>why yes, i did nuke peach beach. How could you tell?
ITT:we discuss a fictional game that doesn't exist
Adrian Walker
Jonathan Richardson
Oh fuck, I’m tired of all the forced diversity in this shitty game. Why there must be a most of women, niggers and faggot? They aren’t even interesting characters
Ryan Ward
But the developers are Japanese. That fact already makes it diverse.
James Wood
Of course I talked the White AND Black Nationalist leaders into helping my army kill the legion of Wendigos and Thunderbirds, what gave it away?
William Ortiz
Japan have been the same after the USA colonization in 3045
Ayden Smith
If I had known Paildramon would kill Aggron, I wouldn't have given him the Monado back. Fuckin hell, he was the most based party member.
Ryan Peterson
What fucking game are you even talking about wtf is this shitty thread
Gavin Diaz
>enter arena
>see Aaron player
>leave arena
Carson Price
>doesn't know Peach Beach: Survival of the Fittest
Get outta here, noob.
Parker Martin
Really? Even with Doomguy and Dante?
Parker Gomez
>Daily First win of the Day quest
>pick aaron in arena
>faggot leaves before he realizes I've never played this guy before
>free win
Sebastian Howard
How the fuck do I recruit the last two Duchesses?
>100%ed the violin solo
>found all of the liquid nitrogen canisters
>beat the bonus boss in the slaughterhouse
>gave Nelson Mandela the gold statue
>bought one of every item at the convenience store
What the fuck else do I have to do?
Nathaniel Flores
>He didn't go on a wendigo-murdering spree with the Mecha-Sioux chief Spiritclub to avenge his late father.
Rude.
Xavier Lopez
Doomguy and Dante are cool, but I just personally liked Aggron more.
Matthew Cruz
What about the hut of big tiddy Hula GFs?
Blake Jenkins
WW2 Assassin’s creed
> call it alliance
> have an Assassin and Templar work to defeat axis powers
> rather than one massive map have separated cities that are detailed (Paris, Berlin, Moscow, Tokyo, etc)
> show lots of war crimes
Jaxson Morales
Anyone tried the Pope Innocent III DLC? Is it any good?
Dylan Torres
Lads, I sold the old paintbrush. I mean, it seemed utterly useless when I got it, how was I to know what it would be needed for? Really screwed me up when I discovered what happens if you don't have it, that was my favourite NPC too.
Michael Reed
>heard they were adding more characters and doing a crossover with games workshop
>they only add Rowboat Girlyman and some ultramarine niggers in
I feel fucking robbed i hate these gay ass "crossovers" now arena mode is ruined, and I thought Doomguy and Gordon Freeman players were annoying
Mason Russell
Did you sleep at Marqouth inn before you did all that? If not you may have hard locked yourself out of the content
Gabriel Cruz
It's the only good dlc worth getting!
Landon Roberts
Is the ladder minigame as tedious as Yas Forums says, or is it just a 'tard filter?
Owen Roberts
Definitely a filter. People were acting like it’s the ladder scene from MGS3, all over again. Faggots, most of them.
Hudson Gonzalez
>golden toothpick spawns in the middle of the arena
Post yfw
Jaxson Ortiz
Jonathan White
Isaiah Williams
How the fuck do you upgrade weapons in this game? One of the mushroom men cursed my iron pumps and now I can only move backwards
Isaiah Foster
You have to go to Z̷͍̮̹͔̜̟̘̖͖̬̯̼͔͔͌̈́̂̎̀̓͗̓͒̽̿́̕͝͝a̴͖͚̣̯̤͕̓̀͆́̓̂̋̍̀̉͘͘͠͝l̸͍̗̪̭̘͇̯͚͍̍̏͌g̶̡̢̛͓̘͉̤̦̺͚͈̟̬̮̑̌͊̍̿̆̀͜͜ö̷̤̺́̀̄̂̉̄̐̽̽͛͝͠s̴̤̮̼͉̭̰̃͆͌̎̽̌͛́̓͂͋̐̂͒͝ ̷̡̥̣̞͓̦̦̱̝̏̑͝ͅf̴̞̯̮̞̙̱̆͠ͅo̶̼̿͑ŕ̵̢̗͓̣͚͉̜̖͎̞̗̰͌ţ̷̢̢̰̱̺̰͔̳̈́̌̉̑̄͌̀͘ȑ̸̨̧̗̺̝̳̪̣̺̥͎̯̻͇́͆̑̓̈́̎̍̊͆̀͋́͘͜͜͝ȩ̶̱̗̟̥͈̪̦͚͂͛̒̍̍̚ś̸̡̺̹̟̺̻̻̱̘͉͍͌̃͜s̷̨͓̞̭͖̳̞̦̣̹̙͇̻̄́̂̃̔̔ͅͅ
Jaxson Lopez
>he didn't pick any characters with the bishop class
enjoy navigating backwards, heathen
Eli Fisher
>choosing bishop and not being a gun toting ranger chad
Pathetic
Jackson Phillips
I SERIOUSLY cannot beat the lap time on Lightspeed Landing. Escobars Arena, got it no problem. But Lightspeed Landing? What the fuck man.
>hurr durr we made it so you HAVE to use TAS to beat the game isn’t that a fun and unique experience
Fuck these developers
Carter Turner
>he didn't become a crusader.
Both of you are gay.
Cooper Reed
You don’t understand this thread, do you? Also fuck Asscream, let that shit die.
Adam Price
>Crusader
>when renegade druid exists
Oh no no no
Owen Davis
>being a god cuck relying churches to cure yourself instead of living off the land and stealing peoples shit
keep seething
Gavin Lopez
>not rolling an undead crusader for the paradox buffs
what are you even doing
Alexander Reed
post yfw ending C
Why the fuck did they kill off El Jarnard? It makes no sense.
Connor Miller
>harvests herbs and crafts anti-undead potion
Nothing personal boner
Grayson Hughes
>got my ass shredded by the wolves just outside of the starting city since I made a charisma build
>end up finding Bango, kind of shocked by how overpowered he is
>demolishing wolves left and right, taking no damage
>keep getting new party members, but Bango is the only real powerhouse
>ten hours in, Bango tells me it is time to pay him for his services
>what
>don't have enough money to pay him off
>other party members leave me because it is apparently evil to not pay off debts immediately
>now he refuses to do anything, including leaving my party, until I pay him
>if I walk too far away, he'll become aggressive and kill me immediately
>tried loading a save an hour ago to ditch him, but that just starts the debt payment earlier and it costs just as much
What the fuck do I do? Is my game softlocked?
Elijah Green
The game was boring until red thanos showed up. It was a real twist.
Isaiah Martin
You have to suck his dick and become his slave. Next time make sure you have the money to pay him back.
Mason Jones
>not wanting him dead the first time he fucks you over
He was retarded got what he deserved
Hudson Bailey
>not pickpocketing him and paying him with his own money
Parker Diaz
HOW THE FUCK DO I BEAT THE RED ADMIRAL
Nathaniel Morales
Quick block and taking all the rapier upgrades.
Easton Davis
>decide to make a Lycan build cause its a fun honest class
>faggot devs literally nerf it into the ground and then buff every single counter to boot
>all while keeping the Mothman build in tact despite it being SS tier since its released
How the FUCK is that fair? Those assholes not only get edgy skins but they get to see EVERY move you make with the Prophecy passive. At least make silver less common cause literally everyone runs it in their build now. I'll have to make a goblin build like the other 50% of the playerbase
Lincoln Fisher
Nigga just keep shooting his ass and dodging
Jack Baker
Join me brother you too can be a ranger chad
Luis Morales
>tfw clipping the red admiral into the stairs with the chandelier
Jack Myers
>Game implies Chinese Name, Tony Gunk, and Mother Coconuts.
>It's just Uncle Ratfoot.
Michael James
>tfw you couldn't save Mikey
Daniel Torres
Fuck off, Uncle Ratfoot is an absolute hunk.
His VA does a god-tier danny devito impression.
Cameron Mitchell
holy shit this game is so good, it’s literally the perfect game
Chase Parker
He's literally just a shitty unlikeable version of Secret Agent Randy Beans.
Carson Thompson
holy fuck this game is so shit, it's literally the antichrist game
Christopher Ramirez
honestly the Hegelian philosophy was a weird touch considering 30 minutes before the bosses monologue there was a struggle cuddle scene.
Jose Williams
>When you realize he was Jacob and Hong's brother.
Landon Phillips
Randolph "Randy Beans" Beanler-
>Has not eaten gomma-demon children.
Henry H. Rutherford Ratfoot-
>Has eaten many gomma-demon children on numerous occasions.
Case dismissed.
Isaac Nelson
>Every single Seinfeld, Edd Ed and Eddy, and King of the hill online thread
Alexander Watson
>he sided with the Doom cult
>he turned his back on the Brigadiers
Mason Parker
You are chilling in the Hot tub area when you suddenly hear
>Daddy's Home!
What do you do?