YOU GUYS WERE FUCKING RIGHT!

They hated him because he spoke the truth.

>You're exaggerations and poor arguments
I am?
I still do not understand how people get "your" and "you're" wrong so often. It shouldn't be that hard.

First part will sell because people thought they get ff7 retard. They can only pull this once.

>made people buy it out of spite
Nobody here pre-ordered a game out of spite. If they pre-ordered they were always going to pre-order.

That was a simple spelling mistake, my bad.

>Final Fantasy VII Remake is a phenomenal game. I came in skeptical about the developers splitting it into episodes, but by the time I'd hit the credits, I was blown away. The game challenges you to ask: What, exactly, is the purpose of a remake?

>2005: tech demo for FFVII remake
>2007: Crisis Core's ending teases FFVII remake
>2015: FFVII remake officially confirmed
>2017: FFVII remake will be split in parts because of huge open world and too much content
>2018: FFVII remake gets officially titled "Remake"
>2019: FFVII remake hype gets off the rails as gameplay trailers and demo are revealed

>2020: Kek it's actually an Advent Children/Dirge of Cerberus sequel where we no longer have to follow the story at all.

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>They can only pull this once.
You're delusional. Everyone could see this was going to a be shitfest miles away. Nobody could say they were expecting a """ff7""" """""remake"""""" with a straight face unless they were living in a cave somewhere.

I still don't understand how people think correcting strangers spelling mistakes over the internet isn't the biggest faggot move imaginable

To remake a game to today's standards. God I hate the 2010+'s.

Nobody expected Aeris and Zack to live this time but here we are.

ur and idiot kill youre selve

>Nobody could say they were expecting a """ff7""" """""remake"""""" with a straight face unless they were living in a cave somewhere.
You're full of shit. Up until a few weeks ago articles were still coming out with developers directly stating, several times, that the game is faithful to the original ESPECIALLY THE STORY. That's flat out fucking lies, bro.

When you have micheal tier autists making shitty arguments about a girls boobs and race everyday for months it only reinforces peoples beliefs to just get the game because the arguments against it sound like useless shitposts.

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>Trusting Square-Enix

made me laugh

??? What are you talking about?

I wonder who keeps making these threads?

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>Another Final Fantasy
Thse are the new Edelgard threads roght?

If you think its bad now, think about this.

FF7 Remake is basically Nomura "following" the rules of FF7.

Nomura is gonna be free to do whatever the fuck he wants with whatever number of games that come after this one.

Proper grammar is good for a healthy discussion. I am ESL myself and my English is horrible in general. I just never understood mixing up "your" and "you're" unless you are underage ESL.
I just see many native English speakers mixing up those two so I find it very strange.

It is okay, no need to apologize.

Rude

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I guess I can only speak for myself when I say I don't give a flying fuck about what people do here and I never have. Nobody can convince me to part with my money. I always do my own legwork, and I'm not alone. I would safely say that no matter how retarded people here act they're generally not stupid enough to do the opposite of what they were originally planning specifically to spite someone who will never know they were ever spited. That's kind of the point of spiting someone, you know. They need to know it happened in order to feel bad about it.

>T I M E G H O S T S
>they actually look like fucking ghosts
Why not make them look like some kind of STREAM?!
How did they let him get away with it? How can you fuck up so bad?
Imagine ruining one of the most anticipated games of the 2010's and ruining its following sequels for the 2020's.

This can NOT just be it, he must be playing 5D chess with everyone.

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It's so bad!

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psp was a mistake

shut the fuck up faggot

i guess this scene was made by the guy who made the Ifrit parkour scene in FFXV

He hated ff7 all along. He earned their trust so he could be in a position to torpedo it from within

Did they forget to texture the bike lol

>not write incorrect on purposly
step game up

Reminder that Aerith will be saved

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I'm unfamiliar because I didn't play it. Fancy posting a link or a webm for my lazy ass? I'm reclined and also too gay to search.

No.
I wish you are safe during this Corona crisis and have an amazing day/night/morning/evening

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You underestimate how many cocksuckers are out there

I included them in my arithmetic. They're not fans. They're cocksuckers.

this is retarded but hilarious retarded. time jannies is just retarded retarded

Such a lust for revenge....

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY!?

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO THIS GAME?!

>NOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH

>Those kingdom hearts looking mickey ghosts
Holy shit kek, what the fuck.

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youtube.com/watch?v=nCQoXn8pIp8&t=0m30s

Its going to be the Mass Effect 3 bullshit ending all over again

If there's something strange in your Remake,
Who you gonna call? TIME GHOSTS!

If this guy are sick and don't look good,
Who you gonna call? TIME JANNIES!!!

~I ain't afraid of no meteor~
~I ain't afraid of no meteor~

If you're seeing Hojo running his mouth through your Remake
Who can you call--PLOT POCKETS!!!

A white haired man walking towards you.
Who can you call--LORE JANNIES!

If your materia's missing, pick up the phone
And call HISTORY NIGGAS!

~I ain't afraid of no hotpocket hoodies~
~I ain't afraid of no hotpocket hoodies~

Shera sh#$^#%!! let me ya something
Savescum spooks makes me feel good!

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Oh my fucking god

KEK

I thought I had a webm of it but I guess I don't sorry user. Look it up on youtube, shits hilarious.

>not doing the most iconic scene of your game
I wonder if they are relly that retarded?

Arigato & sumimasen, senpai-tachi.

>God I hate the 2010+'s

Me too user...
This year is promising to be a disaster

what's more important
>giving people the iconic scene
>giving people their waifu

kek at first it was ok cause he was just dodging the swords but then he just starts backflipping out of nowhere and there's not even anymore swords to dodge

Why do people shit on asian tifa? if anything she looks more like a Hapa to me.
Besides, it's not like the japanese are known for drawing their manga/anime characters with extreme asian features despite being 100% japanese, so this comparison of the original art is 100% pointless.

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lol

>Nanaki wasn't made playable because of all the new story autism.
That's fucked up when you think about it

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It's an ego thing. Nomura didn't direct the OG FF7, so in the Remake he's directing he has to mark it as his own. That includes his own spin on it in the way of Advent Children.

youtu.be/mr834Cs9ncs?t=16

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Post your face when time jannies held you off from wasting $60 on this piece of shit.

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I love how fucking greasy weasel they made Hojo but goddamn this fucking plot.