservice as in adding stupid bullshit to your games in a desperate plea to pander to normalfags, or cramming as many retarded fan ideas into a game as possible to try and please all of your fanbase, when you end up pleasing nobody

MGS4, KH3, FF7R, TP, RE6 are some examples of Fanservice ruining games

>5 7, I wear boots to boost me to 5 9
> Say that Im 5 11 because women are retarded

>still measuring height in feet and inches
do americans really?

I'm 5'2'' What do I do?

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Oh that fanservice. Ok
I thought you were against tiddies.

they can tell, user. 5'9lets pretending they're 5'11 are a dime a dozen

gay gay gay gay gay gay

They cant. Women have terrible space awareness. Its biological.

I'm 6'0 and say I'm 5'10 just to make manlets second-guess themselves
>b-but I'm 5'11 and I'm only like three inches shorter than you, no way
Funny enough it works on women too

Committed suicide

cope. they may be inferior with spacial awareness but women are still programmed to be able to effectively judge a man's attractiveness.
if you're well proportioned you may be able to get away with it but if the girl your talking to is 5'7 or over they will be able to tell.

>still measuring money in pounds

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Yas Forums is full of retarded balding manlets (literally have a general for balding people) that believe eating onions sauce once with sushi or something turns you into a cuck forever but doesn't somehow believe tuna will turn you into a gigachad.
Also full of people who don't fap for a week and start memeing themselves into thinking they're 100x as attractive now because a girl bumped into them on the bus or something

>5'6
All I ask for is just one more inch

>american measurements
Why would you do this

this, but for the girth of my cock

No!

any height not shown is just so small you can't see it

Fucking BASED

I post the CRIMSON RED pill: BOTW is the best game ever made.

>Women? He, I lift for myself

I get everything else but what the fuck is the helicopter supposed to mean

197cm but burgers complain they don't get it so fuck it

After Xenoblade 2

Yas Forums is so far gone that it took 3 posts of my own itt before I even realized that this is Yas Forums

>tfw skinny penis

That image doesn't make any sense, maybe about heights for wrestling and boxing?

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same.
4.5 inch girth

Yes!

>uses internet (invented by america)
>logs into Yas Forums (invented by america)
>navigates to Yas Forums (most american board)
>clicks reply on an american thread
>solves a captcha (invented by america)
>types in american (invented by america)
>just to complain about american measurements

I did an image in 2016 and it appeared on the news in my town and is being used for memes as we speak
And its just a shitty wojak edit

Looking at this thread, I thought I had accidentally clicked on Yas Forums for a second.

this
/nofap/ is a huge cope for faggots on Yas Forums who want to blame all their problems on jerking it
>can't get a girl? It's cuz you jerk off bro!
>no motivation to do anything? It's cuz you jerk off bro!
>kissless hugless handholdless eyecontactless virgin? It's cuz you FUCKING JERK OFF BRO!
they constantly talk about how "working out for women is for cucks", but then take the piss out of other Yas Forumsizens because they are short, bald, have bad inserts or whatever; shit only a WOMAN would care about. It's pathetic.

Yas Forums is literally "cope" the board

Sexualization, while also making well written female characters empowers & inspires women.
Making Women into genderswapped male characters makes them inherently weaker
Making characters into degenerate sluts (IE: DOA, Witcher, Fate, Fire Emblem, Persona, Mass Effect) is also retarded, you can make them hot as fuck that's fine. But making them cock-thirsty whores ruins any chance of taking your game seriously
This is the true redpill

Who are you quoting?

which one

See Sexualization is preferred for female characters, making characters into cock-thirsty whores for a self insert protagonist like Geralt or Shepard ruins the chance of taking your game seriously