>hello? nintendo hiring department?
Hello? nintendo hiring department?
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This pic always looks hilarious to me
>The music video got fucked by Coppa
that looks fucking stupid as shit, mario is a platforming game not a running in a flat field game. odyssey already tried that and it SUCKED
just mass flag it as abusive and they'll realize it's not a kid's video because it uses the word fuck
>ITTL Nintendo fags try to pretend like Odyssey didn't clash like fuck
BZZT DING DONG DING DONG WRONG
You've reached the Nintendo FIRING department baby!
The fuck? I rewatched it two or three days ago and it was fine
NINTENDO...
what KOOPA?
Take a look
Oh we going to pretend Nintendo did not use this on Oddyssey now?
mario in his natural habitat hunting his prey
That's actually a really cool song
But the clashing was one of the cool parts of Odyssey though, I enjoyed how the art styles clashed, worlds actually felt unique. I wish the Ruined Kingdom was a full area, it was hilarious to see how Mario stood out in that place.
Why does this song seem familiar?
I got no problem with realistic art style, but those people never put platforming in their tech demos and make their Nintendo homages look like over the shoulder movie games.
once in a while i'll take a look at one of the several "mario fan wikis" to get ideas for the future of the series. i dictate these ideas to an interpreter, who drafts them in emails to send directly to nintendo's japanese headquarters.
mariofanon.fandom.com
>Cody Tran is an adventurer who saves and explores the Mushroom World for the purpose of keeping Peace and Justice. He is also the president of the Warp Pipe Corporation succeeding Tamarento. His purpose in his adventures is to prevent King Boo and Petey Piranha from stealing the Toadstool Diamonds from Peach's Castle in Toad Town. He often fearlessly ventures into Volcano and Jungle Worlds. Cody reserves the title of most active, brave, wise, and adventurous Man who ever lived in the Mushroom Kingdom. Also, it is recorded that Cody has stomped over 28,000 Goombas and Koopas in just 12 years of adventure. When Cody was in Middle School, he took Sniper and Marksmanship Classes.
secret agent man
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that's because the people making these aren't game developers, they're 3d modelers
Thanks dude
Why would they let a middle schooler take sniper and marksmanship classes?
>Born July 26, 1978
>Years active 1976 - 2019
wat
>we're on it
>*C&Ds a different project that was actually trying*
>Cody Tran doesn't have any Natural Powers, although he does sometimes wear Black Reactor Gloves that obsorb fire, magic, energy, and radioactivity when he needs them. The Gloves use special Materials made of carbon that will obsorb the the Organic Weapon. Then, Francium in the Gloves connects with the host's nerves so they can decide what do with the Energy that's been absorbed such as counter attack the Opponenet. This is very useful to him because he is often assaulted by these objects, although they are not items that he usually wears, just carries around. Without Powers, living in a World full of them, he has all the Weapons, Skills, Moves, Knowledge, and Training to Battle and Defeat any Evil Villain/Mastermind. For situtions that require natural abities, Cody has special equipement almost any impossible task.
hope you're taking notes, nintendo
Who the fuck writes this shit? jesus christ.
Cody Tran
When it's played as a joke it works, when it tries to not be a joke it fails miserably.
Reminds me of that retard who couldn't pronounce SEGA correctly and wanted to make a "vulnerable Sonic" or some shit.
Mustache Man
21 hours ago
quto. It looks better than any Zelda game Nintendo has released? Do you have eyes? This looks far better than the cartoonish shit they produce. I love Zelda games, but I’m sick of Cartoon graphics. It gets old after 20 years.
Odyssey being an asset-clash is the least of its worries. The difficulty and level design are atrociously bland and simple (even for a Mario game). Super Lucky Tale was unironically a more interesting game.
I love this.
I want to fuck that deer
The Temple of Time that retard made in UE4 looks like absolute shit. It looks nothing like Zelda. It isn't even remotely close to the atmosphere or feel of an ancient temple/church in Hyrule. It looks like a mish mash of random pre-made assets he stuck together. Why the fuck is it made out of polished marble with solid shining gold and solid blocks of textured polygons
What's Mario gonna do to that deer?
>That related video sidebar
Yep, this is what the Mario cast should look like. Take notes Nintendo.
The comments for those videos are funny as fuck.
sorry bro she already has a black boyfriend
youtube.com
>Looks in comments
>UE4 faggot is getting angry about the meme now
I'M GETTING PEDO RECOMMENDATIONS WHAT THE FUCK
This system is truly fucking genius.
We finally know what Gay Luigi looks like
Step aside, vulnerable Sonic coming through: youtube.com
Same what the fuck
Mario with realistic 3D stock assets? That's so lame and ugly, have you ever heard of "artstyle"?
>pic related
OMG YASS NINTENDO BASED
haha mario mustache on t rex :)
video got fucking coppa'd thats why
OH NO NO NO NO
this looks atrocious
>putting your real name to this rednose shit
They don't want to risk Coivd so they can;t hire these modern day Michelangelos
Unironically this
Lucky for you, I am open to such an offer of partnership
This is really nothing other than "HOW DARE HE DO OUR THING BETTER THAN US!?" There's all kinds of cartoon parodies of Mario/Zelda etc., and this falls under a parody.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>better
consider super slide
Sooooo a sonic game?