What games have the most satisfying horses?

What games have the most satisfying horses?

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SFM and blender

>Blender
Do tell

Either that horse is fucking massive or the guys is a dwarf

Horses are big dude.

you posted it, nothing beats RDR2, I hope people get this approach for other games, it's similar to Mad Max approach to a car
KCD got a good horse
I honestly love TW3 horse
m/kb perspective, so have no clue how it plays on controller

what is being in the foreground

user, i'm 190cm and barely above it's back
go see a real horse, not a pony

>what is foreshortening?

I think Bannerlord beats RDR2 in terms of animation, but RDR2 is going to handle better since it's not as focused on equine realism. RDR2's horses are going to control more like GTA cars than real horses.

Why are horse men so well adjusted and thoughtful, but horse women absolute insane spackers?

Darksiders.

>ManlyTears_and_his_baby_pony.jpg

did you actually ride a horse?
RDR2 is pretty close to real one

gee I wonder what this thread will be about

Have never even seen a horse in real life

Camels. right?

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Because women like horses for their big dicks
YOU JUST KNOW is absolutely not a meme, every woman who owns horses or is in regular proximity to one has sucked or at minimum sexually touched horsedick/balls at least once

Shadow of the Colossus

RDR2 Horse Riding > SOTC Remake Horse Riding > MGSV Horse Riding > Witcher 3 Horse Riding

Anyone knows other games with good horse riding?

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>mentions camels
>posts a chocobo
What are you playing at big fella

I liked KCD.

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Destruction of gaming as we knew it.

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I have and I'm terrified of riding them

sheep fucking is more prevalent

wtf I thought this game was supposed to have good graphics

please go outside user

why? it's fun, I galloped once in my life and it was glorious, no car can compare

>2006
>$2.50 for 2 types of horse armor??!! preposterous!
>2020
>drops $20 on a single fortnite skin

What do you mean?

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good,they stink

thicc

rdr2 looks ways worse

it does.

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shoot it

that's a really low quality bait user

fpbp

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The height and the fact that I'm a manlet makes them intimidating to me

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>mgsv
your best friend until wolf is unlocked
>skyrim
haha no
>witcher 3
he's just there
>ass creed
he's just there
>botw
quit before getting one
>red dead 2
nessecary

porn, user
porn

kill yourself

because many if not all horse girls experienced their first orgasms on horseback from the repetitive impact and motion.

when coupled with the fact that in order to ride a horse you need to boss around and be the unquestionable authority of an extremely muscular and well hung creature, the table has been set for the expectation of their partner.

you will never be able to sexually satisfy a horse girl. the horse brought her the first intense sexual experience of her life, and no matter what you do you will always be a complete dicklet and are physically mogged in the presence of the horse. given your total physical inadequacies in comparison, the horse girl would certainly expect you to be submissive to her. after all, she can tame the beast, why can’t you obey just like her horse does?

this is why horse girls are crazy and will NEVER be satisfied

Based.

It would have happened eventually regardless, unfortunately Bethesda didn't go superjewish with it and turn everyone off from the concept for another decade.

ok, i'll start up the game and do that.

>have to hold down x or use the dumb movie camera to maintain speed
is rdr2 at all moddable (not for online obviously) because i just want to be able to tap x until the horse reaches the speed i want and then that's it and i just have to steer/jump/r1 to slow down or do the skid and drift moves.

In the ass with my semen?

AC Odyssey

I mean, aside from not jizzing from douncing on them, horses mog women in most ways too

based

Yas Forums just can't resist Spirit Thunderflare

Real life when I put my face into my gelding's tail hole and ride him around trails too
he's a good boy and poops so much

>gelding
Why do disgusting animal abusing freaks have their animals mutilated?

AC horses are like turbo powered hovercrafts with legs. They kinda just skate around the place.

>Can't crash into things even if you want to
>Randomly crash into shit that you're actively trying to avoid

I wish you could turn that auto-steering bullshit in RDR 2 off.

some horses can push 8' tall

confirmed for never having galloped.
It crushes your balls into powder and feels like someone is picking you up and dropping you on your ass every half second, I imagine its what women feel when theyre getting fucked by someone 2x larger than them, not a 'fun' experience, but an interesting one.

high tail hall

FPBP

>What games have you satisfying the most horses?

No it doesn't, dude.