Some believe the fate of our worlds is inflexible. My employers disagree. They authorized me to "nudge" things, hm...

Some believe the fate of our worlds is inflexible. My employers disagree. They authorized me to "nudge" things, hm? In a particular direction from time... to time.

What would YOU want nudged, Yas Forums?

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Give me a tall gf with long hair and baggy eyes

The jannies off Yas Forums... I want the jannies off Yas Forums.

>Give me a gf

That is a particularly large nudge... too large

FUCK

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Battle network.
i want a new battle network

can i get 20 wings, spicy garlic please

That, that i can do...
Hold on one sec, here it is - youtube.com/watch?v=0ZZuo7Xpmqs

Bring back moot!

Mr Jannie... sir... I wnat to save Tifa and Aerith, can that be nudged?

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NUDGE MY COCK

Have Valve focus on making a VR game using another IP.

That... would be a considerably LARGE nudge. Too large, given the interest of my em-ployers.

...What if, I could offer you something you don't KNOW you want?

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Why is that briefcase filled with futa porn?

>We are in the future.
>This is the moment when you ARE a jannie. You will forever have to do it for free... Unless...

delete Yas Forums before it was created. by proxy it would have prevented Yas Forums from becoming a spastic pit of redditardation by never having it exist in the 1st place.

We are in the future. This is the moment where you watch your board... die. Unless...

Unless you were to take matters into your own- hands.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=1zl1L0oWVoU

>Press the button, release a third nuke

Reddit.
I want Reddit off Earth.

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Oh shit, this is Reddit, it took me way too long to figure out what was wrong in this picture.

NO STAP

Could you please not rescue the Alex Vance from Black Mesa?

>Oh some quack with a suit is trying to change the future?
>I'll be right there.

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SHUD UB XDDDD
FAGGOD :DDXD

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i just want o impregnate a latina with my big white cock

That, would be a particularly large nudge...

That's the point ain't it. A large nudge straight into her 'gina

He says considerably, not particularly.

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*PLEASURE*

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Oh hell yes, this looks pretty cool.

How about I give you something you don't know you want

>They get Michael Shapiro back to do Garry Man
>They don't bother getting Eli and Alyx back
why

It's a good day to do what has to be done and live up to my family name and face FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

Eli's voice actor died, they did have Merle to do the entire game (as seen in the leaked beta) but decided to go with the new VA

One of those people is dead, for starters

a minor setback

unless what

a considerably large nudge, then

>That chinese man. Point your finger at the soup he's carrying...

I wish for Klonoa-posters and Tomba 2 posters off this board right now. Do this for me and i might just fuck around and enslave the combine for you.

>buffalo wild wings is closed
>no more thursdays with the boys
when will this nightmare end

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show me

Fuck, user, why'd you remind me

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How about I give you something you know you don't want

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We are in the future...
this is the moment where you watch your girlfriend die

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Too large, given the interest of my employers...

Give it to me

Merle performance, as a lot of people say, isn't the best. But I really felt like they went with the first take or something, she sounded good in hl2 (just finished replaying it) while she sounds kind of off in the beta.
if they had redone a few lines (I only saw the ending) it would have been great.
I wonder if modding her in is possible?

Status: Hired

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LED ME OOOOOUUUUUUUDDDDD

Honestly, just wanted to say HL:Alyx's ending is fantastic.

You can thank based Wolpaw for saving the day.

Miss Vance, you wouldn't need all this to say the ending is fantastic

>wanting me, a klonoaposter, to go away
I laugh at your suffering.

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>What would YOU want nudged, Yas Forums?
Why, my peenus weanus of course:)

hahah! :D

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah

ITT: What would YOU want nudged: - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

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Such a small nudge is... hardly worth my time.

It would be possible if that fat cunt from Valve news network would leak it, but he wants all the attention he can

He knows other people would do a better job at data mining it than him.

just ask for a short gf instead

Orange Box 2.
I want Orange Box 2.